Thank you for the reviews! There's a stupid surprise at the end x.X. Well here's chapter eleven!
Chapter Eleven
Erika:
At the moment I was examining this thing I had in my hands. It seemed like a guitar but I knew it wasn't. I looked over at Kate who was looking horrified at harp. She had no clue how to play hers, at least she wasn't the only one. "Kate, do you know what this is?"
Kate turned her head to me, "it's a Lute... So how do you play a freaking harp!"
"Come on you guys! Repeat after me!" Malon started singing, I was trying to get the notes at least. So first one was a D, second was a B then an A. Seemed simple enough. When I tried to play, I was actually getting the right notes. I thought I didn't know how to play it but my body knew how too.
Kate was looking at her harp, "YAY! There are little sticky notes telling me which note each string is!" Kate began to play along with Malon, Link, Andrea and I. Epona seemed really scared, and she broke free and started running. That horse was a little speed demon, Malon turned around. "Now you know Epona's song, I have to go get her. She's scared!" Malon started running, "don't worry baby I'm coming!" She called to the horse, Epona went even faster.
Sona came by, "What a wonderful racket you guys made! I thought it was a bunch of Wolfos killing some cows, guess I was wrong. But its nighttime and you guys need to get some sleep." Sona was actually right about something, it was a first. I was really tired, and seemed everyone was.
"Why don't we set up camp in the field?" I suggested. Everyone nodded and we went to the empty field, we magically got sleeping mats from our pouches. I didn't get it, how could a small pouch hold so much! "Who wants to cook?" Kate started tip toeing away, "so you want to Kate? Good!" Kate shrugged and walked to the small fire. She started cooking a 'stew' of some kind. When she was done she gave us each a small bowl. I had a sip, it was so good. I started eating as fast as I could. Everyone around me started eating it, Kate was the only one who didn't. She was eating some herbs, I wonder what was wrong with the stew.. Kate sat there looking at us with an evil stare.
When we were all done, we went onto our bags. Link was sleeping it seemed. He was snoring away, that was some loud snoring... Kate was snickering about something, "never have to cook after this.." I heard every softly. I wonder what she was up to...
Sona:
Damn shrimps made me wait and guard them. It's not my fault I'm awake during the night. They were sleeping so peacefully, wonder what could hurt them. I saw a crow swooping down towards the fish's head. I had to do something... I swooped down and grabbed the crow with my claw. I swung it then released it, it smashed into the ground. It gave a cawing sound then its tongue rolled out. "Score one for Sona!"
A huge flock of crows started coming at me. I might have spoken too soon... I started to fly with all I was worth towards the field. All thirty crows followed, I hope they remember me...
Andrea:
We got up in the morning, I had a stomachache. My stomach really hurt, I moaned. I really didn't want to get up. "My stomach hurts!"
"Same," Erika and Link said weakly.
Kate got up and looked at us. "I guess you guys have food poisoning, I never trust my own cooking.. So I guess I won't have to cook anymore." Kate sat down by us, "I found something that's unfair. Erika has a pet owl and Andy has a fairy. I feel left out.. I know, I'm going to go and find one while you guys are sick."
"What about us, who will take care of us?" Link asked then moaned.
"Malon of course. Speaking of she's coming right now. She has blankets and all that good stuff. Have fun!" Kate waved to us and ran off.
A day with Malon, this would be interesting. "Oh my gosh! You guys don't look too good. I heard you guys have food poisoning! Don't worry I'm here to make it all better!" I wanted to go... "So here's some beet soup! Eat it up!" Malon bet over and shoved a spoon full of beet soup in my mouth. It was so awful. She did the same with Link and Erika. Malon soon came back and wrapped us all tightly in blankets and went to get some herbs.
Chi Chi soon came, someone I was glad to see. "Chi Chi! HELP!" Chi Chi went down to my level, "I'll get you some herbs that cure stomachaches. I have to go to the forest so I'll be back by sunset at latest. Bye!" Chi zoomed out of the ranch towards the forest. Leaving us defenseless against Malon..
