BVP: Hey people! Trisana now has a fanfiction account! It's trisana with a lowercase t. Sam from Totally Spies is Sam and Sam from Stargate is Carter now, to avoid confusion. Raven from That's So Raven is Raven Baxter and Raven from Teen Titans is Raven, to also avoid confusion.
Kidalana unfolds the note and reads it aloud, "Contestants, your next challenge is to decorate your rooms—decorate our rooms? What kind of challenge is that? Decorate our rooms?—using only… one-thousand dollars."
Laughter from Raven Baxter is heard as she says, "I can get a bed with that much."
"Rules out the nuclear reactor," MacGyver adds, bitterly.
Sam sighs and says, "There goes the computer."
"You can still get one," Kit tells Sam, "Just monitors and keyboards don't lay in the garbage."
"So powering the nightlight with naquada will not be a good idea," Carter adds.
Raven shrugs and walks to the announcer, "Can I have my money now?" A blonde woman appears carrying envelopes, all different colors, each with a name.
The Blonde approaches the group, smiling. "Okay, who's Aelita?"
Aelita steps forward and the blonde hands her an orange envelope, "Alex and Aragon?" The two step forward and accept their purple envelopes.
Beast Boy gets a yellow envelope, of which he hugs, Blackfire and Cassidi all get blue envelopes and Clover, Cyborg and Hiei get yellow. Then the blonde calls the person next on the list.
"Brigadier General John O'Neill?" She says, unsure, "Why such a long name?"
"That's the military for you," Jack replies, accepting his red envelope, "And besides it's 'Why such a long name sir'."
"My apologies, sir!" The Blonde says, saluting Jack while Carter and Kidalana are laughing so hard they're turning blue.
Jack smiles a sly grin and says, "I don't usually waste time on formalities like that with civvies," he pauses and then says, "Unless they just bug me."
By now Sam is leaning on the wall she's laughing so hard and Kidalana's flat on her back, with the announcer wondering if she's still breathing.
The blonde continues her choppy routine, bright red. "Admiral James Tiberius Kirk? Do you have a nickname?" She hands him and orange envelope. "Jeremie," she passes his orange envelope to him without a second thought, "Jin," she gives Jin a second look as she passes him a red envelope, "Kat," Kat walks up and the blonde holds out a red envelope, "Kat, hello, your envelope.
She stops and waves her hand in front of Kat's face, Kat blinks then reaches out for her envelope. The blonde gives it to her, offended.
"She's blind," Ulrich whispers into her ear.
The blonde gasps and then squeaks out, "Kid Alana?" No one comes forward.
"How thick can one person be," Kidalana whispers to MacGyver. She then walks up to the blonde, "It's Kidalana not Kid Alana."
The blonde smiles sweetly and passes Kidalana a blue envelope, "Kitten! I mean Kit! Sorry," Kit walks up and snatches her green envelope from the blonde.
"My name's NOT KITTEN! I HATE it when people call me that!" she yells, and stomps off, fuming mad.
The rest of the cast blinks in surprise. Kit seems like a nice girl. "What was that all about?" MacGyver asks. Jin just laughs.
"Ya see, ever since I met 'er, Kit has hated bein' called Kitten. She'll get madder than a cat in a rainstor' every time ye do it too! Lotsa fun before a sparrin' match it is." But unfortunately he says this so fast, no one understands him.
"Uhh...Kit? What did he say again?" Cassidi calls over to her angered best friend.
"HE SAID I HATE TO BE CALLED KITTEN BUT HE DOES IT ANYWAY JUST TO GET ME MAD BEFORE WE SPAR SO I'LL FIGHT HARDER! Happy now?" she yells back.
"Yeah, thanks for clearing that up." Jack responds.
The blonde just wants to sit in a corner and cry, but continues, "Kurama." He gets an orange envelope.
"Mac—Mc—McDonald? No no, MacGyver!" MacGyver receives a purple envelope. "Odd! What an Odd name." She passes him a purple envelope while Ulrich repeats what she said.
Bright red she calls Raven for her envelope, both come rushing to her, one with more eagerness than the other.
"Money," Raven says in a flat voice.
"I'd never get this much for allowance, when do I get more!" Raven practically tries to tear her envelope from the Blonde's hands, "Who are you anyways?"
