Kate: -Laying out blue prints and hitting head on the desk- This has to be unique!
Erika: What the? What's this for?
Kate: O.O It's the next chapter.. The final battle...Ya...
Erika: O.O Already there! BUT BUT!
Andrea: I don't want this to end!
Kate: -.- And I get to be the big bad guy that ends this fic.. I was planning to make number 2 for some other game.. But I don't want mobs coming after me so... I might continue this into.. Majora's Mask. If you want me to continue this right away, say "Aye!"
Andrea: Aye! You must continue this!
Erika: Aye! O.o I'm afraid what people would do if you didn't continue this lol.
Kate: I do too.. Thanks for the reviews guys. And Rachel, I will finish this story, it's my baby! Well close enough! Glad you guys liked the Random Scene of Stupidity! I was having a hard time finishing it, I was laughing to myself hard lol! Here's chapter twenty five. Holy...
Chapter Twenty Five
Kate:
The fun always ended when the boss died and you got the medallion. Impa gave us a shiny purple medallion, I still wonder how they made Link 'stronger'. I thought to myself, how many temples were there left. We had the spirit temple left! YAY! That was the best by far, that means soon we'll be!
Erika walked along side me, scraping her two swords together. Link, who was still as white as a ghost, walked behind me. Andrea was skipping on ahead, throwing small flames from her hands, and Chi flying around them. "I always find walking to be relaxing.." I said, "One temple left then we can go home.." I cracked my neck, that felt sooo good!
"We're almost done! Aw! I like it here! No homework, job, band or anything. I was just starting to like it! You have to wonder if we can even get back after this! We may just end up in this place forever.." Erika did have a point. I think all of us have grown attached to this video game. It wasn't a video game anymore; it was ten times better. I do too wonder if we ever get to go home, I don't care! I'm stuck in my most favorite video game! I smiled, no Trevor! "I couldn't care if we back or not... I'd rather not be twenty one and be in grade ten anyway.. And no Tale of Two Cities! Yes! The book isn't evil, just the questions..."
"The book is evil! The book is evil! The questions were inspired because of the book! Get a grip on reality Erika!" I started to shake Erika, violently.
"Kaaatttteeeee! Stttooooopppp shaaakkkkiiinnnng me!" She brought up her sword and got me right through the gut. Ow, that really hurt. I fell to the ground, a fairy healed me in seconds.
"I don't want to go back! I still have to finish my social project... Wait, it's seven years over due! YAY!"
"I never want to go back!" Andrea declared while walking backwards in front of us. "This place is heaven! I can make fire from saying flare!" A small flame came up on her palm.. Yes this game was a pyros heaven. "Fire..."
"So where are we going to again?" Erika asked, picking up her pace a bit.
"To Gerudo fortress, m'lady. The last temple is located there." I started to walk faster.
"That's the place with all the woman right?" Erika went into a slow jog.
"Yep! I know Link will enjoy being there the most." I went into a fast run, Erika went into a fast run also.
"What about me? What!" Link called out, then he sighed. He picked up Andrea and started to run behind Erika and I.
We reached Gerudo Valley and Erika and I leaned against the rock panting. "Good run, old chap. You always beat me.. But one day I swear I'll be faster then you!"
Erika snickered, "when I'm dead maybe." She walked towards the edge, and looked down. "That's quite a fall..." I walked slowly behind Erika and gave her a small push forward. She went tumbling down the cliff, "KATE!" She went into a dive position in a spilt second and went into the river below. That did look fun, but I was too lazy to get wet. I kneeled over the edge looking down at the river below. I was paying no attention to what was going on behind me.
"Boo!" I turned around. Erika was dripping wet and didn't look to happy. She gave me an evil smile, I gulped. She shoved her sword through my torso. I gripped the blade with my two hands and fell over the edge. "Bye Bye Kate." She waved to me as I fell down. WEEEEEEE! I'm falling!
Erika:
That was great! I felt all the anger flush through me! I have to do that more often. Link came around the corner holding Andrea, he put her on the ground and fell onto it. "Anyone... have water...?" He asked, he was breathing heavily.