Malon came back with a basket of weird herbs. "I'm not sure if these are the right herbs but we will try each.. Won't that be fun?! Let's see does this one work? Flower open your mouth please." Why...
Kate:
I knew adding the one herb would make them have stomach aches.. The one cook at the castle showed me which herb to add. I now wondered the field, looking for a pet of my own. I felt left out since I didn't have one. But the field was empty, not a soul stirred in it. Until I saw a small blue orb float by, Navi was making her way around the field. She saw me and flew to me.
"What is that armor! You look like a s$! Oh my gosh, who would like someone that dresses like that!" She said. "Well I have to find Link, he's somewhere around here. I need my water!" Navi flew off, I continued my search for a pet.
I roamed around the field for hours, until I saw it. The most perfect pet, it was beautiful. It was so shiny, it was purple and so smooth. I picked it up, it was the most beautiful rock I have ever seen. I petted it, "I'll call you Rocky! You're mine now!" I slipped the rock into my pouch and walked off, with a smile on my
face.
Navi:
What weird people! They're everywhere.. Everything annoys me! I can't stand them, they always avoid me. Like they have some problem. Great something is coming at me.. Some weird guy on a black horse.. How scary....
The man came up to me on his horse and stopped. "Good day Ma'am. Have you seen a girl about this tall and has silver hair?" Wow someone with manners! About time, and he seemed to be looking for the girl.
"I've seen her, she went that way. If you weren't blind you can see she's the one lying on the fence over there." I pointed to the woman who was lying on the fence up the hill a bit.
"Thank you ma'am, take this." The man gave me a rupee. Wow a rupee, I can buy a whole nothing! The man rode off towards the woman.
Kate:
I was relaxing on the fence, the sun was on me. It felt so good, everything wasn't so peaceful now. I heard horse hooves approaching me... EEPP! Ganon's after me again! I had to hide. When would he leave me alone! He was coming towards me I sat up, he got off his horse and came towards me. I got off the fence, and stood up. He came closer, he seemed happy to see me.
"Rade there you are! Why did you leave the castle?" He asked, well duh, why have I avoided you.
"I'm helping people out, stay away from me!" I screamed at him. I threw a rock at his face and hit him on the cheek.
"Heh, playing hard to get. I like that."
"Ewww!" I threw a deku nut at the ground and vanished, actually... I was hiding in the tree, I wonder how Sheik did it. Ganon slammed his hand on the fence. "Damn! She went again. Oh well, this makes it more fun, I love it when they're hard to get." He smirked, he was a LOSSER! He mounted his horse and rode off, thank god for deku nuts..
When he was gone I got out of the tree. Navi came to me and was laughing. "I can't believe he likes you! HAHAHAHA" I took an arrow and banged her on the head. "HEY!" She rubbed her head, "that's not nice."
"Meh.." Was my only response.. Navi turned red. "How dare you! I I I.... I'm going! I have to find Link!" Navi flew off, sometimes I think she's the one with the problem.
It was getting late in the afternoon and I should get back to the ranch...
Erika:
By sunset, our stomachs were relived from the pain. We were talking around the small fire, until she came. Malon had more beet soup, and was running our way. Link started shoving his bedroll into his pouch and equipped his shield and sword. "Let's get out of here, before she makes us eat more beet soup!" Andrea was shoving her roll into her bag, I did the same. We started running, Malon started running after us.
"You need some beet soup! It's good for you!" She yelled at us. I wasn't going to eat that disgusting soup again.
"Thanks Malon, but no thanks!" I yelled, I had to say thank you for taking 'care' of us at least.
We finally reached the entrance, in my new form.. I wasn't built for running, I was out of breath. Kate was ahead of us running to the ranch... We couldn't stop in time, "EEEKKKKKK!" Kate screamed..
We made contact, Kate went falling on the ground. Unfortunately she fell on her buttocks. Kate was screaming in pain, I was able to get up quite fast. I didn't like the look of this... Kate was rubbing her butt, "it hurts it hurts!" Andrea came over and helped get Kate up with me. But I took it from, "DON'T MOVE ME IT HURTS!" That we shouldn't move her onto her feet.
