Kate-Reading review-

Erika: How long are you going to read that one review?

Kate: Its so long O.O I'm almost done...

Erika: Here let me see -starts reading review- O.O

Kate: Andrea guess what?

Andrea: You found your brain?

Kate: No... I have an Inuyasha fic, so that means I'm writing, 1..2..3 fics. WEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Andrea: ...

Erika: So many thank you's o.O

Kate: I know o.O

Andrea: Here's chapter sixteen

Chapter Sixteen


Kate:

"Geesh! Took you guys long enough! It's been five days since you left!" I said.

"Kate... You were making the sun go up and down with that song, right?" Erika said.

"I was sooo.." Sun go up.. Sun go down... It was so pretty.. "Fine forget I said that.."

Link and Andrea finally got back from their forest adventure. We were in the throne room, "he finally finished moving eh?" Andrea said.

I leaned to Andrea, "he should go on weight watchers." Andrea just nodded in agreement.

"Man that Zora has a fat ass!" Sona commented.

"Sona! Mind your manners!" Erika snapped at him.

"Whatever fish, this place creeps me out! To many fish!"

"ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!" The King Zora was peacefully asleep.

"I have the fish!" I held the fish in a bottle up. "We can go visit Lord Jabu-Jabu!"

We were in front of the Lord, he was breathing heavily. "Ruto is in there..." I pointed out.

Link went to the lord and tried lifting his upper lip. He failed, "how are we even suppose to get inside?"

"Wait!" Navi shouted. "You mean I like, have to go inside that thing! No where Nu-huh not going to happen! You can go in and get disgusting but not me!" Navi flew to the side.

"Fish scare me as it is! I'm with the blue thing." Sona commented and flew to the side with Navi.

"Aw, you'll miss out on all the fun! Suit yourself!" I said. "Back up everyone," I dropped and fish in front of the Lord. Nothing happened, this was fairly odd.

"Maybe he wants more fish?" Chi Chi suggested.

"It might work." I pulled out my fish in a jar collection I had going. I loved these packs, had hundreds of bottles... I dumped ten more fish.. nothing. This was just wrong.

"This isn't working Kate," Erika told me.

"I know.. give me a sec.." I was thinking, wouldn't it be funny if it was actually something we said that made it open. "Opensaysme?" I said.

Jabu opened his mouth and sucked us in, "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" I yelled as I flew into his mouth. We all stood up, I was standing in a pool of saliva.. I kicked my foot up and jumped onto the tongue. "EWW! Big fish spit!"

"Shh! Kate, do you hear that?" Erika said. There was a soft cracking sound.. Andrea got out her staff and made the top glow. So Lord of the Rings rip off. I saw a shiny blue jelly-floating thing. Man those were fun in the game. I had to do something, even thou it was stupid. I went up to it. "Kate those are dangerous, get back here. And Andrea stop smelling that fire!"

"That's a nice jelly." I was petting the jelly, it turned pink. "Aw, it's so nice!" I tickled it, one of its stingers hit me. "Ow!" I was zapped, I fly onto the floor.

Erika and Link helped me up, "that was a close one. Lets get going."


Erika:

I couldn't believe thought it was safe to pet a jellyfish. Some people! We were in a room with a bunch of holes in the floor. Ruto was standing by the one hole. Link and I went to her, as Kate and Andrea poked a red thing. She put her hands on her hips. "I wanna my stone now! Carry me since I'm royalty!" Wow she had a bossy side, she lifted her head. "No response, fine I'll go get it myself!" She waddled a bit forward then fell into a hole. "HELP ME!" Link shrugged.

"We may as well help her.." Link jumped in.

"Kate and Andy are you going to come?" I called to them.

They seem not to hear me, I guess they would be fine... We jumped into the hole.

"I demand to be carried! Zalinia! Carry me! CARRY ME! NOW!" Ruto bossed me around. I picked her up. "Now forward march!"

Link, Ruto and I went to search for a way to the upper floors.


Andrea:

Must poke red thing. Ouch it zapped me... "Kate why didn't we go with them?"

"Because we're going to move a bit ahead. Follow me." Kate grabbed my hand and led me to a hallway with three separate roots. "Andrea and Chi you go kill the thingy in the room, I'll go this one." Kate ran to the room on the right and the door closed behind her. We went into the one on the left.. In the middle of the room was a huge pink thingy. I stepped close to it and it hit me. Causing me to go to the other side of the room. I bounced off the walls, nice walls too...

"Willow try using one of your ice powers for once?" Chi suggested.

