Kate: I'm back! And ready to write!
Erika: I'm back! And ready to read!
Andrea: Been waiting for you two to come back! And ready to do homework!
Kate: Time to write! -Summons keyboard- Time to write.. -Falls asleep- X.X
Erika: O.O Write! You need to write!
Kate: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!
Andrea: Ok... Here's chapter nineteen...
Chapter Nineteen
Andrea:
I was tagging behind on my small pony, while everyone got big, fast horses... We were just crossing the boring land of Hyrule, and Kate.. was bored. We slowly trotted on the dirt path to the forest. "Tree!" She said pointing to an old tree we passed. "Merchant!" She called out when a man with a heavy bag on his back walked past. "Rock!" Of course there was a big rock on the side of the path. "Bug!"
I was bored, it seemed everyone was sleepy or bored. We didn't get much sleep considering we heard 'Ow' as Kate picked out splitters, between Sona's growling stomach and Link's snoring. Erika was leaning on the horse's neck having a hard time keeping her eyes opened. Link was looking lazily at the field yawning every couple minutes. Sona was sleeping on the back of Erika's horse and Chi was on my shoulder. Chi yawned, "can we do something, or go a bit faster. I'm getting a bit bored and I think Navi is too..." She pointed to a pouting Navi who was mumbling things sitting on Link's saddle.
"Well Chi, you could always.. Light that tree over there on fire for me." I whispered in her ears. She flew off my shoulder and flew to the tree. She whistled and soon the tree was on fire. Fire...
"Andy!" Erika snapped at me, then her eyes went shut. Wow everyone was tired...
"Tree! Rock! Trees and rocks, rocks and trees!" Link rolled his eyes and threw his boomerang at Kate, hitting her right in the head. "Ow..." She rubbed her head and started humming. The boomerang came back and hit Kate again. She rubbed the cheek it hit, "ow..." Then the boomerang came back again. "Ack! I haven't been brushing my teeth with crest! The pain will never go away! Haunted boomerang!" It smacked her between the eyes.
"Are you ok?" I asked.
"Of course!" She fell off her horse, she was knocked out.
"Link.. I think you over did it.."
"Heh." He put his boomerang away.
"Ok! I'm up! Let's go!" Kate got on her horse.
"Are you sure your ok Kate... I mean you were just knocked off and I still don't know how you recovered so quickly." Erika asked, as she looked at Kate.
"Is it me or is there's this high pitch ringing sound?" She was banging the side of her head.
"No..." What ringing sound?
"Well I hear this high pitch ringing.." We kept going.
After an hour of clearing the village of the monsters we took a break. Erika, Link, Sona, Chi, Navi were asleep. Kate was hugging her knees as she sat shivering. "The ringing won't go away." She started to laugh funny and rock back and forth. "Make it go away!" She got up. "I can't take it anymore!" Kate pulled her hair and ran around screaming at the top of her lungs. "THE RINGING IS DRIVING ME CRAZY!" Everyone got up, rubbing there eyes.
"Someone tell that shrimp to shut it!" Sona snapped.
"Ow!" Kate ran into a log house and was on the ground in a spilt second. I ran over to her, she was laughing, "It's gone! Oh it's gone! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!" She grabbed my collar and dragged me close to her face. "NO MORE RINGING IT'S GONE! GONE!"
"Kate, what are you on? You're laughing and can't stop!" It was creeping me out.
"But! The ringing it's gone!" She got up and started clapping.
"I know let's play a game, what do you see.. See something point to it and say what it is.." At least it will keep her quiet..
"Tree! Rock! House! Link! Zora! Owl! Your turn Andy!"
I looked around, what was there to name. Then I saw it, "Ganon." I pointed to Ganon who just entered the village. And guess what, he was walking towards us.
"Not him!" At least she's stop laughing.
"Oh Rade! I heard your sweet laughter, and have come to take you home."