"I think you bruised your tail bone..." I said, "doesn't seem broken.
Malon came rushing by, Andrea came to me and whispered her idea. It was good, "Malon take care of Rade! We have to go to Death Mountain!" We waved and ran past Kate, she was looking shocked at us.
"What about me?"
We made it to the field, "wasn't that a bit mean Andrea?"
"Well she did it to us.. She can have some beet soup!" We laughed and made our way to Kakariko village.
Chi Chi:
I had the herbs that would help the three people recover. I finally made it to the ranch and it was sunset. When I reached the field no one was around.. I went into the house, to see Talon reading and a bunch of cuckoos everywhere. I heard moaning coming from upstairs. I flew up and looked in between the crack. Rade was in the bed, she looked awful. She was wrapped in blankets and towels. Beside her was beet soup, Malon was in a chair knitting. "Come on Kristy, eat some.""NO! I don't want to have any! Make me!"
Malon sighed, "I wish you would let me.. You bit me earlier. I guess you were scared.. But I think I'll do something with your hair so it's out of your face!" Malon got up and got something from the dresser.
Rade looked terrified, "I'm fine please! Don't touch my hair!"
Malon showed mercy for tangles in Rade's hair. She brushed straight through ignoring Rade's pleads and shouts of pain. When Malon was done torturing poor Rade, her hair was actually nice. It was straight and shiny. Her hair was now in a huge braid, with beads on some strands. Rade was pretending to somewhere else. I would die if I had to go through something like that. Malon looked at the soup, "oh my! Its cold, I'll get you another bowl." Malon went down the stairs and towards the kitchen.
I zipped by to Rade, "you know where everyone else went?"
"Yes.." She said as she sat up. "My butt hurts.... They went to Death Mountain! Oh the pain!" Rade was now standing and slowly making her way to the door.
"Where you going?"
"Anywhere but here, anywhere is better!" She slowly made her way down the stairs, she crept by the kitchen and was outside. "Good to be..OW!" I came to her, "which way to the mountain?"
"It's the big mountain over there!" Rade pointed in the distance.. "Give this to them," Rade handed me a piece of paper. "It has what to do, I'm out of OW! Service... I'll join them when my butt has healed..."
Ganon was walking up the entrance.. Rade didn't look to please, she was limping the other way. Ganon increased his pace towards Rade. She was trying to faster but I guess her injury slowed her down. Ganon caught up to her and picked her up. She was fighting but unarmed against armor wasn't good. He put her on a black horse. "I don't want to go back to the freaking castle! Put me down creep!"
Ganon laughed, "Rade your injured you need medical attention. We're going to the castle like it or not, I don't want you out here and get injured more." They rode off, I had pity for Rade.. I had to go to the village and find the others!
Andrea:
We were at the village, and standing by the gate. Link just gave the letter Zelda gave him to the guard. The guard didn't take Link or any of us seriously. "Sooo Mr. Hero," he said leaning on his spear. He looked at the letter, "going to save Hyrule..." He chuckled, "Zelda and her imagination.. Well you can pass.. Mr. Hero. Just get a better shield then that thing. Ha Ha Ha. You'll have to go to the market place for that. I'll get my buddy to drop the price for it, Mr. Hero. And do me a favor.. Get a mask, not sure what it is, but my son would like that.. Mr. Hero, good luck HAHAHA!" The guard opened the gate and started laughing. We walked down the ramp, leaving the guard in his own happy world.
"So I guess we have to go to the market place," Erika stated.
"We should wait a night, its getting dark." Link pointed out.
We to a small empty cuckoo pen, it had shelter. We decided might as well stay there for the night. In the middle of the night I saw Chi Chi flying above my head. She was holding a letter, she dropped it. I took a look at it, to bad it was pitch black out. But I had flare, what a useful spell. I created a small flame in my hand and used its warm soothing glow to see the writing. It was Kate's messy writing, I could tell it from anywhere. It looked like a chores list then anything else...