The blonde smiles and says, "Lay."
"Lay? As in Lays potato chips," Beast Boy opens his mouth and says. With the whole group starring at him he adds, "Sorry? Um… nice name."
Lay passes an orange envelope to Raven Baxter and a yellow one to Raven. Robin receives a green envelope and the blonde calls the last name that's shared.
"Sam," The blonde-Lay-consults her list again, "Sorry, Lieutenant Colonel Samantha Carter?"
Kidalana struggles to hid amusement as Carter walks up to the blonde to get her green envelope. Lay shrinks back, thinking Carter will do the same Jack did.
Lay regains her confidence and calls the next Sam and gives her a red envelope.
"Starfire." Starfire walks over with an ice cream cone in each hand.
"Here friend Lay," she says, handing the blonde an ice cream cone and taking her purple envelope.
Ulrich gets a red envelope and Yoko gets a green. Yugi and Yuka both get blue. Yumi is called and also receives a green.
Yoko remarks snidely shortly after he receives his envelope, "Heh, who's the blonde? She's kinda hot..."
"Oh, my..." the blonde responds, blushing like mad, "It's nice to meet the contestants, but really I must-" Yoko is before her in an instant, tracing her cheek (KAW: the one on her face, mind you) with one clawed finger.
"What do you say we blow this whole show thing? I could steal a million dollars anyway, if you want. Just you and me babe, out in the woods, alone. Sound good?" He doesn't get his answer, because at that moment, a thorny, whip like vine was around his neck, pulling him away from the innocent woman.
"That's enough Yoko! Leave her ALONE!" a female voice screams.
"Damn it Kit! Why can't you just leave me and the nice hot woman be for once?" he retorts as he's being dragged away.
"Umm...actually, I'm over here," Kit says, who was indeed standing ten feet away from her former brother.
"Then who's...? YUKA! LET ME GO THIS INSTANT, SISTER!" Yoko roars in anger. By now, all the other contestants were sweating like mad.
"Tch. Yeah right. And if I did that, you would have gone on a rampage and no girl would be safe. I may be a seductress, but I draw the line at some areas, Bro. Deal with it." Yuka responds as she drags a struggling Yoko far away to who knows where.
"...Aright then, that was a bit strange." the announcer finally speaks. Jin, Odd, and Beast Boy are laughing their heads off. The blonde, however, is hysterical.
"Things like this aren't in my contract!" she wails. "That's it, I QUIT! WAHAHA!" And with that, she runs off the set to some unknown place. Of course, this just makes the guys laugh harder.
"Well, it seems we're going to need a new lovely assistant, to well, assist." the announcer says quite plainly. Turning to the contestants, he asks, "Anyone want the job?" No one's hands go up. Kit and Cassidi exchange glances, and then evil smirks.
"Hey, if you give us a few hours, we can get one and possibly some new contestants,
even." Cassidi says dangerously. So dangerously even, people become scared.
"Well okay then, why not. Let me know when they're here." the announcer cheerfully concludes. "But now let's move on to the room decorating!"
"We're all going to die." Raven (TT) responds, and several think she might just be right about that.
Starfire, always the optimist, just has to comment. "Now, sister, do not be so morose! Let us get to our duty of decorating!" At this point she rushes into Baskin Robin's and returns with a vanilla ice cream cone. She presents it to Raven Baxter (trisana: No, I didn't get confuzzled. Star did.), "To cheer you up, my friend!"
Raven Baxter looks at the ice cream cone, clearly confused. "Girl, I only like chocolate," and following this pronouncement, she downs the soft serve dessert in one bite.
Meanwhile, the other contestants are looking in their envelopes. Shouts of discontent fill the hospital. "Hey!" "The show cheated!" "I got gypped!" "There's only $500 in here!" "Damn it!" Ulrich begins to cry.
As the shouts grow into an all-out riot, Leela, an alien switched at birth from Futurama stomps out. "Here's your damn money," she growls and passes out more envelopes. Ulrich uses his to blow his nose.
Yoko can't resist. "You're kinda hot," he tells Leela.
The response is, "Touch me and die as-"
"C'mon, let's keep it clean, kids," MacGyver says as he steps between Yoko and Leela. She stomps out, leaving a fairly, well, extremely, to tell you the truth, disappointed Yoko behind.
