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Andrea: There's so many pyros out there!

Kate: Well there's a clone of me! They're clones of us 00

Erika: ...

Kate: Oh well I was a good influence on someone! Ha! First time too . Good to hear Angel. We'll maybe meet up in Majora's mask lol.

Erika:... Here's chapter fourteen.

Chapter Fourteen

Erika:

Kate was running around in circles being chased by King DODONGO! We were in a safe corner, Link was trying to get the lizard's attention. Kate had been doing most of the killing, she'd run and when she stopped it unrolled and came up to her. She simply put a bomb in it, then shoot a couple of arrows at the skull. From the rough texture of the skin I'd think the arrows would be useless, but they were doing a deal of damage. She ran out of bombs after missing over and over. Link was the only one with bombs left. She was now running for an hour straight, and we thought jogging for eighteen minutes straight was torture. She ran by us, "get ... this ... dino... away from me!" She yelled then ran off, King DODONGO rolled past us. Link came running by and waved.

Kate finally stopped, "I.. had.. enough of this!" King DODONGO! Unrolled out and snarled at Kate, then it inhaled. It was about to breathe fire on her, "give me ya best shot!" King DODONGO blew out... Soon green goo covered Kate. It was King DODONGO's snot. "Kate wiped her face from the green junk, "ok! Now that was crossing the line!"

Kate picked up a flower bomb by her, when King inhaled she threw the bomb. It exploded in its stomach and it fell to the ground. Kate took two arrows at once and shot them in both of his eyes. It yelped in pain, she then withdrew two twin daggers. She leapt at the King and with fury of blows, hit him over and over. When she jumped off, she was covered in blood and the lizard was starched all over. It yelped in pain, it rolled up and fell into the lava. It slowly turned into stone as the lava dried, funny how lava did that. Kate got on top of the head, "VICTORY TO ME! HOORAY! HUZZAH!" Kate was screaming at the top of her lungs. She jumped off, "soooo what next?"

Kate came down and rubbed some snot on my arm, "have some snot! Its sneezed on me! Damn overgrown lizard..." I slapped Kate on the hand she turned away. "I guess we go to the great fairy..."

"You know this game to well..." I commented, Kate rolled her eyes.


Andrea:

We were at the great fairy fountain on the mountain. Kate was staring at a fountain at the side. "So many pretty colors..." She said sounding like a zombie. Link was standing on a golden triforce in front of the pond thing. He played 'Zelda's Lullaby.'

"WUAHAHAHAHAHA.. I mean HAHAHAHAHA!" A female voice yelled. A giant woman, covered in leaves came before us. She was ugly.. She was floating in the air, she laid down on her side. "Here to get some magic..." She was examining her nails. She rolled her eyes, "I'll give you the magic then you things, can leave me alone. Deal?" She waved her hand, Link, Kate and Erika were surrounded by white glowing orbs. "Well, you guys can make your swords glow and stuff... You'll figure it out sometime..." She examined her nails, before I could speak she stopped me. "You already have magic so ya... I have actually things to do so I'll be like gone!" She started to go back into the pond. "HAHAHA!"

Kate blinked, "OOOOO! Get to have glowly swords! Wait... I don't have a sword.. But I want a glowly sword attack! No fair!" Kate stomped her foot. She took out an arrow and aimed it at the fountain. She held onto it for a bit, her arrow became a white color. "OOO! Glowly arrow! YAY! Look! Glowly arrow!" She released it and it hit the pole and a flash of light followed.

"Well, I guess you don't have the worst armor anymore.." I pointed out. "That fairy had it worse, leafs don't cover much.."

"Why do you keep wearing that armor, Kate?" Erika asked.

"I've just gotten used to it. It's weird but its comfy..." Was her reply. "I don't have the worst armor.. WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

"Kate?" Erika said.

"Ya?"

"You're a weirdo..."

"Thanks!"

We walked out of the cave. Sona was sitting on a sign. "Finally there you are you shrimps! I've been looking all over!"

"I thought you didn't want me around?" Erika asked.

"I still need to live up to my debt... Give me a break... Better then having my father drag me around.."

Sona was tailing behind us as we went down to Zora's river. We stopped when the oddest man yelled at us. He was munching on beans.. This experience was just getting weirder... "Want some.. beans? Here have a sample." He handed each of us a bean. Link put his in his pouch. The three of us ate ours and boy they were good. Kate licked her fingers.

"Can we have another one please?" I asked.

"Nope, only a 1000 rupees a piece."

Kate was twitching. "I must have more beans!" She withdrew her bow and aimed an arrow at him, "beans now!" The man shivered, and put the bag at Kate's feet. She aimed upwards and shot the arrow. "I need to stop threatening people..."

"You think!"

It was dark now, we set up camp near the stream. Sona was sleeping in the tree near by. Kate was sitting on her bed roll, trying to get her one boot off. Erika was polishing her blades, Link was just staring at the night sky. I kept putting my hand into the fire, the sensation... Fire... Kate finally got her right boot off, "Umm I was going to say something.. Its important but.. I forgot.." Kate said, she tried to remember what she was going to say.

Erika sat near me, "I miss home.. As much as I enjoy being here, I miss home... I like this time off of school and all but I miss actually doing work. I mean what are my parents doing? Are they worrying about me?" Erika said.

"I think we all do... I miss my computer..." Its true I missed my computer.

"That's it! I remember! Its Christmas back home! Wait a second! WE'RE MISSING CHRISTMAS!" Kate yelled.

"What!" Erika and I said at once surprised.

Link came to us, "what is Christmas? And where is this 'home' you speak of?"

"Oh its nothing! Really!" Kate said.

