Kate: Thank you for the reviews... -Taps foot fast-

Erika: What are you so excited about?

Kate: Jade Empire! Is at the store on hold! At this moment I want to go and get it so I can play it!

Andrea: If you go play it, then you won't be writing?

Kate: I'll still be writing :O Come on it's almost over... -Cries-

Erika: Ya -Sniffle- ... -Cries-

Andrea: Here's chapter Twenty-Four... -Cries-

Chapter Twenty Four

Andrea:

"Remind us again why we're here?" Erika asked. We were standing in the temple of time. Kate insisted we'd go in here to go to the next temple.

"I'll explain this again. Link puts the sword in the pedestal and we'll go back seven years to when he was a kid..." Kate said making hand gestures towards the pedestal.

"And why would we want to do that?"

Kate hit herself on the forehead. "So we can go get the lenses of truth.. So then we can do the Shadow Temple..."

"So why can't we get them right now?"

"We're obviously too big.. And besides we can't trust Andrea to go alone... So with her and Link small, they can do it."

"Hey! I could get those lenses no problem! I'm not that stupid!"

"Fire.." I looked around.

"Where's the fire? FIRE! WHERE!"

"My point.. And besides with Link down there.. He may get over his phobia.."

"What phobia? I'm not scared of nothing!" Link said in his defense.

"Then you'll be ok if we go to the Shadow temple?" Kate lifted an eyebrow.

"Shadow Temple?" Link looked puzzled.

"The temple in the grave yard of course!" Link turned cold at the mentioning of 'Grave Yard'. "It's full of undead.. Zombies, ghost... Spiders.. Evil hand things that grab you from the ceiling and do nasty stuff to you."

Link's eye started to twitch. "What's wrong Link? Scared?" I asked. He looked a bit freaked..

"No.. I'm not. Let's get those lenses!"

"Put the Master Sword into the pedestal then.." Kate said, she was tapping her foot while waiting.

"So, how is it that if he puts the sword back in the pedestal we'll go back seven years? That is against the nature of Physics! I mean time travel like that is unheard of."

"Erika, stop saying stuff goes against sciences and that! You point to a Goron and say it's impossible for them to eat rocks... Just put the sword in the pedestal and let's get those lenses!"

Link walked up to the pedestal and held the Master Sword with two hands above it. With a yell he drove the blade downwards.. The floor below us turned into light, everything went white. When I came too, Link was small and holding onto the Master Sword. Erika was standing to the right of me.. Where was Kate?


Kate:

Great, out of all places to go back in time too.. We had to pick the moment where I was kidnapped by Ganon and we were chasing Zelda on his horse. Why here! WHY! I looked up, there Ganon was uglier then he was in the present, which we came from. I had to admit, he did look better with the long hair and whole cape deal. I had to make my move, so I could get back to everyone. Using my slow motion thinking and fast feet.. I kicked Ganon in the face and rolled off the horse. I went crashing into the ground... I will never do that off a horse ever again, I rubbed my sore shoulder. The galloping stopped, I looked up... Ganon turned the horse and was looking at me. I think is when I start running...

I turned around and started heading towards the castle at full speed. I knew he could catch me easily.. Him having a horse and all. He made his horse go right beside me. Oh French fires! French-fries! I couldn't run any faster, at any moment he'll try to grab me. Then I forgot, I had that stupid temple song! Yes! I get to be free! Ganon leaned over and tried to grab me, I just moved over to the right. Still running at full speed I took my harp out and played the song. The one song... TO RULE THEM ALL!(Legendary Frogs Line in the One Ring to Rule them all.. So it isn't mine) I put the harp away and waited to become the yellow light thing. Everything turned yellow... Sucker!


Erika:

"So Kate is somewhere else.. Now what are we suppose to do seven years in the past?" I said, while pacing back and forth.

"Also where's that lazy bird and Navi? I don't see them much anymore.." Andrea said, she was staring at the red Goron gem on the pedestal.