Kate stomped her foot. "No! She pulled out her harp! "I'll meet you at whichever temple!" She disappeared into a green light.
Ganon looked as if he were to cry. He turned and walked away, paying no attention to any of the people sleeping a few feet from him.
Erika:
"So this is the forest temple. Doesn't look like much, just a door and broken stair case. Let's just go!" Sona said as he tried to fly away. I grabbed him by the tail feathers.
"You're not leaving! There's Kate!" I pointed to Kate who was sitting on the one stump.
"Heya!" She waved to us, Sheik came from the shadows behind her.
"Stop using slang Rade! Umm! Saria is gone, go inside the temple and beat the big baddie. Save the forest sage.."
"I remember you
said a hell a lot more! And how about the song."
"What
song?"
"You know that song!"
"Oh!" Sheik brought out his harp. He played a simple melody and transported behind us on a pad. "I wish it would stop doing that!" He threw his harp to the ground and started jumping on it. We all gave him a confused look, he blushed. He threw a Deku nut to the ground and vanished, or at least I thought he did.
"Sheik, get your timing faster, and try not to hide behind the tree." Kate was looking at her gloves.
"Damn!"
"Well, you guys have fun."
"What do you mean, we have fun? Aren't you coming?" I was a bit puzzled.
"I hate this temple, I refuse to do it! I always hated it..."
"Why do you hate it so much?" Andrea asked.
"I don't know.. The poe sisters! Those dog damn #!"
"Wait! Are you implying you've been in there and beaten it?" Link looked a bit dumbfounded.
"Umm Noo." Kate rolled her eyes.
"Lets go in then!" Chi said pointing to the entrance.
Link got the hookshot out and brought Andrea and I up. "Come on Kate! Use your hookshot and get up here." I yelled down to her, she continued to play with the one piece of grass. "Kate?"
"I don't hear you!"
Link jumped down from the broken stair case, he swung Kate over his shoulders. "Let go of me! Jaluk! Let go of me!" She pounded his back, and got free. "Stay away from me!" She hissed at Link, "don't you dare come near me!" Link grabbed her by her two arms and started dragging her. Her feet were trying to dig into the ground.
"Some rope please?" Link said holding his hand below us. I simply gave him the rope I was given before. Wonder what he wanted with it. We soon found out, he tied Kate up and made a small leash. He brought her up to the entrance.
"Why are you forcing me into the temple?"
"You're actually useful if you've been inside this temple. Besides, your Ganon's 'pet' he might come again and if were in the he may not come."
Kate's eyes grew wide, "untie me! I want to get into that stupid temple as fast as I can!" I untied Kate and she dashed into the temple.
"Wow only seen Kate run that fast for some chocolate..." I commented.
We walked into the temple to be completely surprised, the front door was yanked off and so were the chains. How could Kate do that? We walked inside, Kate was saying some unknown language to the four ghosts that were there. "Dos waele gulen! You are xa'huuli! El elg'caressen!" I had no clue what she was yelling at them, didn't want to know either. They just laughed, and took all four colored flames, the thing in the middle went down. "D'oh! We need that thing to reach the boss! The boss I want to kill!" Kate petted her bow, "come on! Lets go teach those things a lesson!" Andrea got out her staff.
"Do these ghosts burn?" She asked.
"When you kill them they turn into pretty colors of fire!"
"Fire..."
All four of us ran towards the staircase north to us...
Andrea:
Link finally got a nice bow, but it was so tiny compared to Kate's. Kate was going insane at the moment trying to get this one poe. It would go into a portrait or a different when she got to close. Her bow was ready she crept up the side, just enough to see the poe. She fired, some laughter was heard, it went to another portrait. "Yah Xsa! I mean damn!"
"I hope Link and Erika are having better luck with the one their trying to kill."
