Kate: Don't feel bad about reviewing, I've read so many stories and never reviewed them. Maybe I should start -hands paper to Erika-

Erika: -reads paper- Kate says, hi new people. And yes she's seen Return of Ganondorf, about three hundred times before she even wrote this story. She says thanks for saying the story is stupid, as she says, "a little stupidity can go a long way..."

Andrea: That was lame, and what about a fire temple?

Kate: There is no fire temple, there is the stone temple!

Andrea: Oh...

Erika: Thank you for the reviews guys, and here's chapter twenty. Wow twenty all ready...

Chapter Twenty

Kate:

We had one temple done, the next one, I worried about. We were at Kakoriko village, just waiting around. Link was at the shooting gallery trying to win a bigger quiver. I got kicked out for winning ten times in a row. I guess I was driving them to bankruptcy or something. Link finally got out of the gallery.

"Oh my goddesses!" A girl screamed from a distance as Link got out. Our attention was directed to a woman standing by the old house near by. She just wore a simple purple short skirt and a white sleeve less top. Her brown hair was tied back, her brown eyes just focused on Link. She looked around Link's age, just by the looks in her eyes I knew one thing. I wouldn't be the only person with a stalker.. Yes! She ran to us and grabbed onto Link's arm, Link's cheeks turned red. He moved his arm but the girl still hung tight. "You're the hottest guy ever! I will never let you get away!" She made her grip on Link even tighter.

"Get her off of me!" Link said.

"Erika, help me pull, you take that leg." I told her. We each grabbed one leg and pulled, and pulled. The girl refused to let go, we stopped pulling. We might pull his arm out of the joint, then Hyrule would be doomed. "Who are you?" I tapped her on the shoulder.

She turned around, "my name is Maggie!" Link had sweat pouring from his face.

"Maggie, why don't you get off Link. He looks pretty uncomfortable," Erika told the very weird girl.

"His name is Link! That is the cutest name! You're so cute!" Link was now a cherry red, his expression just said, get her off of me. "So Link, how many children do you want? Thirty? Twenty? Ten?"

"Can you get off of my neck, your choking me." Maggie was hanging of his neck, she finally let the poor guy go. "You're a nice girl, but I really have to go to the mountain. Can you let go of my leg?" Maggie had a hold of his leg, "please?"

"If I let go of you, then you'll go away! And I'll never see you again!"

"Did you know Link has a twin brother, named Pink. He's over there, and mind you... He's a lot hotter." I whispered into Maggie's ear. She let go of Link and ran towards where I pointed.

"Let's get out of here!" Erika said, she didn't have to tell Link. He was already half way up the mountain. I looked over, she was walking to us. We started running, and we ran so far. And f or so long, I think she couldn't find us. Wow three minutes and we were at Goron city.. It was empty.

"Hello?" I yelled. "Hello?" Something the said back. "I said Hello first! Anyone home?"

"I said hello first! Anyone home?"

I couldn't believe it! Someone was mocking me! "Someone is mocking me!"

"Someone is mocking me!"

"Kate, that's your echo..." Erika told me.

"Oh!"

"Hey Link's talking to some Goron down there! It seems a bit empty here..." Andrea said, leaning over the edge. She was right, I looked around not one Goron was around. I knew everything was fine, they were about to be feed to a dragon. And we get a big hammer, at least Link does..

We ran down the stair case towards Link, there he was in a new red tunic! I wanted a red tunic! "But Link I want a heat resist tunic!" I whined.

"Sorry I don't have them..." Link said.

"Someone say my name?" A Goron came up behind Link. "My name is Link also, who do you wish to speak to?"

"You're name is also Link?" Erika asked.

"This Goron was named after Link, Erika.."

"Oh!"

"Yes?" Link the Goron said.

"What your name is also Erika!" Andrea asked.

"Yes it is! My name is... Link Erika Andrea Kate Darunia! Cool name! It's the coolest by far!"

"Let's just step away from the Goron and run!" I said out loud to myself, I took off running.