"If we wait, she'll probably come.. I want to be an adult again.." Link said, he sat on the pad with the Triforce on it.

"It's not like Kate to be late. Or at least school wise.. Not one late yet..."

"I want to go back to band! I was going to be the section leader!" Andrea whined.

"School? Band?" Link looked puzzled.

Link always questioned us when we brought something up from our real lives. I wonder, was this the time to actually tell him the truth? "Andrea can you come over here?" Andrea walked over to me. "Do you think we should tell him the whole truth? We've known him for a long time and I bet he'd understand." I whispered into her ear.

"Meh, why not.."

A yellow light came into the temple, followed by a huge thud. And a huge howl of pain from Link. We turned to see Kate lying on top of Link. She gave us a cheesy smile as she jumped to her feet and brushed herself off. "Sorry Link! You were in the wrong spot at the wrong time."

"Kate, do you think we should tell Link the whole truth now?" I asked Kate.

"About how I'm half Oompa-Loompa!"

I had no clue what she was talking about... "Huh?"

"Oh nothing..." Kate rolled eyes back. "It's ok, let's tell him.. It's not like he's going to believe us."

"What truth?" Link looked us all.

"We aren't from this world.." I said first.

"What? That's impossible considering I've been Willow's friend for my whole life! And you are clearly a Zora and you're a Sheikah!"

"Well we come from somewhere called Earth.. We were playing this video game then we got stuck in it.. This world you live in is a giant video game.." Kate said. Link was looking confused.

"What's a video game?"

"I think we should drop this topic.." Link was really looking confused. "We should tell him later on..." Kate, Andrea and I walked out of the temple, Link stood there for a moment then ran to us.

We were at the well, Kate emptied it with her one song. Link stood shaking, he held onto Andrea's arm tightly.

"Do I have to go in there.." Link pointed a trembling finger at the crawl space.


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Yep! Don't worry Link, it only has giant flying heads and zombies. You'll be fine with Andrea, just avoid any zombies." Kate said.

Andrea went through the crawl space, Link's legs were shaking. "What are you so scared of? Go on Link.." I said, he wasn't going to budge. Kate went into my pack and brought out some rope, she looked at Link. He started to back up onto the wall. She grabbed him and wrapped him up in the rope. She slid him into the crawl space, then moved a fairly heavy boulder beside it to the front.

"There! You can't come out till you two get the lens of truth!" Kate wiped her hands, "so? Shall we go and explore the village?"

I shrugged, "might as well." We climbed up the ladder.


Andrea:

"Come on Link, lets just get this over with. Is it me or does this place give you the creeps?" I said out loud.

Chi came out of my pouch, "it sure does."
Link was shivering and biting his nails. "I don't ... want... to ... go... any...further!"

"What's gotten into him... Isn't he suppose to be filled with courage?" Chi commented. Chi flew behind him and tapped his shoulder. Link jumped and landed a few feet away. "A little jumpy are we?" Chi giggled. "BOOO!" Link turned white as he fainted. "Ok, that guy has something with the undead."

"He sure does... Why don't we go ahead, nothing much can happen to him. I think."

"Let's leave him here, to somewhere!" Chi pointed in the direction forward.


Kate:

I thought I heard Navi's voice, I swear I did. "Erika do you hear that?"

"Hear what?"

"Shh, listen." A small squeaky voice came from the windmill near by.

"I can hear it, it sounds like Navi?"

"Want to see what she's doing there, we have a long time." Erika nodded, I took out the Long Shot. That I 'borrowed' off Link, he didn't need it anyway. I aimed for the small wooden post, "Erika get a hold." Erika wrapped her arms around my neck, I can already tell what will happen. I fired, the chain went onto the log post. I heard a click then we started to be wheeled in towards the windmill. Erika was choking me, we ended up in the windmill. We quietly went up the stairs, we heard Navi and Sona talking.

Sona was watching everyone in the village below him, Navi was sitting on the edge with him. "I can't stand those shrimps we have to travel with! Hello! Have they ever heard of our feelings and needs! Hell no! We keep going on, and they won't let me sleep! I've helped plenty on the quest!" Sona said, that owl was such self centered.

