Disclaimer: I don't own Zelda!
Sometimes I think I have too much time on my hands.. Four stories at once, this is going to be interesting.
Umm welcome to my second humor fic 'Stuck in a game'. I came up with the whole idea while doing the dishes one night... This story is about three teenage girls getting sucked into their favorite video.
Come join the pyromaniac, the know it all and the serious gamer girl with metal problems, on their adventure in Zelda Ocarina of Time! Friendships and values are being put on the line to save the Land of Hyrule!
First chapter doesn't have much to do with Zelda because I just want you to meet the three stars of the story.
Chapter One
In the far north of North America, in a growing city where basements were common, people had hot tubs not swimming pools. The city streets covered in ice and snow. It was the blizzard of the century and people were warned to stay inside. It was December 18th, in the house of a small community in the city; three teenage girls were sitting on a futon. In the huge basement room, with white walls the girls sat on the futon in the middle. In the corner of the room was an old 26-inch screen television. The three girls were watching 'My little Pony' and getting brain washed.
A pink pony with purple hair walked up to the yellow pony with blue hair. The pink pony had the biggest and cheesiest smile on its face. "Well Twinkle Star, I can't think of an extra special dance, for the extra special friendship ball happening this extra special night!"
"Don't worry Twinkle Toes, you'll think of an extra special dance for the extra special friendship ball happening this extra special night!" Said Twinkle Star.
The one girl covered her ears and started yelling, "OH MY LORD! MAKE THEM STOP! THEY CAN'T STOP SMILING AHHH!" She was yelling 'ahh' until the one girl shoved a lollipop in her mouth, "be quiet!"
Twinkle Toes and Star were walking to what seemed to be a fair. A blue pony with yellow hair came running by the two and knocked Twinkle Toes down. She stopped and helped Twinkle Toes help, "sorry Twinkle Toes! I was chasing that extra special kite that's in the extra special sky this extra special afternoon!"
Twinkle Toes smiled, "don't worry Twinkle Sky, but I have a problem. I can't think of an extra special dance, for the extra special friendship ball happening this extra special night!"
Sky looked shocked, "you mean you can't think of an extra special dance, for the extra special friendship ball happening this extra special night!"
The girl who was yelling from before got up and pulled the television plug. She stood up with a huge smile on her face. "I have defeated the evil my little ponies!"
"One minute till insanity, how interesting. I hope they remove this show, it's driving our youth to commit violence." Said the tallest girl out of the three. She wore a black shirt with blue jeans. Her hair was brown with blonde strands and long and had big blue eyes. She looked over to her friend whose eye was twitching, "are you ok Kate, your eye is twitching."
The girl had messy long red hair, with green eyes. She wore a black dress shirt and black jeans. "I'm not insane; I'm only mad.. very very mad to be correct! I'll be alright Erika, just give me a few minutes and I'll be right back." Kate headed up the stairs.
Erika could smell smoke she turned around where the other girl was sitting. She had a burned out match in her hand. "Andrea, stop burning matches, I think you may have an addiction to fire."
The girl had short black hair, and brown eyes. She hissed at Erika and went back to staring at the flame. She wore red pants and an orange tank top. "I like fire so what?"
"Your are a pyromaniac..."
"No I'm not! I don't go around burning houses down!"
"Well you did set every mailbox on the street on fire!" Andrea smiled.
Kate came back with two boxes wrapped in Christmas paper. On the tags said, "to: Brittany from Katy and to: Victoria, from: Katy." She threw the boxes on the ground and tore off the wrapping paper. It reveled a talking Twinkle Toes and a plushy Twinkle Star. Erika raised an eyebrow; "I have to record this for my results. A here I come!" Erika jotted notes down about Kate's odd activities involving 'My little ponies.'
Andrea got up and walked over to the toys. She picked up the Twinkle Toes doll, she smiled evilly. "You're going to burn! Slowly so I can have my revenge I lust for so badly." Andy dug her hand into her pockets and brought out her lighter. "Can you get a big pail of water and a metal rod..." Kate nodded and went to get the supplies? She came back and laid down the pail and put the metal pole in the middle. Andrea took some string and tied the doll onto the pole. "In three, two one! BURNINGNATING TIME!!" Andrea put the lighter under the doll and it caught up in flames.
Kate was prancing around the burning doll, singing, "burn! BURN! ALL MY LITTLE PONIES SHALL BURN ALIVE!" Kate soon realized something; you can't light fires in the house. She ran to the bathroom and got a wet towel and ran to the small blaze. She took the towel and threw it over the flame. The once pink pony was half melted but you could still pull the string. Andrea pulled the string it said, "extra...special....dance..." then it broke down completely. Andrea was happy and so was Kate. Erika was jotting down notes, how am I friends with these people! She thought to herself. Erika made sure to write a small note to the teacher, 'this project is totally based on my friends insanity, I hope I get my A!'
Kate walked over and saw Erika's notes. "So this is why you made us watch 'My little Pony? You told us if I watched it, I didn't have to get you a Christmas present.... Lemme read it!" Kate snatched the paper from Erika's hands.. It read:
Problem: Are video games causing our youth to do violence or My Little pony?
Variables:
Manipulated: People used- Kate, a fifteen-year-old red head that plays video games most of the time. And has a few mental issues to sort out with.
Andrea, a fifteen year old girl who's obsessed with fire.
Responding : The amount of time taken for Kate and Andrea to become insane- minutes
Controlled: Location- Kate's house, TV show- My Little Pony Date- December 1
Hypothesis: I think that Kate and Andrea will become insane after about 20 seconds, because the show is so painful to watch.
Procedure: Have them watch 'My Little Pony' until they break out into insanity. Take the time. Record.
Conclusion: After one minute, subject one or Kate, turned the television off. After this she brought down two My Little Ponies and burnt one with Andrea. Now they are moving to the plushy one, planning to cut its head off and flush it down the toilet.
After seeing the My Little Pony, I think I don't have to do a test for video games....
This project is totally based on my friend's insanity, I hope I get my A!
"Cool, defending video games that's my friend!" Kate pounded Erika on her back. "But you told me this was your Christmas present, now I have to go shopping in Christmas rush time! Well it's time to get those scissors."
Kate went looking in the small cabinet looking for a pair of scissors to use to cut the doll's head off. She came across an old rectangle object that was covered in dust. She dragged it out and blew off the dust. Her eyes grew big at the label she saw.. 'Nintendo 64'. "WOOHOO!" Andrea came over and saw the old console in Kate's hands. "You found it!" Kate nodded happily; "it's so old!"
Erika came by and shook her head, "it isn't that old! I mean I have one, it's my only console."
Kate got up and put her arm around Erika, "I know Erika, some people will never have the joy of playing 'Super Mario Kart' for Game cube, it's a crying shame! Same with you Andrea, my sympathy goes out to both of you. Never get to play Game cube of their own," Kate started to cry a bit. Erika saw something and pulled it out, it was a small box. She tipped it and a game popped out. Kate's eyes lit up seeing the game's golden back sticker. She snatched the game and had a huge smile on her face. "I. I haven't seen this game since I was ten! It's been five years!"
"Wow its that old!" Andrea commented.
"This here is my favorite game... Haven't played it since beating it completely ten times and I have the special edition on the Game Cube. This is the Legend of Zelda, Ocarina of Time!"
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Hehe lots of Zelda action in this chapter. Well I'm ready to post chapter two so Read and Review or no more story hehe!
