Summary: It's April Fools and knowing Hao, someone's going to get nekofied! Not telling who. Don't like, don't read. Goes to chapter six (6).
Warnings: Author's annoying friends are included as OCs. But read anyway:P
Chapter 1 of Nekofied: April Fools
"Can I help you?" asked a female voice behind the magic shop's counter. Hao turned around to see two girls with black hair, one's curly- the other's straight and abnormally long, wearing colorful wrinkled skirts, bandannas, and light purple shirts women would wear at a meeting when they were forty. They looked like they were trying to dress as psychics. He couldn't identify them, for they wore loads of black fish net over their "costumes". Both had brown eyes, though.
"Yes," answered the brunette. "I'm looking for a potion."
"And what kind?" asked the curly black-haired girl with brown eyes.
"Yes, we have a lot of mystical potions," added the long, straight black-haired girl, trying to imitate a whimsical voice of a fortune teller.
The brunette boy smiled. "Something with the word "prank" written all over it."
"Gotcha," said the straight-haired girl. "So many customers are coming for April Fool's day. We've been giving them love potions and truth serums, but we have something special."
The curly-haired cut in, "Something especially for a shaman."
Hao looked surprised. "How'd you know I was a shaman?"
"We are the magic shop owners," said the curly-haired one.
"And we never reveal our secrets," added the straight-haired girl with a giggle.
"Whatever," said Hao, snatching the potion the curly-haired girl gave to him. 'Nekofi-er. Use with caution...' Perfect." A grin spread across Hao's face. He dropped the money on the counter and ran out.
"He's so hot!" squealed the curly-haired girl.
"Ew, Ruri!"
"Hmph. Shut up, Kia."
Scene change... at the Asakura residence.
"Hey guys," Hao called into the house. "I brought pizza!"
Yoh, HoroHoro, and Ren came into the room- all staring at Hao awkwardly.
"Thanks, Hao! I'm starved," exclaimed Yoh, grabbing the box and beginning to scarf down the cheese pizza.
"I dunno," stated HoroHoro doubtfully. "It's not like Hao to bring food home unless he already ate it..."
"It doesn't matter if Yoh eats it all," said Ren.
"You're right!" And with that, HoroHoro joined in with the scarf-fest.
Perfect, thought Hao. "Where are the girls?" asked Hao.
Ren sighed. "At the spa," he said in a sarcastic, girlish voice. "Getting massages and manicures."
"Yuck," said Hao, making regurgitating noises.
"So what are you up to, Hao?" asked Ren curiously.
"Oh, you'll see..."
Owari
A/N: So far, so good? You'll see the OCs next chapter. I know it's short. T-T And FYI, it's night time in the fic, k? k. R&R.
Kya