"Chi?" Chi got out of my pouch and flew to Kate. "Can you go up the stairs and burn the portrait? And Andrea go burn the portrait down the stairs. I got a plan." Kate smiled, she was up to something, but fire was involved. So I did what Kate asked of me and went down the stairs. I simply burned the protrait to ashes... fire... I went up the stairs, Kate had a arrow aimed at the poe in the portrait. It looked horrified, she fired the arrow, it shrived up into a blue flame. "YES!" Blue fire...
We waited and waited and waited... Link and Erika weren't back yet from killing there's. There was a pretty torch that was lit with.. blue fire... I went over to it and touched it. It didn't have any burning sensation! I put my face in it felt nothing. This wasn't fire! "Ack! This isn't fire!"
Chi flew over and touched the flame. "What is this? No burning sensation! Fire that doesn't burn! AH!" Chi Chi flew around in circles in panic.
Kate was just laughing. "It's spiritual fire, only the dead and ghosts can really feel it."
"Can I borrow your dagger?"
"No... I won't let you kill yourself to feel fire."
"Aww, but I want to feel the fire!"
"But I will!" Kate came and jabbed a dagger in my stomach, I fell over and died. YAY! It was so weird being a ghost, Kate plugged her fairy jar so it wouldn't resurrect me right away. Pretty fire, I touched it, burning... Being a ghost wasn't so bad, I got to feel fire still.
Chi Chi took a branch on the floor and lit it. She danced around with it, I flew over and put my hand in the flame! What! I couldn't feel it! "I can't feel it! Boo!"
"Because ghosts can only feel spiritual fire.."
"You could have told me earlier. Boo! Why do I keep saying Boo! Boo!"
"Ghosts are suppose to scare people, I guess ghosts are born with it." Kate unplugged the fairy jar and the fairy brought me back to life. "You know I couldn't see you, only hear you."
"Ya ya. Hey! There's Link and Erika!" I pointed to the two coming down the stairs.
"Lets get going then!"
Erika:
We were in the final room, Kate and Link stood back to back. With four purple ghosts circling them, they had to pick the real one. Link shot at one, it disappeared, then another same thing happened. Kate shot one of the two left, only one ghost remained. It looked around, "crap!" It said before Kate shot an arrow through it. The fourth and final flame was finally put out!
Andrea stood by the flames, as the three of us got into the trolley. "Fire... Lots of colorful fire!"
"Do you think we should take her along?" I asked.
"Let her be with her fire," Link said. We went to the lower level were it took us hours to solve the one puzzle. And to move the puzzle itself!
Kate was petting her bow as we approached the big door with the huge big lock! Link got out the key and shoved it into the lock, and turned the key. To my surprise the chains went away, how was that even possible? We entered the room, it was a small circular room with five pictures around it, all the same. Out of no where, Ganon appeared!
"Ganon!" Link hissed as he drew his sword and swung it. Ganon went up, to far for us to reach.
"I am not Ganon but!" There was a drum roll, where did that come from? "I am Ganon's ghost!" His face turned into a skull! "Fear me! RADE!" He looked at Kate, "pick me over the real Ganon! Please!"
"Doubt it!" Kate withdrew her bow and fire and the horse. The horse faded away. "Don't even have to do the picture thing now."
"Where's my horse! You killed my little pony! She was such a nice little pony."
As he said those words Kate aimed her arrow, out of pure fury she kept firing arrows. She made sure each arrow was enchanted heavily with magic. The ghost Ganon yelped in pain as each arrow en lodged in him. He soon recovered and got out a staff. He shot a yellow ball at us, and hit Link. But simply bounced off his shield and back to Ganon. Ganon fell and Kate took her daggers out and started cutting him at will. I started getting the pattern as it happened the second time. When Link bounced the ball back to him, I took out my blades and started hitting him.
Ghost Ganon flew up and crumbled. "You will have to prepare more as I am harder! Way harder! And get back to the castle Rade!" A voice said.
"Nope!"
The voice went away, we all relaxed on the ground. "One temple done!" We soon were in the chamber of Sages. Kate looked around in aw, I guess she never seen it before. "Andrea!" I saw Andrea sitting on a green pedestal near us.
