My Unfortunate Disclaimer: I (unfortunately of course) do not own the Harry Potter characters, spells...ect. I also do not own the scene from Cheaper By the Dozen (CBTD). If I did own the scene and the HP characters, I would be a billionaire and I would have my own trampoline in my room with unlimited minutes on my new cell phone that is as thin as a chopstick. I would also have a balcony that would look over the ocean and I would see the little dolphins doing flips. But, I don't, so I am stuck to looking out of one window into the neighbors' backyard that has a dog that runs around, sniffing people's buts (true fact). I am also without a trampoline. My cell phone is big and chunky and I actually have to watch my minutes. I have now wasted a minute of your life.

Wednesday, August 31 Patio Deck, 6:27pm

Hello again. Nothing much is happening here. James, Sirius and Remus are in the hot tub right now. They keep pestering me, asking me to get in with them. Right, like I'm going to get into a hot tub full of boys. Especially with James and Sirius in there. But right now, they are talking in low voices and grinning at each other. I'm still a little mad at James, but I've gotten over it...well most of it.

Anyways, tomorrow is back to Hogwarts. I can't wait! I mean, here at the Potter mansion, it's really cool and stuff, but Hogwarts is like my home. That and that I can't do magic outside of school. Ugh.

Lizzie and her friends are inside, doing god knows what. But, I did overhear something about boxers and meat. Wonder what that's about. Guess I'll find out later.

Now James and Sirius are out of the pool and are right near me. I asked them what they want and Sirius said he was thinking. Sirius is thinking. Actually thinking. omg, what's happening to the world? (lol!)

Anyways... Wait what is James and Sirius doing? Oh crap...

Same date, Balcony, 6:39pm

Ugh. I cannot believe what they did to me. Well, actually it wasn't that bad. But, let me give you a recount of what happened:

So I was right there, writing in this journal, and Sirius and James come up to me.

"What do guys want?" I asked them.

"Nothing really. Just thinking," said Sirius.

"That's new," I muttered. James grinned.

He was standing right there in front of me smiling. James looked actually really cute, with his six pack and his short black hair sticking up all over the place...Wait. Did I use James and really cute in the same sentence? God, I must be coming down with something...

So James and Sirius are just standing around and Remus was looking at nothing in particular. But he was grinning. That should have been my clue to get up and run away as fast as I can. I can be so stupid sometimes.

Then Sirius comes right behind me and James stands in front of me. Now, I'm thinking "what is going on here?" I finally figure it out. But, I was too late. I tried to get up fast, but like I said, I was too late. James grabbed my feet and Sirius grabbed from underneath my arms. Then they carry me towards the pool. I'm already wearing my bathing suit which is purple with blue and green stripes (I look pretty cute I must say). Thank goodness I was. Just imagine if I was wearing a t-shirt. James and Sirius would have a field day.

"Put me down! Put me down now!" I yelled at them. I try to wiggle my way out of their grip, but the both of them are really strong.

"Okay then," said Sirius. They swung me into the pool. The water was sooo cold. It felt good, since it was hot out, but it was really cold.

"SIRIUS! JAMES! WHAT?..WHY?..UGH!" I yelled at them. James and Sirius were high-fiving each other for their "brilliant plan" as they so called it. Remus got out of the hot tub and was right next to them, laughing his head off. Then I come up with a brilliant plan of my own.

I get out of the pool and walk towards them.

Do you know that feeling, you know, after you stay in the hot tub for a long time, your body is really hot? And then once you get into the pool, the water is really cold to your skin? All I can say is: poor boys. :)

"Good joke, guys," I say to them.

Then I pretend to slip and push all three of them into the pool. And they all fall in. It was priceless. All of their faces resembled shock cause of the cold water. It was sooo funny!

I was laughing my head off. Once I finished laughing, I looked at them with a grin on my face.

"Never mess with me, boys," I said dangerously sweet. They were stunned, the exact reaction I wanted.

I winked at them (flirtatiously of course (you always got to do that even around James, it gives more to the plan/prank)), grabbed one of their towels and my journal, and walked inside.

