Disclaimer: T-T I don't own Shaman King yet... I'm getting there, though... lol

Chapter 4 of Nekofied: Who did it?

Ren parted the beads stringing to the ground that was the door and entered the psychic/magic shop.

"Hello?" he called out. "Is anyone here?"

"Just a minute, Ren," called a familiar voice. Out rushed the same two girls that gave Hao the potion. "Whaddya need, hon?"

"How do you know my name? ...And did you just call me 'hon'?" asked Ren.

"Psychics know everything about anything, young shaman," answered the curly-haired Ruri.

(A/N: Remember, they couldn't be identified because of their bizarre outfits and fish net, so Ren has no idea who they are.)

"We know you came from China," she added.

"And that your birthday's on New Year's Day," Kia included.

"How-?"

"We never reveal our secrets. We're psychics," said Kia.

"Bull crap, you guys!" Ren, Ruri and Kia turned to the voice.

"Hari, say anything and I'll tell mom you broke the vase," said Ruri.

"Uhh... Ruri...?" Ren asked.

"Dude, you just gave yourself away. T-T," said Kya.

Hari and Kya started laughing hysterically.

"Then who's that?" asked Ren, pointing to Kia.

"That's Kia," answered Kya.

Silence.

"WHAT!" yelled Ren, so that Yoh jumped in the air and emitted a loud "MEOW!" Everyone but Ren looked at the terrified kitty neko, who was shaking and who's fur on his tail was standing on end. "You mean to tell me you two have been running this place the whole time?"

"Yup," answered Ruri.

"And that it was you two who have been making psychic fools of yourselves this whole time?"

"Yup. ...HEY!" answered Kia.

"And it was also them who sold the neko-fying potion," said Hari. "Wasn't it, baby sister?"

"Hari! Just because you're two minutes and thirty-four seconds older-" began Ruri.

"To who?" interrupted Ren.

"We're not in liberty to say...," said Kia.

"TELL ME THE FUCK NOW!"

"H- Hao Asakura!" shrieked a horrified Kia. With that, Ren bolted out the door and dragged the nekos along whilst Kya and Hari bounced around, pointing at Kia, and sang "Scardy-cat! Scardy-cat!"

Scene change- Outside (again)

HoroHoro and yoh walked obediently side-by-side, knowing what would happen if they didn't.

"Where is he...?" Ren asked himself as they walked along. He looked everywhere. "Maybe we should just go back to Yoh's place..."

Owari

A/N:is panting heavily: So.. much... typing... R&R if you want to live!

Kya