Chapter 9: I can see the future… (Not!)
Disclaimer: I do not own anything except the idea and the characters Rose and Mary and maybe the plot.
"Today we will be crystal ball gazing." Professor Trelawney said. Harry, Ron, Rose, and Mary had managed to get there on time but weren't too happy about it.
"Remind me again why I signed up for this class." Mary whispered to Rose.
"Because it was an easy grade," Harry answered.
"It's a whole lot of shit if you ask me." Mary said. The others nodded and tried to look interested in the crystal ball in the middle of their table as Professor Trelawney walked past their table. She looked into her crystal ball for a long time, then looked at Harry and gave him a sympathetic look. As she walked away Mary's face seemed to light up. Then she made it look all dark and gloomy.
"Professor Trelawney I… I think I see something." She said in the fakest, 'Wow I'm so interested voice,' she could master.
"What do you see my dear?" Trelawney walked over to their table. Mary made her eyes look round as if she was interested in what she was seeing and said,
"It's, it's you! And your," She paused and gulped, "Your getting hurt by some sort of huge animal." She paused and pretended to peer closer into the crystal ball. "It's a horse. A big black horse, and my goodness it's beating you." Mary made her voice shaky. Trelawney looked scared,
"We'll end class here for today." She said in a very scared shaky voice. The four silently cheered. When they got outside they all laughed their heads off.
"That was brilliant." Ron said. "How'd you come up with something like that?"
"Thanks," Mary replied shrugging. "I don't know how, it just came to me. Shows you how fast a pranksters mind works. So Rose ready for another prank?"
Rose shrugged, "Does it involve that, 'Big black horse?" Mary nodded. "I'm in!"
"Hey there's Hermione." Harry said. The four rushed down to tell Hermione of their newest prank. When they mentioned the word 'prank' Hermione gave them a disapproving look. When they mentioned Trelawney she seemed thrilled.
"Something tells me this'll be a fun school year." Hermione laughed when Mary was done telling her the plan.
Well no reviews still but that's because it's near Christmas. Merry (Happy) Christmas to all of you who celebrate Christmas.
GO HERMIONE AND RON! They are the perfect couple. I'm sorry for the complete randomness.
Oh and sorry for the small chapter. It's 10 AM and I just woke up still in my pj's and slippers.