Erika:

Kate's actions caught everyone on surprise. The Goron came up to me, "you're pretty."

"I.. I.. Better go after Rade!" I took off running, Andrea followed. Link looked around, "I better go to the fire temple..."

"What Fire Temple?" Andrea asked, a hint of happiness in her eyes.

"The fire temple that's in the mountain." Link told Andrea as we ran after Kate.

"Wait, there's a temple with fire!" Andrea said with a hint of mischief in her eyes. Chi got out of the pouch.

"You mean we're going to thee fire temple! The one with lava, fire bats, fire walls, fire doors, fire beasts, fire boots, fire hammers, and fire!" She turned a bright white in excitement. "I WANT TO GO! Lets go Willow!" Chi started tugging on Andrea's sleeve, they both started speeding up, almost meeting Kate who was at a broken bridge.

Andrea soon fell down, I was sweating the heat was getting to me. Last thing I saw was Kate swooping Andrea and running to me, everything turned black.


Andrea:

I woke up, I was lying on the ground. I got up and looked around, it was the same place I was before. There was the broken bridge that led to the fire temple! Kate was sitting on the beam, she was now in an over sized red tunic. I looked down, I had a red tunic also on. I looked at Erika, who was blacked out but she also had a red tunic like Links. It didn't feel hot anymore, Kate got up and walked over to me. "Finally your up! I forgot that we all needed fire tunics to survive down here. To bad mine's extra large, I have to wear it over my armor! Damn Goron shop and running out of my size. I want you to stay behind.. With Erika."

"Why?"

"You'll prove to be inconvenient!"

"I promise, I won't be side tracked...much..." Kate rolled her eyes.

"Well someone has to go with Erika, she's a Zora. She won't stand one minute in that temple, even with the fire tunic. She'll shrivel up in seconds.. Chi?"

"No way! I want to go in the fire temple and see the fire!"

"Navi? Will you?" Kate looked over at Link. Navi didn't come out. "Link, where's Navi?" Link shrugged, "I haven't seen her in the longest time... So who's going to stay with Erika, Sona is still at the forest sleeping. I'm amazed how much that bird sleeps... I guess we leave her with Link."

"Hey! I want to go into the temple and save Hyrule!"

"Not you, the other Link. Let's say 'Goron Link'." Kate turned around facing the exit to the city. "LINK!" She screamed at the top of her lungs.

"What?" Link looked puzzled, "don't need to yell."

"Not you, the other Link!"

"Ok! OK! Chill!"

The fat Goron came, "yes?"

"Can you take the Zora back to the city and make sure she doesn't come to the fire temple?" Kate asked.

"Will do!" The Goron picked up Erika and walked to the city.

"Can we go to the fire temple now!" I whined.

"Ok," Kate grabbed me and tossed me over the bridge.

"ACK!" I got up on the other side, "what was that for!"

"I had to get you over some how, now wait there." Link first used his hookshot on the one beam and came across, Kate did the same thing after. "Look who's here, Sheik you're on the wrong side!" Kate yelled, to Sheik who was on the other side of the bridge. I walked to the end of the bridge when a fire wall appeared. Fire!

"The fire temple lies before you!" Sheik yelled over to us. "Here's the song of the fire!" Did I just hear, 'the song of fire!' I ran to the edge of the bridge with my flute ready. Sheik played a few notes, we played back to him. When we were done, it echoed all around. Sheik disappeared with a bunch of flames surrounding him, fire...

"We should get going," Kate said. She didn't have to remind me or Chi twice we ran to the entrance. "Andrea wait!" Kate called running after us, with Link close behind. I went down the ladder and went through the door. It was nothing special, some doors on the sides, but fire bats! One flew towards me, I held my hand out ready to pet it. Fire bat... It fell to the ground as a dagger struck it. Kate held my wrist with one hand and sliced the bat with her other. "Andrea be careful, it was ready to attack you."

"But I wanted to pet it!" I whined.