"I have ice powers?" I was puzzled.

"Never mind, the fire is way better. Just cast inferno and we'll be done."

"Inferno!" The pink thing shriveled up, and died. Wow that was a little too easy. We returned to the main hallway. Kate was waiting, "took you long enough." She smiled, "shall we?" She pointed to the middle door. We all walked in.


Erika:

Ruto was a bit heavy for my back, "can you walk for a bit princess?" I asked.

"No, why would you think that Zalinia?"

"My back is hurting, Link will you take her?"

"Nope, she's my size! She'll kill my back more!" He whined.

"Never mind that I even brought this up.."

After an hour we made our way to the main room. Andrea and Chi Chi were waiting where the red thing was. "Andrea! Where's Kate?" I asked.

"She left.."

"What! That's not like her.."

"She had to go somewhere..." Was Andrea's reply.


What happened ten minutes earlier...

Andrea:

"That took a bit longer then expected." Kate rubbed her face, soon her eyes shot open. "Andrea I have to go badly! I have to be somewhere!"

"What? Where? When?" I was puzzled.

"Go wait by where the red thing used to be. I'll see you guys!" Kate brought out her harp and played a song. She turned into yellow globes and flew away. Hey! I thought you couldn't teleport with the songs till later.


Present...

Erika:

"She said had to be somewhere important. Seemed urgent... She said to continue down the path." Andrea told us.

Without Kate, it will take us awhile to get through here. At least I got to throw Ruto around, one of the small benefits of this place...


Kate:

Can't believe I forgot about it. I was at the Great Fairy Fountain by the castle. She was floating there, looking at her nails. "You want some magic... I can give you some magic, Din's fire... But I won't give it to anyone but that kid."

"Please!"

"No.."

"Pretty please with a cherry on top!" I was begging on my knees.

She rolled her eyes. "Fine here!" She handed me an orb. "Have fun and never bother me again!" She went back into her fountain.

I started running towards the castle, had to get there soon. I saw Ganon.. Why was that man sitting on top of the castle entrance with a bunch of Gerudos... I ran through the gate, Ganon stood up. He spotted me, do'h! "RADE!" He called out. I ran faster. Oh god oh god! Must run faster! I went right into the castle. At least I was safe for now. But there was a lot to do. I started gathering my things, and finding my horse. I was so gonna be prepared. I sighed, won't see my friends for seven years...


Erika:

Awhile back we lost Ruto when she spotted her stone. Now we were in the boss's room. Everything went dark, as huge jellyfish attached it self to a pillar. Link was ready with his new boomerang. Andrea had her staff ready and Chi was hiding. I had both blades ready, the pillar started coming towards us waving jelly fish around it. I rolled to the side, Andrea moved back. Link got in and sliced the side with his sword. It yelped in pain. Andrea had her staff planted in the soft floor she took a deep breath. "BLIZZARD!" She screamed, snow began to fall around the thing. After the blizzard was over we all blinked. Link's eyes were huge when he realized he was about to be hit by a jellyfish. I went up to it and touched it. It all shattered... "Awesome!"

"Magic people always have fun..." Was my comment.

"Nice spell," Link commented.

Ruto came before us, and started lecturing us. "I can't believe you left me alone, I was so lonely!" She went on with more pointless talk. We all soon got transported up. I landed on a log with Andrea, Link and Ruto were below us.

"I guess you get the stone..." Ruto swam a bit further away, "it's the Zora sapphire." Link soon had the stone in his possession. "My mom said to give it to my husband... So I'll see you again one day and we shall have a wedding!" Ruto turned red.

"HE'S MINE!" A girl's voice shouted. We couldn't see who it came from and ignored it.

"Sorry Ruto, you're not my type.." Link said.

"I'll see you again my love!"

"MINE!" The random voice called out again. Ruto swam off.

"Great have a Zora that wants to marry me..." Link sighed.

"Link you got last stone! We can go and give it to Zelda! Then I won't have to be near you ever again!" Navi said cheerfully.

"Lets just get this over with!" Sona cried out.


Andrea:

We were at the castle gate, something wasn't right. It was dark and stormy. The drawbridge opened. A white horse came, it had Zelda and Impa on it. Zelda seemed a bit panicked, she threw a blue object and fell into the moat. Link got out his sword in shield as Ganon came on his black stallion. He laughed, "so you are the people she traveled with. Look at the little boy with the dinky sword and shield. Kid you have guts but you're insane standing up against me. Tell me where the white pretty pony went." Link shook his head. "To bad I have to hurt you, I admire your guts." Ganon shot something at Link then us. We went flying onto the ground. "Don't stand in my way!" He was about to get back to the chase until...

