Chapter 3 of Nekofied: Investigation.
"What are they?" asked Hari, a blonde with medium-length hair, hazel/blue eyes, a green shirt and unbuckled overalls. "Yoh looks like a cat and Horo looks like a dog... HOLY SHIT! And he acts like one, too!" Hari shook her leg, desperately trying to shake of the humping neko.
Everyone: o.o Ew...
Hari shook him off and hid behind Anna. She and Kya turned their heads to Ruri and Kia, glaring accusingly.
"What?" they asked in unison.
"It wasn't us," said Ruri, beginning to sweat.
"But... you er... might wanna check the magic shop. It looks like a powerful potion might've caused this," muttered Kia, also growing nervous.
"Fine," said Ren. He found some rope and tied it around the nekos' necks, quite literally dragging them outside.
The girls looked at eachother.
"That was disgusting," said Hari.
"I think you're over reacting," stated Kya.
"Aw, come on, Kya. You know you just wish that it would've been you instead of me!" And with that, Hari began laughing hysterically.
Kya: T-T
(A/N: You know, she would actually say something like that. Seriously. You know you would, Ashley. You sick freak... lol)
Scene change- Outside.
Ren struggled to keep the two on the side walk. "Gyahh! Stop struggling Horo! Yoh, stop sleeping!" He tugged at Yoh's rope, getting a hiss in return. He yanked at Horo's rope, getting a yelp. "Yoh Asakura, seriously! Get off your lazy ass! Horokeu Usui! Stop sniffing Yoh's lazy ass, you fag dog!"
Yoh refused to move and Horo proceeded to tug at the rope, barking at the mail man (who was staring in awe). Ren was going to lose it. He couldn't take it anymore. He needed respect, attention, obedience...
"THAT'S IT!" The two nekos looked at him quizzically. "YOU TWO ARE GOING WITH ME RIGHT NOW! YOU ARE GOING TO DO WHAT I SAY, WHEN I SAY IT. THE REST OF THE TRIP HAD BETTER BE AS EASY AS PIE, OR YOU'LL BE FIXED!" The two's eyes widened in horror and they both began running to the shop as fast as they could, dragging Ren (who was still holding the ropes) along across the ground behind them.
Owari
A/N: R&R
Kya
