Introduction
Kit: If I hear 1, just 1 crack about the candy bar, someone is gonna get hurt, understand? Okay, just checking (and don't even get me started about flamers)!
Kat: Well if your not confused… keep reading… if you are (poor you)… keep reading!
No outside contact (except for the camera crew and such…). Battles of wits… strength… creativity… but what ever you do, don't open the elevator… 'cause it's JAWS! In the Hospital
30 contestants, four months, and only one winner. For our contestants we have…
Ulrich!
He's from Code: Lyoko and is a first timer here with everyone else.
Clover!
From the Totally Spies branch, if you totally get what I mean, ya know?
Odd!
Yes he is, also from Code: Lyoko and First timer too.
Aelita!
Code: Lyoko's little pink haired angel.
Jeremie!
Every show needs a computer genius… here's Code: Lyoko's and ours (for the time being).
Yumi!
From Code: Lyoko, new to this too.
Kirk!
Is a jerk! No, I'm just kidding you. This captain's from Star Trek (The Original Series) and just can't wait for me to shut up!
Alex!
Another Spy from Totally Spies, oh wait, did I just say that?
Cyborg!
From the Teen Titans, he's half teen, half robot, all booyah!
Sam!
From Totally Spies, Jeremie's mirror image genius… but let's not get into mirror images 'because here's…
Kat!
Same as Ulrich, just kidding! Just because she's blind doesn't mean she's any worse at soccer folks!
Robin!
Leader of the Teen Titans, also new to this.
Raven!
Raven glares at the announcer and says, "Leave me alone."
No sorry, wrong Raven!
From That's so Raven and of whom the authors know nothing about!
Don't forget…
Raven!
Raven glares at the announcer, again and says, "Please, leave me alone."
Raven glares at Raven and says, "Girl, I'll get my air time!"
Well ignoring the fact she wants to be left alone, she's from Teen Titans.
Yugi!
From Yu-Gi-Oh! And yes he's got the millennium puzzle, Marik does not have it.
Starfire!
Alien princess from the planet Tamiran, also a Teen Titan.
Aragon!
Actually Argon, yes we made an element into a character! You people thought we actually would put him in here?
Announcer's statement is met with silence.
Okay, okay, he's in here, for now… Oh, he's from Lord of the Rings.
Blackfire!
Starfire's sister who we've brought back for this!
Beast Boy!
From the Teen Titans, BB's the changeling sidekick we all love to kick! Speaking of animal shape shifters, here's...
Kit!
A Yu Yu Hakusho character that can transform into animals, with the help of her genetic wild magic. And let's not forget her demon side...
Yuka!
The kitsune that has a death wish on our next contestant...
Kidalana!
The lovable red-haired Silvan elf from the Two Towers Role Playing game.
Kidalana turns to the camera and smiles.
Hiei!
Our resident fire demon and, err, assassin, with an artificial third jagan eye.
Hiei glares at the announcer and says "Hn, why am I here you ningen fool?"
Kit whispers to Hiei "You're here to make sure Yuka doesn't kill anyone, mainly Kidalana."
Hiei replies to Kit "Well you plainly picked the wrong person to do that."
And that's why we have our next contestant...
Cassidi!
An original Yu-Gi-Oh character by Kitsune Dragon Girl, Cassidi will do her best to keep the other players from killing each other with her lovely skill of exorcism! Also on the anti-death team is...
Kurama!
The Yu Yu Hakusho red-head with the power over plants. And let's give a warm welcome to...
Yoko!
Kurama's former self, and Yuka's older brother.
Jin!
Also from Yu Yu Hakusho, Jin is the wind master with an Irish accent that few can understand at times. When this happens, Kit will serve as translator at those points.
Sam!
No, we have not introduced her already! She's from Stargate: SG-1 and is a blonde!
Jack!
A General in the SGC, from everyone's favorite… MACGYVER!
Announcer pauses.
Oh, sorry… I meant to say STARGATE: SG-1!
But we'll add in…
MacGyver!
Just for kicks. And gueese where he's from... MacGyver.
Well folks we're all out of time for today so… cross your fingers and wait and see!
Kit: Well, those are our contestants, tune in next time for the next episode of JAWS! In The Hospital!
Kat: Later! Review now, please?