Kate came riding on a black and white horse. "Come on Coco! EEPP!" She slapped the horses butt, it ran faster. She was trying to avoid again but with ease he went right beside her. He grabbed her and had her in his right hand. "Let go of me you creep!" She was kicking and punching but couldn't reach him.

"Come on Rade dear, don't be shy." Kate took out her pet rock and threw it at his face. "Aw!" Ganon let go of Kate, she scrambled on her feet. She was running as fast she could towards Zelda.

"Wait for me Zelda! Don't leave me with him!" She screamed running. Ganon got back to the chase after Kate.

Link went into the moat and grabbed the Ocarina Zelda through. He was still for a minute then came back. "Lets hurry to the temple!" We ran towards the temple.

The halls were huge, Sona was flying upwards. Link put the three stones on a pedestal, and he stepped back. He brought out the new ocarina and started playing. The doors slowly started to open. We walked in a nice sword was in the middle. Link ran up and grabbed it. All of us were near him, blue light surrounded us. We thought we were done, until we heard evil laughing. Ganon was standing in the light, with a freaked out Kate on his right shoulder. "You just gave me what I wanted. Dumb kids.. I have the triforce in my hands!" Ganon walked out, but before they disappeared in the light... "OH GOD SAVE ME FROM HIM!" KATE CRIED.

Then everything became black...


Kate:(

Erika: Poor Kate...

Kate: Btw Anime, your welcome :). He ran because, what would you do if some random guy were to do that to you. Remember he doesn't know you well in this story lol.

Andrea: I have ice! Awesome!

Kate: Stop bragging -.- I get arrows of mystical doom thou!

Erika: I get...

Kate: Hoped you enjoyed it!

Andrea: Of course they would. You have a fan club starting o.O

Kate: You wanted fire Doshi? Well here's ya fire! You're this chapter's special guest!

RANDOM SCENE OF STUPIDITY!

Some Fire to Spice ya life up!

Erika:

I was sitting on a rock playing with some grass. We took a break by a small pond by the river before heading to the domain. Kate was swimming in the deep part, Andrea was of course.. Smelling some burning branch by the pond. Link was shooting his sling shot at the trees nearby.

"HELP ME!" Kate screamed. She slowly went under the water. I got up from the rock and dived in. I grabbed the drowning Kate and brought her to the ground. She smiled, "got ya! OW!" I slapped her on the back of her head. "That wasn't nice.. What ever I'm going back to swimming."

Kate went out deep and did some laps around the pond. I had to be quite glad to be in the game. Everything was peaceful and no Tale of Two Cities. I knew I had to read that damn book and answer the hundreds of questions. To bad I didn't get it much.. I stretched out and relaxed, life was good here. A flash of light came, a boy was standing there. He was of a different species from what I thought. He was a bird in human clothing. In his arms were a bunch of papers and a book. He looked at the note tied to the paper. "Are you Erika?" He asked me.

"Yes, is that for me?" He nodded and handed it to me. I opened the book there was a note. It read. To: Erika, here's your English homework. This cute bird, Doshi, will make sure to deliver it to him. Don't worry about paying the service charges. All the questions are due on next Tuesday.. Mrs. L.

This was just to weird! It was Tale of Two Cities! "You don't look happy about getting the book.." Doshi commented. Of course not.

Kate was peeking over my shoulder. How did she get it. "EVIL!" she grabbed the book and threw it. "I have an idea!" A light bulb came over her head. She snapped her fingers, there was a fire pit by us with a roaring fire in the middle. "You do the honors." She gave me the book. Andrea was staring at the fire and poking it.

"Fire..." That girl had some fire issues.

I took the book and dropped it in the fire, it went in flames. It was all gone, the nightmare of Tale of Two Cities! I started dancing around, I grabbed the Doshi and flung him in the air. He started flying. "Watch where your throwing me! Fire!" He was circling the fire in flight.

Kate was dancing around the fire, "BURN HOMEWORK BURN!"

MAN! That felt good! Always wanted to do that!


Kate: I am not suggesting you burn your homework. So if you do don't say some weird person on the internet wrote it in a story...

Erika: No homework that's nice :) To bad I'm done YES!

Andrea: FIRE! OH GOSH I LOVE WHEN HOMEWORK BURNS!

Kate: So that's why the edges of my poster for social was burned -.-