Kate came around the corner, she was all wet. She still had a sword through her torso. She grabbed Link by the collar and was dragging him to the edge. "You want water! Here have all the water you want!" She was about to toss him over, I ran over and gave her a light tap. She lost her footing but recovered, "Ha!" I moaned, "didn't get me hahaha!" I gave her a shove, she went over the edge. I laughed to myself.
Kate came back, she ripped the sword from her chest. She wasn't happy, "here catch!" She threw the sword over the edge, "go get your sword..." That was mean! "Charge!" Kate screamed in a high pitch voice as she ran towards me. I took a step to the right and she ran past me over the edge.
"Get my sword while your down there!" I called down to her as she went into the water.
"So why are you letting Kate go over the edge, over and over again?" Andrea asked.
"For fun! She needs to get my sword anyway.." Kate came back, dragging her sword.
"Truce?" She said holding out her hand.
"Truce!" I shook her hand. With my free hand I whacked her in the shoulder, she lost her balance and there she fell again!
"ERIKA!" She screamed as she went down the cliff again.
"Sorry!" I turned around, "maybe we shouldn't stay by the edge..."
Kate returned and sat a few feet from the edge, mumbling something to herself.
"The bridge is broken, so how are we suppose to get over?" Link asked. He was right, the bridge was broken.
"We all climb on Link's back and he'll jump over it. And then we dress him like a girl..." Kate said.
"WHA! Did I hear you right?"
"We'll ride a horse across..."
"I mean about me being dressed like a girl!"
"Yep! Only way we can be in the Gerudo's without fighting. They hate men, but you can pull off a woman probably. You have long hair, and such.. All you need is some proper clothing... Which I have! I got them off some Gerudos at the castle." Kate threw some purple clothes at Link and he caught them. A mini tube top that was purple and some puffy pants. Link turned red and gripped the clothes in a fist. "You have to wear them! Oh and these are for everyone else." Kate handed me the same suit as Link but it was green.
"Do these Gerudo's have any sense of pride in them left?" I asked holding the strange garment up. Kate handed Andrea a small white shirt and puffy pants. Kate got out some red clothes and ran behind the corner. I looked at the clothes, "might as well change..." I hid behind a rock so no one could see.
When I got the clothes on, I felt strange. My stomach was open to the world, and it felt cold. The puffy pants were a bit too puffy... I felt naked; maybe know I know how Kate felt in that armor. I came out, Link was red head to toe, Andrea was laughing along with Chi. Link just didn't have the figure for that outfit. His abs showed and he had not one curve, but the amazing part was his hat was off... His long blonde hair flowed past his ears, oh my.. Link was hot! I never saw him without the cap. This was something new. Kate came out and started to laugh right away. What ever she was wearing was worse then what I had on for sure. She had a red tube top with red shorts and sandals. What was with the weird clothing, she seemed to have bad luck with it.
"What are you looking at?" Kate asked, with all eyes on her. "Ok... I know it's a bit... Weird but someone had to wear this... It was the last one, does anyone else want to wear it?" No one raised their hands, I sure didn't want too. Kate called Epona and she came trotting by. "Let's go!"
Andrea:
After jumping the bridge, we found ours selves being interviewed by a Gerudo. She sat down on the wooden chair opposite of us. She looked at me, "you're a bit.. Small. We might have a spot for you in the kitchens, cleaning pots. What was your name again?"
"Kyla!" First thing that popped into my mind.
"Ok..." She looked at Erika and bit her nail. "Are you sure you're a person? You look more like a fish to me.."
"I'm a Zora, but I'm still female!"
"Judging by your two blades you can fight. Let me see... Here we go! You're going to be a guard at the temple." She looked at Link and raised an eyebrow. He started to sweat, she looked over him again. "You have the most perfect body I've seen around here! Those abs! The arms and legs! I bet you could be the best jail guard we'll ever have! Even better, I'm making you Ganon's servant! An honor most of us here at the fortress want! What was your name again?"
"Lin...Ow." Kate nudged him in the side.
