Kate-Burns homework- Ummm Don't blame me for being a bad influence!
Erika: Anime sure liked what you did for her.
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Andrea: O.O
Erika: Nice going, Kate... Here's chapter seventeen...
Chapter Seventeen
Kate:
So bored.. I was so bored.. Nothing to do in Hyrule.. I've been sitting in this stupid castle for seven bloody years! Only time I'd have fun would be when I got out and spent my time with Sheik. We would do training and that kind of stuff. I knew who he was but I promised not to tell a soul. I looked up from the top floor balcony of the dark castle. Black and red clouds would circle the tallest tower.. I looked down, a bit of molten lava, and no bridge. I was glad about one thing, Ganon was to busy to pay any attention to me. He was to busy going to each temple and causing havoc across the country. This allowed me to sneak out days or even months at a time. I knew that man was up to something, why would he come and fetch me when I was gone for a long time. I heard some servants gossiping about a wedding, I hope not. I brushed back my hair, it was longer then before. I walked my way to the door, but fell. I wasn't used to these high heels, even after seven years. I couldn't wait to get this awful black dress off!
I made my way down the huge passages of the castle, and going into my room. Servants would give me the odd look, as if I was an alien. I figured they were the aliens, all bone or one eye! I slammed the door behind me, I went into the huge closet. Under a bunch of sheet a old rusty trunk was hidden. I opened it, inside, my old armor with my bow. I took the bow and rubbed it, it was my precious. I got the armor on, I was surprised it still fit. My old boots, oh how nice it was to be in flat boots! I fixed the pouch around my hip, something went through my mind. The memory of Rocky.. I remember I lost him, trying to get away from Ganon. I sat down on the king sized bed. I sighed, "Rocky you haven't been forgotten..." I got up and strapped on my bow. I opened the pouch, yep all thirty two jars filled with fairies were all there. I opened the door and made my way around the twisted hallways. When I got to the front door, two armor creatures blocked it with their axes.
"We can't let you by lady."
"I can do as I want, Ganon said so!"
"Not today..."
"Well, I'll just force my way through!" I started running towards them, if I was right they would... They stepped out of the way letting me through. I knew Ganon told them nothing hurts me or else. I activated the bridge and crossed. I ran as fast as I could to the Temple of Time...
I entered the temple, it was Sheik and I's meeting spot. Sheik was a very feminine male. He liked to keep his golden hair, shiny and combed. He wore tight suit, with some bandages neatly in different places. His red eyes would get through anyone he looked at. He was leaning on the pedestal playing his harp.
"About time," he said in a rather high pitch voice.
"I had some problem's at the castle... So are they ready?" Sheik nodded, we went into the room behind him. Windows were the only light source. We hid in the shadows, after an hour of waiting I grew bored. "Go fish?" I asked.
"That weird game you taught me, sure." We sat down and started a friendly game of 'Go Fish.'
Andrea:
My head... I grabbed my head, felt like I was asleep for days at once. I slowly got up, Erika was sitting up and click was snoring away. Chi Chi and Navi were sleeping on top of Sona's belly, as the owl slept. Everyone had changed... Erika was now taller from what I could tell, and get stripes were more navy. Link was now a grown man, I was surprised his tunic grew with him... His hair was longer, he had a more mature face. Sona also grew bigger, he was now a full grown owl, but still fat.. I stood up, "about time someone else got up.. I've been waiting for two days in this blasted place!" Erika said.
"Where are we?"
"Wait till Link and everyone else gets up.. Then that figure will explain everything."
I saw someone in a orange cloak, they were facing a stream. I noticed we were on all different things and we were separated by water. "Kate? You came back!" I said, I was hoping that was Kate.
"I can be for you!" A man turned around, he was old and fat. "Joke, of course I don't like kids! I won't ever tell you anything ever!" I looked at him funny. "Joke!" This guy had problems... "Wait till your friends get up then we'll talk.." The man turned around and continued to stare at the fountains.
