Chapter 5 of nekofied: It was only a joke!
Ren entered the house, exhausted, and untied Yoh and HoroHoro. Yoh curled up on the couch and fell asleep. Horo tried to do the same, but Ren shooed him off the sofa saying dogs don't belong on the couch. Horo jumped down and whimpered.
"No stinky dogs on the furniture," stated Ren, only to be looked at with big, sad, blue puppy eyes. "No." Horo whimpered once more. "NO." Horo wagged his tail. "NO!" Horo stared him down with sad puppy eyes. (A/N: He's sooooooooo adorable:huggles plushie: ) "Fine!" Horo jumped up on the long couch gleefully, turned around a few times, then began to snore loudly. Ren sighed. What do I do? ...
"Having trouble?" asked a voice from behind a corner. Ren turned and out popped the long-haired brunette that was Hao.
"Hao!"
"Hm? What is it, Ren?"
"This is all your fault! You did this," said Ren, grinding his teeth. "I've been around all day with these two, trying to get Yoh off his lazy butt and trying to get Horo to stop humping people! This is YOU'RE FAULT!"
"Hey, it's not my fault Yoh's lazy and it's certainly not my fault Horo's a horny mutt."
"YOU'RE FAULT!" Ren began walking towards Hao, who was walking backwards into a wall.
"It was only a joke," said Hao. "Umm... April Fools? hehe..."
"'April Fools' this!" Ren pulled his kwan dao out of nowhere and was about to strike...
"Wait! I have a potion," said Kia.
Ren paused. "Your potions are what got us into this mess. Look what you did to Yoh and HoroHoro!"
"But that wasn't us," said Ruri. "It was our job to sell the potion so we could make some money. It's Hao's business what he wants to do with the potion."
"But now we have a cure," added Kia.
"WELL?" said Ren impatiently.
"Oh, right," said Ruri, digging around in her bag until she pulled out a bottle of purple liquid. "Just make them drink it."
Ren snatched the bottle away and pored it into a bowl. Yoh lapped it up with no worries, but HoroHoro turned his nose up at it.
"Snip snip," said Ren.
Horo yelped and gulped down the rest of the serum.
Owari.
A/N:yawns: I am so tired... it's 11 o' clock at night and if I get caught typing this (and I type pretty loud), I'll be in biiiiiiiiiiig trouble. (is trying to type quieter) :yawn: Last chapter... "Pay Back"
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