Chapter 2 of Nekofied: Nekofied
CRASH
The Tao's eyes flew open and he immediately shot out of his bed. He ran into the kitchen. No one there. He ran into the living room. No one there. He ran into Yoh and Anna's bedrooms upstairs. No on there. He went back into the living room, where he found where the crash had come from. There was a broken vase. The culprit must've been hiding somewhere, trying to avoid punishment.
Hmmmmmm... Ren peeked around the corner and turned back. He saw a flash in the corner of his eye and jumped at it, landing straight on top of it.
"Yoh? Why are you wearing kitty ears?" Ren got up and... "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! YOH, PUT SOME CLOTHES ON!" Yoh looked at him, scratching himself with his "kitty gloves" and ran away on four limbs. "HEY! Come back here," Ren called after.
Ren plopped down on the couch and sighed. I swear... Sometimes I worry about him..., Ren thought, then felt a body jump onto the couch beside him. Ren turned. "...HORO! WHAT THE- no. WHY THE HELL ARE YOU TWO NAKED!" he screamed. "AND WHY ARE YOU WEARING DOG EARS!"
HoroHoro didn't say anything. He just licked the Tao's cheek and ran off. Ren froze. "... ... ... I think I'm going to go take a twelve-hour bath now..." He started to walk away when he heard a loud "Meow" coming from Yoh's bedroom.
Ren ran into the bedroom to find HoroHoro had bumped the dresser and the dresser landed on Yoh's... er... tail... Ren moved the dresser, and Yoh hissed at Horo and ran out of the room. Ren looked at Horo, who licked his face again and ran away.
"WHAT'S GOING OOOOONNN!" Ren screamed at the top of his lungs while his fingers dug into his purple locks. He ran into the living room, grabbed Yoh, and headed for the Asakura's room. In there, he found Yoh's khaki pants and white shirt. He slipped them on Yoh to find he didn't exactly like Ren had pictured it. The clothes were really baggy and he had to put a belt around Yoh's pants just to keep them from falling off.
"I don't know why...," Ren started, pulling Yoh out of his room and grabbing Horo by the... paw... to drag him into his room. "...but you guys somehow turned into nekos." HoroHoro's outfit looked like Yoh's did- baggy. "Oh, well...," muttered Ren.
He sat on the couch, rubbing his temples whilst Horo ran around trying desperately to remove the baggy clothing and Yoh laying on his back with his paws straight up in the air in shock of having clothes on. (A/N: That's a funny image! lol XD)
What am I going to do...
Just then, the door flew open and Anna, Kia, Ruri, Hari and Kya entered. (A/N: Yes, they're my friends. And yes, I have friends. Stop mocking me! Remember when they were at the spa? Yeah. They're back now.)
"What in the world happened to my house, Tao Ren!" screamed a very angry Anna.
"Look," he answered, pointing to the nekofied shaman.
Owari
A/N: Yes, short chapter. But now you can read the next one:P
Kya