"I know exactly what you mean! Like come on! They won't get me a bottle of water out, and they actually expect me to help them with advise. I have no clue what's going on, I wish they'd say.. Hi Navi, what could I do for you?"

"Even better, a shrimp going. Hi master, what can I bring you to eat!"

"I like how you think! They don't treat us with no respect. Especially that silver haired girl!" What! What did I do? "She shows no respect, like the rest of them. And that Chi! I could just !"

"That silver hair girl forced me to come with her. Then that fish is making me full fill my life debt, like I have one!"

"You know what, we'd make a great team." Navi looked at Sona, "I think I'm in love."

Sona looked at Navi, the look in each of their eyes made me want to hurl. But at the same time, I couldn't hold it in. Sona and Navi! I fell onto the floor and tried my best not to laugh, Erika covered my mouth. "Did you hear something?" Sona looked our way, but we crept out of view. "I guess not.. Now were we.."

Erika and I got out of the windmill, and walked a few meters before I had to give in. I went onto the ground and started laughing, I think I laughed for ten minutes straight. I got the odd glaze and Erika stood beside me shaking her head. "A fairy and an owl! I could never see it! Imagine what their kids will look like! I thought Donkey and Dragon's kids were impossible!"

"Kate, your making a fool of yourself, stop laughing!"


"Sorry I can't help it!"

Andrea came up from the well, dragging a scared Link. He was white as a ghost. "Time for the Shadow Temple then!" Link fainted, "was it something I said?"


Andrea:

After traveling to the future we went to the village. Something was wrong, the houses were on fire, and everyone was in a panic. I saw Sheik near the well, Link ran towards him. "The evil has been released from the well. Link you must go to the shadow temple. Here's the song written on this, I have to get going! Before this thing attacks me!" Sheik started to run, I thought he was suppose to stay. Sheik was lifted off the ground and whirled around a bit then was thrown to a wall. "Ow! My head!" Sheik stood up holding his head, he turned the other way and ran out of the village. Link fainted, he really had a problem with the undead.

"This has changed so much from the original game. Link was the one suppose to be thrown.. And he's not suppose to be afraid of the undead."

"Your scared of Ganon..." Erika said.

"We all have our fears... Andrea is scared of water, Link the undead.. I am afraid of Ganon and your afraid of... I have no clue.. I guess you're the only person not scared of something. Let's head to the Shadow temple!"

"What about Link?" I pointed to the fainted Link.

"Erika will carry him."

"Great..." After traveling to the future After hours of dragging Link all the way through the Shadow Temple. Which proved to an almost impossible task... We were in a room, it was sort of a maze. Kate and Erika ran in opposite directions, leaving Link with me. He held onto my arm tightly as we walked slowly. Link tightened his grip, and I noticed my feet were off the ground. I saw a scared Link getting carried up by a hand monster. He was crying from pure fear, oh brother.. I used flare and the creature let both of us go, Link was on the ground and refused to budge. "Come on Link, we have to get moving." Wow, this guy just won't budge! "I'll leave you here by yourself..." Link got up on his feet soon, I saw Kate walk by. Link jumped at seeing Kate's shadow.

"What's wrong with him.. Cool I spoke an alliteration!" That was completely uncalled for. "Come on this way to the death cruise."

"Death... Cruise?" Link looked more frightened.

"Don't worry it will be easy, only some undead."

"Mommy..."

Kate had to pick up Link and drag him onto the boat, it was quite a sight. Link held onto the poll in the middle with all his might. "What ever you do Link, don't look over the edge. I don't want you to see all the dead souls that make the very waterway we are on.. So in other words there will be lots of undead coming abroad." Kate had defiantly became more evil and started playing mind games with people.

Two Skeletons came on board, Kate shot one in the head and crumbled. Erika took down the other with ease. Link gripped the mast even harder as we fought.

