Kate: YES! 14 hours of school! It was so evil! EVIL!

Erika: You had to admit it was fun... :P

Kate: Oh ya n.n 100390293103782647864724152636746365876556456643574654546564(Insert more numbers here)/10. O.O new record WEEEEEEEEEEEE! And I shall write more! BEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE-dies- x.X

Erika: O.O

Andrea: Here's chapter eighteen. And what was that for Kate?

Kate: ...

Random Doctor: Too much homework. She has died from an over dosage.

Erika: Where did you come from? o.O

Doctor: Dunno ...

Andrea: Here's chapter eighteen for real!

Chapter Eighteen

Kate:

Oh god! Why are they here? He never sends them after me until at least six months of being gone! Unless it was that day, but it just couldn't be. He said it wouldn't be for at least a year! I thought I had enough time to save Hyrule before it and get rid of him! He promised! I guess taking over Hyrule has screwed with his head. This wasn't good. These soldiers were sent for me and if anyone got hurt, I'd feel bad about it.

"We've come for Lady Rade!" He said, pointing at me.

"Come and get me, suckas!" I taunted as they got their huge axes ready for battle. I turned towards the others who just stood there with shocked faces "You guys stay back. I love playing with these things." I laughed. They were ordered to attack anyone opposing them and not me, even if I fight them.

The black one on the right came running towards me and he swung his axe. I stood still and heard everyone gasp as they saw him about to strike me. "She's either really stupid or wants a death wish!" Sona cried out. When did he get up and where did he come from. I swear Erika left him by the barn...Well, I guess he's up.

I smirked. Of course he stopped his axe a couple of inches away from my head. Man, I love how protective Ganon is. Too bad it didn't work that one time. He took his axe back. "Charlie! What are we supposed to do when she won't come with us again?" The black armour said.

"Tempt her with what was it again...? I don't know, Gary... Try picking her up! Dummy!" Charlie in the white armour said.

"But Charlie!" Gary whined. "Ganon said not to touch a hair on her or it's the scrap metal bin for me!"

"He also said that you can carry her. He must have her back!"

"But Charlie! She may kick me there again!"

"Stop your complaining and just get her before he comes!"

"Please just come with me Miss Rade..." he begged.

I smirked. "Charlie, I hate to say this, but this time tell him to shove that stupid ring up his ass!" and I then kicked him in the nuts. The weak point of the armour always got them.

Charlie was cuddled up on the ground crying and sucking his thumb. "I want my mommy..."

"Come on cry baby! You have no mother! She died remember? You sold your soul to Ganon for a teddy bear! Now get up and grab her!"

"But... but!"

"Fine! I'll get her myself! Worthless thing!" Gary ran towards me, "now you come with me Miss Rade and everyone will be happy. I get a pay raise, Ganon gets you, and you will get to rule the world."

"Nah, too much work..." I got ran up to him and kicked him in the weak spot. They really needed to fix the armour.
"Beach!" Gary cried out.

"What did you call me!" I felt my blood boiling and grabbed my bow. I waited for the right time. When it started to glow, I released it. It went through Gary's armour and he vanished. "I hate being called a beach!"

"GARY!" I looked at Charlie and he started to tremble. "Please don't hurt me! I'll do anything... Just don't hurt me!"

"Don't worry, just don't call me a ... Well, you can tell Ganon my little message, but for now go run back to the castle." I put my bow back.


Erika:

What Kate displayed shocked all of us. She never used to be so aggressive and evil. Charlie started running to the exit. Kate came walking to us as if nothing had happened. "Kate, you were being so different?"

"After being in that castle for seven years, I've learned to really hate his servants. Plus, if you want to live in that castle, you have to be mean! Well, let's get going..."

"Kate, what did you mean... He could shove that ring up his ass...? What did you mean by that... Huh?" Andrea asked. Kate started to sweat from her forehead. "Also Ingo mentioned you were Ganon's fiancé! What's up with that!"