I'm out of order for a couple of days. Do these things, to get further in the game.. I'll be back shortly..
1. Go to the graveyard, grave in front row with flowers in front of it. Open it, it has a free shield.
2. Talk to Cuckoo girl and help her. You get a glass bottle.
3. I'll get the mask from the happy mask shop.
4. Go around the village there's golden spider thingies around.
5. Go to Saria's favorite spot and get song. Make sure to play the song thing with the skull kids and play the song for the one.
6. Go to the Goron's place and play the song for King. The rest will come to you.
7. Also Sun Song is in the royal tome... Isn't that important yet.
Kate.....
How nice, a chore list. She's played this game to many times.. I couldn't get any sleep so might as well go to the graveyard. I got up and headed towards the graveyard. It was spooky, but I found the grave. I opened it and fell into the hole. There was a chest in the middle, I opened it. It was so glowly, I got the shield and dragged it to the portal. This portal was fun, I could go up and down. When I got to the surface I put the shield to the side. And jumped right back in then went to the blue portal thing. It was fun! It was dawn when I thought it be best I stop. I got up and headed back to the village. I placed the shield by Link and waited for them to get up.
It was morning and they finally got up. Chi Chi was still asleep on my shoulder, "about time!"
A chicken came by, "flare" a small flame appeared on its feather. The chicken started panicking then said the weirdest thing. "CUCKOOS ATTACK!" Out of no where five chickens come and they started coming towards me. This didn't look too good, I started running. Erika jumped over the small fence. "Andrea what did you do?" She watched me as six angry chickens chased me. They wanted to peck my eyes out it seemed.
"I only put one on fire!"
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Kate: I have more to add to the list
8. Get Kate chocolate, cupcakes and lollipops.
9. Get Ganon away from me.
10. Something forgot what it was...
Erika: Right...
Andrea: You hurt your butt hehehe.
Kate: You have a mob of chickens after you. I would rather have a sore butt.
Andrea: True -.-
Kate: Yo Erika!
Erika: -busy drawing-
Kate: -pulls out Blinky- WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Erika: What I miss?
Kate: I don't know... Have you met rocky?
Erika: No...
Andrea: Pet rock hahahha!
Kate: Ummm.... o.O...
Malon: Hoped you enjoyed it! Read and review people. Kate loves reviews! Oh my gosh! I said her line!
Kate: Run Malon! -Pulls out Halberd and runs after Malon- Come back I only want to chop your head off!
Erika: Kate has a Halberd?
Andrea: Its the one she uses on msn all the time.
Erika: Oh ok...
Malon: HELP ME SHE'S AFTER ME!
Kate: Blame the fiendish blood!
-Bonus Scene that has nothing to do with the story-
Kate running after Malon with a Halberd
I had my long sharp halberd with me. It was an extension of my body. My target... Malon. For stealing my line! I had it with people stealing my line! Malon thought she was all that, taking my line. My line... My eyes were red, I had one target and only one goal. I swung my halberd as she came close, but she dodged it. I tripped, she was now a good distance a head. I was angry, I gave a yell of frustration. Two black feathered wings appeared on my back. Now this is what I'm talking about! I grew some horns and a cute devils tail. I couldn't believe it, my true form! Time to take out the target. I ran and then jumped, letting my wings carry me fast towards her! She was close, Malon looked at me and gave a shriek. "Why are you after me! I only said your line!"
"You stole my line! Blame the fiendish blood!" I said to her. I swung my halberd and got her.. Her head rolled off her shoulders, sweet victory.. I went down to the ground and turned to normal. Malon was dead, I thought she was.
Her head rolled back to its place. "Oh silly! I forgot.. I can't die, till the end of the fic. YAY!"
"Until then, your safe. But when the end comes.. You and me will have some fun!""Sounds fun!" I rolled my eyes.
She had victory, over the battle. But she hasn't won the war!
To be continued...
Note: I don't hate Malon...
Erika: What in the hell was that?
Kate: Don't know, live with it. My story!
Erika: -grumbles-