I created a small blaze in my hand, the man turned around. He pointed at a sign made by glowing lights. "No smoking!" One problem, I wasn't smoking. The lights rearranged them selves to spell. "No fire." Ok that just sucked! The man turned back and stared at the fountains.
Navi got up and started flying around us all. "AHH! WE'RE DEAD! IS THIS HEAVEN!" She screamed.
"Yes, Joke!" The old man said. I still didn't find it funny.
Chi Chi got up, "shut up! Where are we?" Chi rubbed the sleep from her eyes, she flew up to my shoulder.
"Link! Get up!" Navi was pushing on Link to get up. "Ewww I touched it!" Not again...
Link got up, he seemed a bit awkward. He looked at his hands, Navi was flying around him having a fit. After he was done having a good look at himself the old man turned around. He coughed. "YOU'RE GOING TO DIE IN TEN SECONDS!"
"WHAT!" Link cried out.
"Joke!" That man joked a bit too much. He looked at all of us, "I am .. God!"
What would Kate say.. Oh ya.. "And I'm the Queen of the Nile..." I commented.
"Joke! Of course! I am the Sage of Light, fear me! I shall burn you alive! Joke! Rauru is my name, I am the Sage of Light. Seems you have all realized the changes that have occurred to yourself. You have aged seven years, you've been sleeping the whole time. After you opened the door, Ganon came, and took the Triforce. Now he has Hyrule begging on its knees. You needed to age, Link so you could wield the Master Knife! Joke! It's the Master Sword." This guy was just too weird... You must awaken all the sages and sleep with a Sage.. Joke! I mean awaken them, then we can take action. Go to each temple and awaken each Sage!" Everything turned blue, "Here take this book!" A book fell on the sleeping Sona.
"OW! What was that for!" Sona looked at himself, "I've grown! What is this!"
"Take this book too!" Rauru said, as he tossed a bigger book. It landed on Sona's head and knocked him out cold. That's what I call bad luck. The books were called, History of the Scared Realm and The Master Sword. I guess he didn't want to explain anything to us...
"We are in the room we were in before we went asleep..." Erika pointed up.
Link turned his back, looking into the great hall of the temple. A figure walked out of the shadows, it was a guy. He had gold hair that came from his bandages. His eyes were blood red, and he wore a very very tight suit. Link drew out the Master sword and had it at the person's throat. "What do you want!"
"Relax, man! I am here to guide you."
"How can I trust you!" Was it me, or Link was way more aggressive...
"Come out... Do you trust her?" He pointed to a woman wearing a black cloak over herself. Link dropped his sword, we all stood in shock. She put down the hood, there she was...
Erika:
Kate came out of the shadows, it had been seven years. She must have missed us .. She started crying as she came to Andrea and lifted her. "OH ANDREA AND ERIKA I MISSED YOU SO MUCH! Miss me?"
"Well, we didn't miss you exactly since we were sleeping the whole time!" Andrea said.
"How bad is Hyrule now?" I asked.
"Just say Ganon had some fun..."
The man coughed, "to get back on track. I am Sheik, last of the Sheikahs!"
"Wait a minute, Shrek!" Chi Chi said.
"Its Sheik.."
"Sorry," Chi Chi rolled her eyes. "Like I was going to say, isn't Rade or Kate a sheikah? So you can't call yourself the last of the Sheikah. That's completely wrong.. Don't you think?"
"Sheik, remember I'm a Sheikah too."
Sheik turned red, as he rubbed the back of his neck. "Must have forgotten. Anyways Link, you have to go to the temples. Here this scroll explains it all." He placed the scroll in Link's hands. So much reading to do for a game!
"Go to the village and get something useful from the graveyard." Sheik went in front of the pedestal the Master Sword would go in. "Go and good luck."
"Bye?" Link said sort of waving.
"So Kate, did Ganon do anything evil to you?" Andrea asked as we walked to the main halls.
"No, luckily. I heard it was suppose to be some big day at the castle.. I wasn't allowed to go.. I'm not going to suggest want he wanted..."