"Well... you see..." Kate paused. "About a month ago, Ganon's servants dragged me back to the castle. They took me to his room and it seemed that Ganon had finished having his fun and was ready to well... ask me to marry him... At first I refused, but then his moms came... Those two old hags took me into the back room... After that I just had to accept..."

"That sounds awful Kate!"

"Meh, it's worse than it sounds, but lets just wait and relax. You guys are in no shape to go fighting."

"What...! We were asleep the whole time!" Andrea said.

"But half asleep I may add... Just sit down and relax..."


Kate:

I took my gloves off. There, a huge gold ring was on my one finger. That finger was a curse to me. Too bad I couldn't get it off. Damn dark lord's magic! It all happened a month ago...

"Oh come on Sheik, one more match!" I begged.

Sheik sighed as he put down his book. "How many times do you want to beat me at this 'spoons' thing. We've been playing it for five months straight when we're taking a break! Speaking of five months... Isn't Ganon going to be coming after you? I mean it's been over seven months since he's seen you."

"Relax woman... I mean man. He'll send his little gnomes from hell to get me. If they haven't come maybe he's drooling over some hot Gerudo. Wouldn't that just be grand? Having him leave me alone for once..." I went into deep thoughts. Sheik raised his head and got a deku nut out. He slammed it to the ground and a flash soon followed. Sheik started to tip toe away, but he then tripped.

"Sheik, I keep telling you that running works a lot faster. WOAH!" There was a group of golden armoured thugs with Gary and Charlie. "What are you guys doing here? I thought he finally lost his feelings for me. Please tell me you aren't here to take me back!"

"Come on Miss Rade, we have to take you back." Gary said.

"NEVER... Ouch!" Something hit me from behind and I fell down to the ground. I looked up. There was an old lady on a broomstick.

"Now, missy you better behave! Ganonie wants you back at the castle, so come along."

"Why should I! Are you his mom?"

"Ganonie will tell you, now come along." The woman made a bubble of magic that surrounded me.

They walked me back all the way to the castle and up to Ganon's master bedroom. I started to creep out. I'd never even been in his room. When I looked at the walls, my hands began to shake. The biggest wall was covered in portraits and paintings. The fact what was disturbing was that all of these were of... Me! There was a huge one of me ready to shoot an arrow. Another one was of me in that fricken dress. The most disturbing one of all was a picture of us holding hands. Whoever painted that would be dead if I ever saw that person. Ganon was seated in a huge black chair staring at a small picture. He looked up and seemed somewhat happy to see us enter. He got up. He looked so much older... His hair was now down to his shoulders. I told him having long hair didn't suit him. He wore a long cape over his armour but he still looked as ugly as ever. I wondered how old that guy was. Heck, he probably could be my father. It was a scary thought. Let's see, I was about twenty years old before these past seven years... Wow, I was twenty-seven. He was probably in his forty's, since he's balding.
"Rade!"

"Kill me please..." I muttered under my breath.

Ganon quickly walked up to me and took my hand. I just wanted to barf so badly. He got on one knee. Ok, this is a funny joke, now just tell me he's joking and I'll be going back to the field. Oh god! I think he was actually serious.
"Ever since I've met you, Rade, I think you were the one to spread evil and chaos with me! Will you marry me?"

Oh...My...GOD! He was out of his mind!

"Hell no!" I yelled in his face. Oops, my bad. Maybe saying something like that in the great king of evil's face wasn't a good idea. Ganon started crying. Wow, I really hurt him badly. The old woman from before dragged me by the ear out of the room.

"Now missy! I can't have a daughter-in-law that's behaving like this! I have found you perfect for my little Ganonie! At least you have more to offer then Nabooru!" She rolled her eyes. "I am Koume. Now, you go back in there and say yes!" The woman nagged. Ganon had a mother. That explains the bad looks and green skin.

"NO! I refuse to!"