"You can pet an ice one later.." But ice is so boring! I heard a yell that came from behind us. Link made a huge thud as he landed on the ground on his butt. He got up and rubbed his sore butt.

"I slip on the ladder..." Link blushed a bit, I guess that put a dent in his pride.

We all walked into the room, there was lava.. LOTS OF LAVA! Then there was FIRE! Shooting from the LAVA! I was in heaven! I got loose from Kate's grip and ran towards the lava! "I'm coming for you fire!" I jumped off the edge, I was so close, but then I stopped moving! I could feel the heat on my foot, I started moving up. Kate had be by one arm, Link was pulling her by the waist. They got me up, they both flew back, Kate landing on Link and Link on his sore bum. Link turned a cherry red and scattered to his feet, he looked at the other side to hide his face.

A fat Goron was on the other side waved to us. I remember him as the weird dancing Goron. "SWORN BRO! WAS UP? I AM DOING FINE! CAN YOU GET A BIG HAMMER FOR ME PLEASE? GANON'S MEN TOOK THE GORONS AND PUT THEM IN CAGES HERE! IF YOU CAN GET THEM I'D BE IN YOUR DEBT! RIGHT NOW I SHALL SACRIFICE MYSELF FOR NO REASON BY TAKING ON THE DRAGON!" The Goron went into the room. That was weird, I had to admit.

A blast of fire came beside us, "fire..." I bent over to touch it, it felt so nice. Warm fire...

"Andrea!" Kate snapped, "you're sleeve is on fire!"

Fire... Kate started patting the fire on the sleeve out with her gloves. Aw.. no more fire... FIRE! SO MUCH FIRE! I went closer to the edge but Kate grabbed my collar. "No you aren't. Here Link, you take care of her.. I'll go to the door on the right. Get the Gorons here and go to the door on the bottom. I'll meet you at the lobby after." Kate ran out of the room.

Link held me, "just my luck..." I smiled, but soon gazed at the fire. Kate came back with an empty jar in her hand. "I almost forgot!" She opened the jar, "Oh Chi.." Chi came out, "there's fire in the jar!" Chi flew right in, Kate put a cork in the top. "We can't have this fairy flying freely, I'll take her." Chi banged on the glass.

"Don't take me away from the fire!" Chi yelled, Kate left the room with her.

FIRE! I tried to get out of Link's arms, but his grip was to strong. "I want to go see the fire!"

"You can see it after... Promise.." Link said as we jumped across the room on platforms. "But I want to pet the lava now!" I whined, Link rolled his eyes.

Link had to put me on the ground to open the door we came across. I ran towards the edge, "FIRE!" I heard a few notes playing, I was soon back on the edge. That was weird, Link was staring at me with his jaw hanging.

"You were just in the lava, then you're here?" I had to admit lava was a bit hot, FIRE!

We were in a room with pillars all around. I noticed a FIRE bat on the ground I ran towards it. Passing two pillar things. Link ran after me, but a wall of fire appeared. He fell backwards, he tried to go near but a fire wall would appear. He went to the next one beside it and tried to go through them. But when he got near, a fire wall appeared. Link sighed as he tried to find a way through the maze. FIRE! I went up to a wall and touched it. Pretty fire...


Kate:

I was waiting for everyone, the megaton hammer on the ground next to me. Where was Link and Andrea... A door behind we opened, Link came stumbling out. His clothes were burned to a crisp and Andrea seemed happy. "FIRE!" Link had her by the collar, he brought her in front of me. "Here, you can have her..."

"I know how to handle this..." I got a rope from my pouch. I got it off of Erika, I knew it would be useful. I took Andrea and wrapped the rope around her waist. Then did a triple double fisherman's knot to keep it there. There was a end about a meter long, so it was somewhat like a leash. Andrea tried to get away but I had the hold of the leash. "Link get the key?" He threw a huge key on the floor. "I guess we go and kill the dragon now."

We were in the main room, the boss door was across from us. Andrea tried to run off the edge but of course the leash stopped her. One for Kate, zero for Andrea. We went into the boss room, everything was quiet... "It's sure quiet in here," Link said.