Ganon:
"What do you mean! She escaped!" I screamed at my worthless servants.
I was in my room, just got my formal armor on! "I have to cancel the whole thing! My moms won't be pleased! Find her!" I stormed out of the room.
Andrea:
"We must go to the ranch!" Kate said, dragging Link and I by the hand.
We made it to the ranch, some ugly guy had the gate closed. "Pay me ten, you get to ride a pretty pony!"
"Ten, push-ups?" Kate asked.
"Ten rupees!"
"Oh! Here!" Kate put a one thousand rupee in his hand and jumped over the gate.
"Wait!" The man cried out at Kate. She turned around, "what?"
"Your majesty! You're the great Ganon's fiancé! Am I right? For you, any horse you want! And I shall give two other horses to your companions! Go pick them! And I am Ingo!" He opened the gate and smiled at us.
Erika was bit behind us, carrying a heavy Sona on her back. Kate ran to the only black and white horse in the pen. Ingo came up to her as she mounted it. "M'lady wouldn't you want this orange horse instead? It is so much better!"
"I want this horse! Do I make myself clear!"
"Yes!" Ingo bowed.
"Wow Kate, you have authority!" I commented.
"Yep!" She started riding her horse around the pen.
Ingo went and grabbed a small pony and brought it to me. It was red, reminded me of fire.. "Here you go." He put me on the horse. Then he brought a cream colored horse to Erika. "And for the Zora."
Link sat on the jump, "where's my horse?"
"Pick one boy!" Ingo snapped, as he was giving Kate rider points.
Link played 'Epona's song.' She came to him and he mounted her. "BOY! Not that horse! That's for the Great Lord! I know... Beat me in a race and I'll let you have it! WAH!" Ingo was lifted off his feet by Kate, who was on her horse next to him. "You'll give him the horse!" She said coldly.
"Of course! Keep the horse!" Ingo ran out of the pen.
"Kate, you have turned evil..." Erika commented.
"No, just gotten used to it! I shall name my cow... I mean horse... Billy-Bob!" She hugged her horse's neck.
"Mine will be um.. Willow.." I said.
"That's your name already.."
"Like I care..."
"I'm calling mine, Chubby." Erika petted her horse.
Link looked bored, as Epona ate grass. She refused to budge..
Kate turned white, "what's wrong Kate?" I looked in the distance... There were a couple of heavy armored people.
"Just some of Ganon's servants!"
Kate: I was so bored for seven years!
Andrea: Sleep :) was sooo good.
Erika: Funny how if we were to return.. We'd be twenty-two! I missed prom T.T
Kate: I got a cow!
Andrea: Right...
Kate: JOKE!
Erika: ...
Kate: Ilindith dos saph ol!
Andrea: Not the drow again O.O
Kate: It sucks but meh... Hoped you like it.. lol
Erika: This chapter's guest... Dark-Angel-Tears!
RANDOM SCENE OF STUPIDITY!
Attack of the evil Cheese wagons of hell!
Kate:
We all sat around on a hill somewhere in Hyrule. "What would be the most random and stupidest thing that could happen?" I said breaking the silence.
"That was random enough..." Erika commented.
"The whole country on fire!" Andrea said.
"Knowing you, you would..."
The weirdest thing happened, a huge tear drop walked by. "What in the hell was that?" Sona commented.
"Yo! What are you?" I called to the walking tear drop.
"I am a Dark Angel's Tear, HAHAH!" The thing said. "I must get going."
"Why?" Chi asked.
"Before they come.. Oh to late.."
Three cheese wagons, or buses came out of no where. They started chasing all of us.
"Ok that's the most random thing that could happen!" Erika said running.
"HAHAHAHAAHAHA! FEEL THE MIGHT OF THE CHEESE WAGONS FROM HELL!" The Tear screamed.
Kate: Evil!
Erika: School for fifteen hours tom...
Kate: Don't remind me :( BYE!
