Starcraft Road Trip By: BlackHighwind

Chapter 2, The Trip Begins

Jim Raynor is waiting at his home for his buddies to come, when he spots a Volkswagen beetle coming down the road. When the car stopped, it was Jim's buddies that he called the other day ago.

"So when are we going?" the person known as Tim asked. God Tim was sometimes stupid.

"Um, you do know your late by an hour right?" Jim asked.

"But we left at 1 to come here."

"I said to BE HERE AT ONE!"

"..." Tim said. "GOD#$NIT!"

"Well, shall we go now?" Jim asked.

"Might as well go." Bob said.

"Ok. Lets go then." Jim said.

So, Jim goes to his garage and gets the family car, a Ford F-150.

"Hope in." Jim said to his buddies as they get in.

Tim then asked: "Were are we going?"

"The only show that's currently happening right now." Bob said.

Tim asked, "Where is that and what is it?"

"The confederate gun show on the other side of the planet." Jim answered as he started the truck and pulled out.

It must of been an hour or two when they finally reached the open road cause Fred had the map and didn't know how to use it...

"Ah, finally. The open road to the other side of the planet." Jim said.

The road ran through a desert. The desert had no name and they soon heard someone singing in the distance the song "A Horse with no Name" when they seen someone riding a horse.

"Ah! What the hell is that!" Bob said as he heard the singer.

The singer was singing, "On the first part of the journey I was looking at all the life, There were plants and birds and rocks and things There was sand and hills and---" gets hit in the head with a shoe and falls off the horse.

"Thank god you did that Bob." Fred said.
A few minutes later.
"Hey look at that." Tim said pointing ahead at someone on the side of the road.
Jim Raynor couldn't make out what Tim was pointing at till he pulled up along side someone in combat armor a tealish/greenish color hold holding cardboard saying "Confederate Gun Show"
"You need a ride? We're going there too." Jim said to the guy in the armor.
"Yea." the person in the armor said getting in the back.
"So,... how's the weather?" Jim asked the guy in the armor.
"Hot as hell..." the person replied.
"Well, uh, it was meant as a joke." Jim said to the reply.
"Oh. So your going to the Confederate Gun Show you say?" the person in armor asks.
"Ya." replied Jim Raynor. "What's your name fella"
"Spartan One-One-Seven. But everyone calls me Master Chief." the person in armor says.
"How bout' we call you MC?" Bob asked.
"Ya if you want. Are we there yet?" MC asked.
"No. We still got half-a-planet to drive across." Jim said.
"..." MC said. "So... What should we talk about"
"I dunno." Tim answered.
"Me neither." Bob said.
"Oh! I know!" Fred yelled.
"What?" Jim asked.
"I don't know. Me forget." Fred answered back.
"..." Jim said. "Why don't we talk about our time in the military"
"Good idea Jim." said Tim.
"Hmmm." said Jim. "One time, I was scouting on my regular patrols in the wilderness, and I saw a weird purple thing running at me from behind"
"Really?" Bob asked.
"Jim, what was that thing running after you?" Fred asked.
"Well, it was an alien we call Zerglings. Those little suckers are fast as hell. Almost got me if I didn't throw a grenade in its mouth." Jim said.
"Wow. Well, that aint as exciting as my experience with aliens." MC said.
"Well tell us then MC." Bob said.
"It started deep in space. I was on a ship called the Pillar of Autumn when an alien fleet attacked us. The aliens that attacked us was called the Covenant and they are ugly as hell. They walk on two legs, Use plasma weapons, and have shields." MC started.
"You mean the Protoss?" Jim asked.
"No. Not all of these covenant have shields. Only the Elites in that alien force have shields." MC answered.
"Oh." Jim said in response.
"Once, I'm walking through a forested area, and this freak-show thing tries to jump me." MC said. "God was that thing annoying me. Are we there yet"
"No." Jim said. "You just asked that a few minutes ago"
"Ya you did." Tom said to MC.
"..." Mc says quietly.
"From now on, we only talk about aliens that the confederacy knows about. Ok?" Jim ask everyone in the truck.
"Ya." Bob, Tim, and Fred said.
"Whatever." MC says. A few minutes later in silence, MC breaks the silence with: "One time, there was so many Covenant on me"
"Shut up bout this so-called Covenant." Jim interrupts.
"Well, are we there yet"
"NO! Now stop asking that question!" Jim tells MC.
"Ok..." MC says back.
A few minutes later again.
"There are these huge aliens I fought one time, they are armored like hell! If I was one of em', I'd be glad I was a Coven"
The truck stops on top of a bridge on the sidewalk which is over a gorge that the bottom can't be seen. Jim Raynor gets out, walks to the passenger door and opens it, grabs MC, throws him over the railing while yelling at MC to not talk bout' the Covenant again while around him. A few seconds later after Jim throws MC over the bridge, he thought he heard this:
"Curse you bald-headed, blond bearded man"
"The hell was that?" Jim ask himself as he gets back in the driver seat.
It was a few minutes later, they come up on a rest stop.
"Anyone need to go to the bathroom?" Jim ask. "I'm pulling in here to rest for a bit"
"Ya. I could use a drink." Fred said.
So Jim Raynor pulls into the rest stop and everyone gets out of the truck and head to the building. When they get inside, it was like a paradise. But for drinks. Tim and Bob head for the Restroom while Fred and Jim head to the bar.
"Um, I'll have a Dragon's Head." Jim said to the barkeep.
"I'll have a Broken Arrow please." Fred said to the Barkeep.

To be continued in Chapter 3: The First Rest Stop

Disclaimer: I do not own ANYTHING of Starcraft, Halo, Ford Vehicles, a Tim, A Bob, Or a Fred, Volkswagen Beetle, or any thing in phrases related to "Shark Tail" phrases.
But I do own the Dragon's Head and Broken Arrow beers cause I made em' up!