"Fine... Then we'll have to do this the hard way!"

"WHA?" I started floating in the air...

She took me to a dark room, I looked around. Another short green lady was next to her. "I am also Ganonies mother!" She said.

"Wait, how could he have two mothers.. Ok I don't want to think about that!"

"Koume, the happy smiling ponies!"

"NOT THEM!"

I hated to relive that memory.. I didn't want to remember what torture I went through.. I shook my head, everyone was on their horses getting ready to live.

"Hey! Wait for me!" I yelled, hopping on Mocha and riding to the others.


Andrea:

About time Kate, stopped her day dreaming. We headed towards the village, where we were suppose to find this 'treasure' Sheik told us about talked about.

"It's so nice to finally ride a horse and not walk!" I said. It was a huge difference.

Sona was flying as fast he could to keep up. "Can we just take a small break and get some rest!"

"Sona! We were sleeping for seven years straight, you have gotten enough sleep." Erika told her owl companion.

We finally got to the graveyard. Sona was a grave trying to catch his breath. Link was pulling on the tombstone to get it to move. Link finally moved it, "are you sure we have to go down there?"

"Yes, that's where we get the hook shot from..." Was Kate's reply.

"But, are you sure I have to come. Someone has to guard the entrance right? I'll just stay here."

"Link?"

"Yes, Rade?"

"Are you scared of the dark?"

"No! Of course not."

"Well, Kate does bring a point up. We never do travel much at night and.. You refuse to go into that hole..." Erika stated.

"It's not a big deal.. Ok some ghosts and purple fire.."

Did I just hear 'fire'. "Get out of my way!" I lit up my staff and jumped down the hole. "Come on you guys!"

Erika soon came down after me. Then Kate, she looked up through the hole. "Come on Link. You're the one suppose to be filled with courage."

"I'll just stand guard right here!" Kate brought out her harp and played the Sun's Song. It turned dark outside.

"Lets just go on ahead, Link will soon catch up to us..."


Sona:

They thought I'd go down that hole.. Me! I was a grown owl, I should be able to do what ever I want too. No more father to tell me what to do. I looked at the big shrimp out of the bunch. He stood looking over the hole, I noticed his legs shaking somewhat. He's afraid of the dark, this could be a bit fun. Just need a branch.. It was easy enough to find a branch, I snuck up behind the shrimp. I could hear teeth chattering, what a scared shrimp! I took the branch and tapped him on the back. He turned around and we were face to face in the dark. My yellow eyes shone brightly, the shrimp backed up.He yelped. "Wait for me!" He jumped in the hole, wow I thought he'd piss himself.. Well time to get some beauty sleep.


Erika:

Dampé, the ex grave keeper said we'd have to beat him in a race, at least one of us. Kate was doing some stenches. Link was holding onto Andrea's right arm shivering, and I was getting ready for the race ahead. "Come when ready!" The ghost said.

"Umm, What are we going to do with him?" Chi asked.

"Erika, can carry him!" Was Kate's brilliant suggestion.

"Your the strongest out of the three, you should!"

"Or we'll leave him here! That would work. Let's go," Kate started running. The race had begun.

Andrea and I started running, I kept running past a flame he put down. I soon realized Andrea wasn't running by me, I looked back. She was staring into the one fire, "Andrea come on."

"Fire..."

"Do I have to carry you?"

"Fire..." The answered my question, I picked her up and started running. I heard yelling coming from behind me.

"AHH!" Link ran past me, we were heading up a ramp that took us to the end. Kate was almost at the end, Link easily passed her. He even beat Dampé, which was very unusual. When we got to the final room, Kate and I laid on the floor gasping for air.

"Hohoho. Seems you have a set of legs on yourself m'lad. Here's your prize, a 'Hookshot' you can get it stuck on wood, and makes cool clank sound on metal. For the ladies.. Umm here's my spare hookshot for the lady and umm here's a rope for the Zora. And here kid, have a lollipop. Ho ho ho!" Dampé just vanished.