"Wait, you're
not the forest sage! Are you?" Kate said.
"I really don't
know." Andrea said.
"Opps! I'm a bit late!" Saria appeared right beside Andy. "I am the forest sage! Willow, Link! How nice to see you two! Thank you for restoring me by defeating the boss of the forest temple! Take this token, and my power will be with you!"
Link got a green medal the size of his head, he slipped it into his pouch. "And Link, why don't you ever call me with the song?" Link scratched the back of his head. We ended up being in front of the temple before he could answer. Sona was sleeping on the staircase, "Sona!"
He got up and flew down to us, "shrimps are back!"
"I wonder what that medallion does, I mean. Do you feel any stronger Link?"
"Nope."
"Then how are we having a share of their power! I give up trying to solve that mystery."
"Look its Ganon!" Chi said pointing towards the maze.
Kate panicked as she ran down the staircase and leapt across the maze. "That's not nice to tease her like that, Chi."
"I know it's not nice, but funny!"
We all nodded in agreement, it was quite funny how Kate was scared of one man.
Kate: Sorry for taking so long to update! I had a case of writer's block and laziness! Plus I was out of town! I hope the random scene will make it all up!
Erika: Yay! One temple down!
Andrea: A lot more to go!
Erika: Kate and Ganon sitting in a x.X
Kate: -whistles- I didn't stab Erika!
Erika: X.X
Andrea: Hey she's awake! I was worried when you fell asleep! You've been sleep typing!
Kate: O.O what the?
Erika: Interesting O.O
Andrea: Hoped you enjoyed it!
Erika: This chapter's guests are... Meowzi and Drum roll please.. Oh someone who's name I forgot.
RANDOM SCENE OF STUPIDITY!
Turtles and Emos to go!
Kate:
I am so bored... Bored.. Been sitting around this stupid fortress jail for ever! Been at least three days, why did they have to take my hookshot! And not Links! I was so mad. Andrea was clapping hands with Chi and Erika was just lying around. "Who's bored?"
"I am!" Andrea and Chi declared.
"I wonder who are those two people in the corner over there?" Erika pointed to two people in cloaks sitting in the corner.
"Yo! Who are you?" I called down to them. The one stood up and took the cloak off. It was a cat person, I thought this was one of the last places I'd see a cat. It was a female cat person with, navy fur and big pink eyes. It was wearing a black tunic that matched Erika's exactly. "A cat person, hey. Are you cat woman? Aren't you suppose to be in tights?"
"I'm not cat woman! My name is Meowzi!"
"Well come join the insanity in this corner.." I invited her.
"Sure!"
"Who's that?" Erika pointed to another cloaked figure.
"That's Piro, one of the weirdest people."
"BEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHE FIRE! BEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!" The cloaked figure said.
"And that's what Piro only says..."
"BEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHE FIRE! BEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!"
"And Kate! I am your guy's biggest fan! Can I travel with your group please please!"
"Um, position of talking animal is filled, sorry. Maybe in another one.."
"You mean there's more of them coming?"
"Ya.. Been planning the sque... What the hell are you doing Erika?"
Erika had one hand on top of the other, moving her thumbs in circles. "Turtle, turtle, turtle.." She made her hand look like a bird. "Emo!"
"That looks fun!" I gave it a shot. And so did Meowzi.
"Turtle, Turtle, Turtle.. EMO!" We all said, Andrea and Chi looked at us with weird looks.
"To many hours in the cell..." Andrea commented.
"BEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHE FIRE! BEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!"
Kate: YAY!
Erika: Thank you goes to a French horn player that showed
us the turtle thing, After spending to many hours on the happy bus.
:)
Andrea: Weird O.O
Meowzi: Wow! I'm in the chat thing after! I feel special!
Piro: BEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHE FIRE! BEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!
Kate: O.O And people call me weird!