After the ride and a few rooms later. We were at the boss room. "Can I have the lens please, only one of us can take down the creature. And with Link out of service, I'm the only one with a bow and sword. And we need both to take down this guy." Kate put on her new hover boots we all got. Funny how there were four pairs of Hover boots for all of us. Kate took the lenses and went into the hole, "bye!"


Kate:

I finally got to do a boss on my own. I got my bow out and the lens ready. The floor, which was a drum. Two hands started to bang the drum, this was fun! The beating got faster and faster before Bongo Bongo appeared. He disappeared again, I backed up and got ready to shoot both arrows at his hands. The right hand came at me first, I shot the arrow and got him. The second hand came at me, again I hit it. The red thing on Bongo's body showed up, I shot it then charged at him. I brought out my sword and started slicing him.

I heard a yell from above and saw Link go to the ground. Looks like my plan worked, he got over his fear of the undead. "Here ya go Link!" I threw him the lens. This was going to be fun!


Kate: YAY! We're in the shadow temple...

Andrea: Where's the fire!

Erika: That thing was totally uncalled for Kate...

Kate: I know :D

Andrea: Here's the random scene and our guest is .. Ranma.

RANDOM SCENE OF STUPIDITY!

Five Situations In Zelda

1. Running out of Arrows.

This is Ranma, wave Ranma to all your fans! This is Bongo Bongo, he is the big bad evil Shadow Temple boss. Now we place both in the Shadow Temple's boss room. Now give Ranma a bow, with no arrows left and a tiny plastic sword. Now let Bongo out of his cage.. Good luck Ranma. Let's see what's happening!

Ranma is running around the drum trying to avoid the two hands. Don't worry Ranma! Shoot! Wait you have no arrows, my bad. Here take these arrows! The arrows fell right in front of Ranma but fell off.. Oops.. Watch out Ranma! Ooo! He was just hit and is now falling into an internal pit of darkness. Maybe next time Ranma!

2. When your horse refuses to go anywhere.

This is Ranma, he broke his arm while fighting Bongo Bongo. This is Epona, a beautiful mare. Now let's put Ranma on Epona and put them in the Gerudo Valley. Let's see if they will make the jump over the valley!

Ranma has Epona backed up.. Now they're running at full speed towards the gap! They're going to make it! I can feel it! What's this! Epona has come to stop at the edge and has sent Ranma flying off her back! Now he's falling into the water below! OOO! That has to hurt!

3. Being a Male in the Gerudo Fortress.

This is Ranma, who has his one arm and leg broken. Silly jumped off a cliff. This is a Gerudo with very very big pointy sharp swords. Now lets put them into a small room.

Ranma is doing nicely, he has avoided the swords for ten minutes now. The Gerudo shows no signs in giving up! Hold in there Ranma! Ouch! That has to hurt! The Gerudo got her knee into Ranma's gut! Now the Gerudo is dragging him into a cell where he'll spend the rest of his days in!

4. Forgetting your water tunic.

This is Ranma, he has suffered so much already. But he's ready to go on! Now let's put Iron boots on him and send him to the bottom of the lake shall we?

Ranma is showing signs of panic. He seems to be gripping his throat and turning blue. What a good sport not complaining one bit! What's this! He's stopped moving, don't worry people, our fairy will restore him back to life. Now he's back, and panicking again! What a good sport!

5. When old magic hags attack.

This is Ranma, he has been through so much, he wants to go through more! Don't shake your head at me! This is Lilly, the old hag from the magic shop. Ranma has supposedly cheated her with fake rupees. She won't take this!

Look at Ranma go, he's running really fast. And that old hag is right on his tail. This is amazing, she is defining the laws of old age! Look at her go, she's shaking her cane at poor Ranma! Run Ranma! Run!

Wasn't Ranma a good sport! This was Five situations in Zelda brought to you by Kate Productions. Writing Stupidity since December! That's all folks!


Kate: Hoped you enjoyed it :D Chapter Twenty-Five is in the works -Laughs Evilly-