"I think he's a Santa wanna-be..." Kate said..

"What ever you say..."

"Why did I get a lollipop! I want a hookshot!"

"You may poke your eye out, kid!"

"Don't call me a kid, I'm older then you!"

Link and I leaned on the wall as the two fought. "Can we please go to where it's light!"

"I guess."

We all made our way up a passage that took us to the windmill. A old man was playing a very weird instrument and playing the same song. We jumped down from the ledge, Link went up to him.

"Get a way kid! You ruined my windmill! You look like the same kid! You realize I had to live on the streets because of you! YOU MONSTER!"

"This is my first time here!"

"Nevermind, maybe got you two mixed up. Here's the song that bloody kid played!"

All of us played a long with the old man. When we were finished with the song, the windmill thing spun faster. I was caught off balanced and fell to the ground. Kate remained standing. "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Soon it came to a halt and Kate went flying into the wooden door.

"Kate are you all right?" I ran to her and helped her off the ground.

"Ya, just let me pick out all these splinters."


Kate: Behehe! Some history of what happened during the seven years.

Erika: I wasn't in this much nor Andrea...

Kate: Trust me, Andrea's time to shine is soon. Yours shall come with time.

Andrea: Fire..

Kate: Hoped you enjoyed it! HA! I finally said MY line! YES!

Andrea: Tonight's guest is.. The people from the moon and Erika!

RANDOM SCENE OF STUPIDITY!

The Moon People!

Erika:

We were enjoying a nice day of relaxing after the forest temple. Kate swore it would be the last time she'd do that dungeon as long as she lived. Andrea on the other hand went off wondering with Chi Chi. Link was polishing the Master Sword. I was sitting by the pond, with my feet dipped in the water. Kate was now marching around the pond, muttering some weird song.

"We're whalers on the moon. We carry this harpoon. But there are no whales. So we tell tall tales. And sing this whaling tune." I could barely pick it up.

"Kate, what's that song your singing?"

"Umm Whaler's on the moon.. You know the one from the one flash. Just have it in my head... It's not as catchy as the Numa Numa song.. We're whalers on the moon.."

Sometimes she scared me, but not as much as someone I know. Wonder what a whaler on the moon is.. It was now later in the afternoon. Kate was still marching around singing random songs. I looked across the pond, three people were sitting by the edge. Three people in space suits, here that was just plain weird! They got up and started hoping around. They seemed to jump high, they came towards me. Soon they joined hands and started bouncing around me, "We're Whalers on the moon!" Not this song.

Kate saw what was happening, she soon ended up staring in aw. These people were starting to stare me.

"Do you want some moon cheese?" The one offered.

"No.."

"We c-o-m-e in p-e-a-c-e.." The other said.

"I am a f-r-i-e-n-d!" The third said. Then they began there song again.

We're whalers on the moon

We carry this harpoon

But there are no whales

So we tell tall tales

And sing this whaling tune.

We're whalers on the moon

We carry this harpoon

But there are no whales

So we tell tall tales

And sing this whaling tune.

I wish they would stop! That song was getting on my nerves! I took out both of my blades, everything turned red. When I was back to normal, each of the moon people were slipt in half. Kate was stating with her mouth wide open. Oops... A cat like person came. They looked at me, then the dead people. "Oops! Wrong random scene of stupidity! Names Meowzi.. I'll just be leaving!" It slipped out of the picture. That was weird.

"We're whalers on the moon!" Kate began to sing. I looked at her. She stopped, "Star Trekkin across the universe.." Ah, much better!


Erika: Moon people O.O

Andrea: Wtf...

Kate: People from the moon O.O KOOL!

Erika: That was just plain damn weird!

Kate: How about my other idea... That's the next one!

Erika: Now that will be too random..

Andrea: What?

Kate: Not going to tell!