We all went to bed right after, a bit to homesick to talk anymore. At least I have you... fire. I had a small blaze in my hand...


Kate:

I was so bored... Its taken two hours for the King Zora to move two inches! That just isn't right, Erika and I sat on the ledge waiting. Link and Andrea went to the forest to search for the fairies as we wait here. For the king to move... After finding Ruto's message etc, we had to go in the Lord's belly. Also Erika did have to do some explaining for her disappearance. I wondered if Erika was still ticklish. So I poked her on her arm, she moved her arm a bit. I poked her again, she smiled and moved her arm. I poked her again in the arm, she slapped my hand. I poked her again and she gave a small giggle. Yep she was still ticklish. I poked her again in her weakness spot on her arm. She screamed and slapped me on the face. "Ow!"

"You so got what was coming!" She was right...

I started poking her on her upper arm, in the same spot over and over. I knew after a minute or so her arm should feel numb soon. She slapped my hand, "Kate stop it! Stop being stupid!" She snarled, geesh someone was in an uptight mood. Not to get on her bad side I went off the ledge into the water.

I saw a fish, so I tried to pet it. When I got close it swam a bit further away. I walked towards it and it swam away. I kept trying to approach the fishie more quietly, but it went away. Erika was watching me and shook her head. The fish led me to the end of the small stream, at the start of the water fall. Erika was behind me a bit ways. I always wanted to do this.. I started running towards the water fall, "Kate what are you doing!" Erika asked quickly but I couldn't respond.

"WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! FOR THE LOVE OF CHOCOLATE!" I screamed as I jumped off the edge. I felt the force of me falling towards the water. All the Zora's looked at me and cheered. I should have been watching how I jumped out. I realized how I was heading towards the water. Stomach first, limbs spread out. It was to late to do anything.

SMACK!

I did a belly flop from the waterfall, all the Zora's were cheering and clapping. It hurts like hell! Erika dragged me to show, she helped me out. It hurt to move.

"What were you thinking!" She asked.

"I dunno." "Your all pink from the impact! What am I going to do about you!" She went off.

Later on the King has moved a whole four inches! I was sitting by Erika again, waiting. I was bored again. I poked her in the arm, "poke."

"Ow." She poked me back, "poke."

"Ow, poke."

"Ow, poke."

"Ow, poke."

"Ow, poke."

"Ow, poke."

"Ow, poke."

"Ow, poke."

"Ow, poke."

"We really should stop this..."

I sighed. I was bored yet again. "So..."

"Soo."

"Sooo."

"Soooo."

"Sooooo."

"Soooooo."

"Sooooooo."

"Let's just not say or do anything."

She wasn't fun. "I know what to do!" I started running towards the waterfall again. "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

"KATE!"


Kate: WEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Erika: That was plain stupid!

Kate: Sooo -.-

Andrea: I like fire :)

Kate: I have a typing injury T-T

Erika: What now?

Kate: Blood blister! My trombone bit me!

Erika: ...

Sona: Hoped you enjoyed it.. etc... You know the rest...

Kate: Chicken tonight-Grabs Halberd-

Sona: O.O -runs-

Andrea: I like gore too:)

RANDOM SCENE OF STUPIDITY!

Attack of the Clones!

Kate:

I noticed a girl in my clothes ready to shoot a arrow. I tapped her on the back of the shoulder, she looked the same but her face was a bit different. She looked at me funny, "who are you?" She asked.

"Kate... I'm the only archer in here.. I think you have the wrong story.. What's your name?"

"Neko! Have a problem with that! I'm the only archer in this story! Plus I could beat you at every single video game! So I'm much more deserving of the part!"

"Well, 'Neko' I bet you couldn't beat me at Neverwinter Nights! Just name the time and date. Uber, or would you rather play semi legit? Or legit?" She looked at me puzzled. I withdrew my bow, and Neko did the same. Wait, this was my story right? I could make her... OO that be fun. All of a sudden Neko was in a clown suit with no bow.. GASP!

"What happened!"

"My story, don't like it live with it!"

"You may of won the battle but not the war! By the way nice to meet you Kate," She shook my hand. "Like wise," I said.

Erika:

I was swimming, I saw myself come towards me. That wasn't right, I swam up, the other me went under and came up. I looked at it, it was me but I was here... It looked at me puzzled, "who are you?"

"Erika.. May I ask who you are?"

"I'm Erika! Stop stealing my identity! I'm the only Zora in the story!" The other me said.

"Wait, I'm Erika, and I've been in this story since the start.. If you know Kate then... What game is she planning to write for next?"

"Umm Mojora's mask?"

"Nope, you're not Erika.."

"How do I know you are a fake and I am not the fake?"

"I don't know.. I'm Erika and that's final!"

Andrea walked in, "hi Erika and Erika." She stopped, "two Erika's... what is the world coming too.."

"She's an imposter!" I said.

"She's an imposter!" the other Zora said.

"What's my nickname..."

"Andy Dandy!" I said.

"She's the real Erika.. There all done. I have to find Kate..." Andrea went away.

"Damn I thought I was Erika... Oh well, nice to meet you. I'm Akarui."

"Nice to meet you, Akarui." We shook hands.


Kate: We're going to have quest stars now in the RANDOM SCENES OF STUPIDITY! WE! So reviewers you may be lucky to be picked! x.X

Andrea: Sounds like fun.. Fire...

Erika: Ya, we pick randomly.. And don't say "pick me!" So see ya sometime folks.

Kate: Ya what she said..

Erika: I have a clone o.O

Kate: Me too . o.O

Andrea: I don't Haha!

Erika and Kate: ...