"Lin! Wonderful name! Ganon will be glad to have a new servant to the twenty he already has." Why was Ganon so obsessed with Kate, when he had a whole tribe of woman drooling after him. "And what's your name fishie person, I forgot to ask you."
"Sally..." Erika replied dryly.
"And yours too!" She pointed to Kate.
"Amenia..." Kate slouched more in the chair, the Gerudo kept looking at her. Her mouth dropped, and she pointed a shaking finger at Kate. Kate looked at her, "something wrong?"
"Your... Your..."
"Great!" Kate slapped herself in the head.
The Gerudo went in front of Kate and started to worship her. "Oh please forgive me lady Rade! I didn't recognize you right away! I am honored to be in your presence! That reminds me, Lord Ganon has been looking for you. He will be thrilled to here of the news that you have showed up once again!"
Kate grabbed her arm, "please don't tell him... All I need to do is go to the Temple. That's it just the temple, then I'll be seeing Ganon."
"Yes m'lady! I shall get our best guide!" The Gerudo left the room all happy and such.
"I really don't want to see Ganon's face... Not yet anyway.. Let's go before they call him and I just want to get this over with." Kate got up and ran towards the window. "Come on! There's fire at the temple!" FIRE! I pushed Kate out of the window and dropped after.
"FIRE!" I ran through the sands, with all the Gerudos looking at me funny. I kept running and beyond the gate.
"What's her problem..."
Erika:
After begging for directions through the waste land, getting a song from Sheik and going back seven years. We were finally inside the spirit temple. A young teenage girl was sitting in the middle. She had long, red hair, bright red eyes and a perfect body. I wasn't joking, she did wear some odd clothes. On the ground was a picture of Ganon, Kate started to laugh to herself. "How can I live any longer when I gove love but it doesn't return back to me. How can I breath when I know the man I love doesn't love me. Oh loving hate! I wish I could just be held in his sweet arms." The girl said as she picked up the picture and hugged it.
"What's up Nabooru?" Kate called out to the girl. She looked up and then down.
"Oh the one that makes my heart hurt is here. Why come here and make me even sadder. I want to be left alone.." Nabooru turned around.
"Nabooru, for the last time, I don't like Ganon..."
"Then why are you with him!"
"Against my own will..."
"I can see in your eyes, you tell the truth. So the one I love may love me after all! I come to this temple to see if I can get the mirror shield. If I get that shield I'll be able to prove my worth and may become his wife!"
"That's great! You can help us defeat the Temple boss and I'll leave Ganon. Deal?"
"Yes! But I don't know how much I can help.. I'm too big to go into the crawl space to get the silver gauntlets you need."
"That's why we brought short people." Kate pointed to Andrea and Link.
"Do we have to go in there?" Link asked pointing to a the small dark crawl space.
"Yes, now get going.. There's fire on the other side..."
"FIRE!" Andrea grabbed Link by the hand and the two went into the crawl space.
"Erika, are you ready to do some climbing?"
"What? Up the statue?"
"It's faster, lets go!" Kate grabbed me by the hand and pulled me out of the temple. I looked up, that was quite the height... "Let's go!" Kate jumped onto the statue and started to scramble up. She came sliding back down. She tried again, same thing. She tried again and got a little faster. I started to climb it, the rock surface was quite smooth.
Andrea:
I petted the fire bat I caught earlier. I called it Spike, after a certain vampire on tv. Link quietly went around the pillar and cautiously walked a bit forward to the center. This was a pretty big room with a red carpet in the middle and columns around. Link back running to me, he pointed a finger towards the huge door. I looked over to see this huge thing in full armor. It stood up and looked over to us, I hid behind the pillar. The sound of metal clacking was heard throughout the room as it moved towards us. Link got out his sword, and I got my staff out. We came from behind the pillar, the thing bent over. It started to laugh, it fell onto its back and started to roll around. It crashed into a pillar, it's chest plate fell off. It ran into each and every pillar in the room, at that time all it's armor was off. Link went up and shoved his sword into the small stick figure that was beneath the armor. It turned to dust and the door opened.
