Hey everybody it's kairi updating to my super cool fic! Sorry I've been MIA for so long but I'm back, now let's get this show on the road! Please read away!
The road to the pagoda was long and there were so many stairs and everyone but Tesyun was lagging behind. "If you can't even make it to the front door why should I even bother with you brats?" she said taking a drag on her cigarette.
"We can make it!" Emilio protested.
"It's just kinda hard when there's so many stairs." Takeshi chipped in.
"Well I'm pretty sure I'm twice as old as all of you, so get a move on! If I can do this then this should be cake for you guys." Tesyun snapped.
"I bit getting rid of lung cancer won't be." Kuni mumbled to herself.
"What was that little Urameshi?" Tesyun asked as she stopped in her tracks, and so did everyone else.
"I-I didn't say anything! Really!" Kuni panicked.
"You sure can talk like your daddy, but you sure can't walk like him you know that?" Tesyun asked.
"Hmph!" Kuni exclaimed turning her head. "If you're referring to Yusuke Urameshi as my father that information is no longer true, I disowned him this morning."
"It looked more like he disowned you, I mean the way he threw you out of the house this morning was brutal." Alfie commented.
Kuni's face turned red and she continued to walk, "Hold it little Urameshi." Tesyun said.
"Will you shut up with the 'Little Urameshi' crap I'm really not in the mood." Kuni replied.
"And do you really think I want to be babysitting right now? If you're gonna insult me it's time you proved your stuff." Tesyun went on.
"Kuni's really done it now." Masubri whispered to Chloe.
"The hag had it coming." Chloe nodded.
"WAIT!" Alfie exclaimed, and everyone turned to him. "Kuni's never been in a fight in her life, and I've had the proper training." He begun, "I'll fight you."
Tesyun flicked her cigarette away, "Let's just make this fair okay? I want all of you to fight me at once."
Everyone looked at each other in confusion. "But we'll murder you." Takeshi said.
"Trust me kid I won't get a scratch, and if I do I'll order out tonight." Tesyun challenged.
"Sounds good to me." Masubri agreed.
"Yeah count me in too!" Kuni replied.
"First we have to get to the pagoda, you guys would look pretty dumb if you fought me in you pajamas." Tesyun ordered.
"This is so cool, actually warriors clothing!" Masubri exclaimed as she twirled around and admired herself.
"I'm ready!" Chloe declared. She was wearing a large samurai outfit and had a long sword.
"Hey I don't think we can use weapons." Kuni said.
"Of course we can! If it's a fight she wants then it's I fight she'll get!" Chloe roared.
"That sword looks bigger than you, are you sure you can even hold it?" Alfie asked from the door, the was just wearing simple martial arts cloths.
All the girls went 'gah-gah' and just stared at him with big eyes. "Only if you can help me Lord Alfie." Chloe said walking over to him.
"LORD ALFIE!" Kuni exclaimed.
"Don't get jealous Kuni it'll give you wrinkles." Masubri whispered.
"I don't care, let's go put that hag out of her misery!" Kuni shouted.
Out in the backyard everyone was lined up in front of Tesyun wearing the clothing of their choice and stood in front of Tesyun who didn't change at all. She looked at them each one by one. "Good, I was hoping one of you would realize that you could use weapons." She said.
"WHAT!" everyone but Chloe exclaimed, then they all turned to the pagoda again.
"HEY!" Tesyun called, "There are NO second chances here, so why don't you all give me what you've got." Tesyun said.
"Well let's go you guys, it's obvious that we don't have a choice." Kuni said.
"But look at her." Masubri started. "She didn't even change her cloths, which must mean this is gonnabe a breeze for her with or without weapons."
"I don't care! No body calls me 'little Urameshi' !" Kuni exclaimed as she dashed over to Tesyun to try and land a punch, but Tesyun just stepped to the side and Kuni fell into some bushes.
"This is going to be embarassing, I can tell already." Masubri sighed.
"Well it doesn't matter, we're here to fight and that's what we're gonna do!" Chloe exclaimed and in an instant she had slashed her sword and made contact with Tesyun, but she didn't leave a scartch.
"But that's impossible." Alfie protested.
Great. Kuni thought. How are we gonna beat her if we can't even touch her?