That was probably one of the best moments of my summer. Well, actually, I don't know. It really goes up there with the water balloon prank and whipped cream prank (long story, I'll tell later). Let's just say its in the top three. Oh, put the pranks weren't over yet. I need to tell you about Lizzie, Rachel and Kate's prank. It was hilarious.

I went to the kitchen for dinner after I showered and put on green pants and a black tank top. Their dogs, Paz (spanish for peace), Rouge (french for red), and Mignon (french for cute, and named after the opera) came running into me.

"Hey cuties," I said to them. They were all golden retrievers, my favorite type of dog. I petted each of them, sat down at the table, and grabbed an apple. Mr. and Mrs. Potter were in the kitchen making my favorite food...hamburgers! Lizzie, Rachel and Kate were there at the table, not talking, but each of them had a guilty grin on their face.

"What did you do this time?" I asked them, throwing my apple into the air and catching it. All three dogs were watching it eagerly.

"You'll find out soon enough," said Rachel. Suddenly, the dogs were becoming all active and stuff. Like if they were getting a treat or something. Their grin got even bigger. But what I didn't know is that I was getting a treat real soon.

The girls got up and each held a dog down. The dogs were starting to get really feisty, trying to get out of their grips. But the girls held on strong. Mr. and Mrs. Potter weren't watching. They were too busy cooking (today was the house elves' break-I'm glad that the Potters don't treat them like crap).

I took a bite out of my apple and watch the dogs. Each of their tongues was out, and they were starting to slobber.

Suddenly, the boys came in, all three of them. They were talking about what else, Quidditch. I love the game, but I cannot go on talking about the subject forever. Unless, they were talking about Ireland, my favorite team in the whole world. James noticed that the girls were holding onto the dogs (the dogs were practically whining by now).

"What's with the dogs?" said James, grabbing my apple and taking a bite out of it (the opposite side). I didn't care, cause I wanted to see what was going to happen.

The three girls looked at each other and smiled. They released the dogs.

Now, I don't want to put a lot of detail on what I saw, but if I don't, it wouldn't seem that good of a prank...so...

Each dog ran up to a boy, and...well... started sniffing their crotch. They all had shock on their face and they tried to push the dogs away, but they were too strong.

"What the hell?" yelled Remus. Mr. and Mrs. Potter turned around, wondering what was happening.

Sirius fell on his stomach. Paz bit his ass and he screamed like a girl. It was sooo funny. It looked pretty painful, but it was sooo funny. James was trying to run away from Mignon, but he was having a pretty hard time getting away.

"LETS GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!" yelled James, and all of the boys ran out of the room with the dogs at their heals. We heard distant "down doggie" or "good doggie" and the ever popular "what the hell do you want?" We finally heard a door slam and barking.

I was laughing pretty hard along with Mr. and Mrs. Potter. But none was laughing harder than the than the girls.

"We...got...them...so...good..."said Lizzie, gasping for air.

"Ya...that...was...the...best...prank...ever" said Rachel.

"Ditto," said Kate.

"What did you do to them?" asked Mrs. Potter, smiling, but a little concerned.

"Oh nothing mum. All we did was stick their boxers in meat and then dried them in the dryer and put them into their drawers."

"You...did?" said Mr. Potter. He was eying the hamburgers that were cooking.

"Yep."

"How does everyone feel about pizza?" he asked everyone.

"I'll take pizza, Mr. Potter."

"Ditto," I said.

We all ended up having pizza that night. The dogs got the meat that they wanted. The boys came down an hour later, finally figuring out what was causing the dogs to behave so strangely. The girls were locked up magical in their room (Mrs. Potter thought that this was best) so the boys wouldn't try to prank them.

This was one of the best summers I have had in a long time.

To do:

1. Pack Trunk

2. Make sure that Lizzie is packed.

3. Buy shampoo/conditioner

4. Don't eat hamburger meat (big must)

So...what do u guys think? Sad? Funny? Depressing? What?

I know I took that scene from CBTD, I just thought that it would be funny here. So give me you opinions in the small white box that is down below. Please? -blue

PS: Is this story in the right category? I mean, there is going to romance and stuff, but do u think it should be somewhere else too?

PSS: Can anyone make a banner for me? Please?

PSS: Sorry to all of the Sirius fans. I know I made him stupid in this chapter, but I need laughter! he he ...sry!