"A little too quiet.." The floor started to rumble. A dragon came from a hole, it flew around in circles. "Oh my..."

"FIRE DRAGON! Can I pet it?"


Kate: O.O ...

Andrea: Speak Kate o.O

Kate: ...

Erika: She isn't talking? Maybe she's doing a protest.

Kate: -shakes head- !

Andrea: What is it?

Kate: -writes on paper- "can't speak, lost voice!"

Erika: Ok, umm hoped you enjoyed it. And this chapter's random scene has lots of guests :)

RANDOM SCENE OF STUPIDITY!

Happy New Day Party Part 1

Erika:

Kate and I worked on the guest list for the happy new day party we were going to have, at the ranch. It was a huge event that I came up with.. We had nothing better to do, we had seven days to wait around, till the Goron fixed that sword. Kate read the list out one more time.

"Nayorin, RueNeko, Kittyneko, Dark Angel's Tear, Doshi, Hoshi, Piro, Meowzi, superdave, Ruto and Maggie. Sounds right."

Our first guest came, Nayorin. She had came running, right towards Link. She jumped on him and wouldn't let go of him. "HI LINKY!" She said, Link didn't look to un comfortable. "I missed you my Linky!"

"Link want some help?" Andrea asked.

Link chuckled, "no, I'm fine. I'm used to all this attention from the ladies." He smiled, he was finally realizing all this attention was a good thing.

A girl came in, with a huge name tag saying 'RueNeko' on it. I couldn't believe it, how did a girl who sat behind Kate in science class end up here. "Hi Ren!" Kate said, waving her hand. RueNeko looked at her oddly, "who are you?"

"It's me, Kate! I'm not that different!"

"You don't look like her!" She examined Kate closely.

"I got 103 on a physics assignment."

"It is you!"

Kate's clone, Kittyneko, and my clone, Hoshi came. Hoshi looked at me, "stop copying me!" She said to me.

"You copied me first!" I snapped back.

"You copied her!" Kitty budded in.

The little bird man or Doshi came. He carried another book in his hands. He came to me, "here you go."

I opened it, not another copy of tale of two cities! Piro and Meowzi soon came. "BEHEHHEHEHEHEHE! FIRE! BEHEHHEHEHEHHEHEHE!" Piro said randomly as usual. Meowzi slapped him in the back of the head, "just be quiet, already! Listened to you for to long in that cell... KATE!" She ran up to Kate, "can I join the group now?"

"Sorry but I've told you, talking animal position is taken.."

Maggie, not her! And Ruto came to the party. They both ran to Link, they turned red at seeing Nayorin hanging off of him. They both grabbed his arms. "LINK'S MINE! I SAW HIM FIRST!" Ruto cried as she tugged on his left arm.

"No he's mine!" Maggie protested, pulling on his right arm.

"No, Linky is mine! MINE!" Nayorin said as she started tugging on his tunic. All three girls were tugging Link, I felt sorry for him.

"He promised to marry me!" Ruto whined.

"I claim him as mine!" Maggie said.

"I married him, so.. He's mine!" Nayorin added in. The two girls looked at Nayorin.

"You mean he's hitched?" Ruto asked. Nayorin nodded and wrapped her arms around the blushing Link. "WAH! Cheater!" Ruto said as she ran off.

"I don't care, he's still cute!" Nayorin gave Maggie an icy glare.

"I don't think you'll care if you're dead!" She said in a low voice.

"hey i haven't been mentioned much.." andrea whined.. "wait where did all the capital letters go? ack!"

"all the capitals are gone!" everyone panicked.

"it twas i! superdave! all your capitals belong to me! wuahahaha!


cheesy narrator: will the capitals be saved? will nayorin kill maggie? will andrea be mentioned in a random scene? will they ever be able to do the count down?

kate: .. i really need to get these capitals back...

erika: nice cheesy narrator...

andrea: i think it adds to the drama.. o.o

dun dun duh!