"That was odd..."
Link nodded, we went into the next room. We were outside on a huge hand, in front of us, a big chest. Link opened it slowly, light came from it and he went to dig what ever was in it.
"BOOO!"
Erika popped out of the trunk wearing silver gauntlets. I was on the ground, that really caught me off guard. Link was white and not moving a muscle. Erika jumped from out of the chest, "I think I may have over done it... Oh well!"
"AHHH!"
We looked to where the scream came from. Nabooru was being sucked into a dark vortex. Two ugly ladies on brooms were crackling as they flew around her.
"Of course you can't be the wife of our lil Ganie!" The one in blue said.
"Our Ganie needs someone beautiful, strong minded and hard to get!" The one in red said.
"Like her!" The blue one pointed to Kate who was tapping her foot.
"Come dear! We can make you behave for Ganie." The red one flew towards Kate. Kate withdrew her bow and arrow and aimed for the witch's head. "We'll be back later to get you!" The two witches flew into the vortex with Nabooru. Kate shrugged and played the song to let her go to the light temple.
Kate:
"Link got the mirror shield ready?" I asked, getting my arrows ready.
Link brought the master sword and mirror shield. "Ready as I'll ever be!"
"Magic, Andrea? Erika got your swords ready? We all know the plan right!"
All of us nodded our heads, we charged into the room. There the two witches were, fighting over some scroll. "I say that blue flowers would look better! What do you think our slave." The blue one said.
Nabooru was strapped into a chair wearing a wedding dress. She looked as if she was tortured for so many years. "I think the blue flowers would compliment the dress."
"Red roses! Red is the best!"
"BLUE!"
Nabooru looked at us, "why don't you ask her.. Isn't it her wedding anyway?"
My eye started to twitch, I slowly backed up. Erika looked at me, and so did everyone. "I forgot that Ganon asked you to marry him.." Erika said.
I looked down, "I know... And now his mothers are here.."
"This is good! Rade, darling! Do you think red or blue would be better? And do you like the wedding dress!" The red one asked.
"I couldn't care less, I want purple flowers!"
"See what I mean! If we went into one, we could plan this a lot better with less fights!"
"That's the best idea you've had so far, sister!" The two witches spun around until there was the ugliest woman standing before us. She didn't wear much which was a shame, she had to pig tails. One was on fire, the other was ice cold. Twinrova, the most annoying boss of them all.. And ugliest by far. "Now, I think we could use the spirit temple for the ceremony..."
"There's going to be no wedding!" I shouted out, maybe the wrong thing to say.
"I've been planning this for seven years! And there will be a wedding! We'll force one! Nabooru, fight off slave!" Twin went into the room behind Nabooru.
Nabooru stood there, in a wedding dress. "They expect me to die, I don't think so... When they captured me they turned me into a wedding planner. A road I hope I don't have to travel again. Go kill them!" Nabooru ran down the hallway and stopped. "What's your name green boy?"
"Link..."
"That's a cute name for a cute hero! Chow!" Nabooru left out sight.
We entered the boss room. Twin was waiting for us. "Nabooru didn't do her job I see. I'll have to dispose of you then!" She sent ice at us, Link used the shield to deflect it, and Andrea added to the blast with her magic. Erika and I jumped across the small gap and started to hack away. She got up and shot fire at Erika and I.. I grabbed my arrow and shot an ice one just to stop the fire. So there was one flaw in my plan. This was quite easy to beat her with a whole team working against her. I remember finding her one of the hardest bosses. We had her down again, Erika jumped over and put her twin blades in her.
Twinrova flew up screaming. She turned back into the two witches. Both had halos over their head. "It's all your fault we won't see Ganie get married!"
"It's your fault!"
"It's not our fault! Let's blame those meddling kids!" They both shook fists at us.
"I'm too old to die!"
"You mean too young!"
"Too old!"
"Too young!"
"I'm five hundred fifty years old! It's about time I died!"
"I'm five hundred fifty three years old and I have a good one hundred years left."
"How can you be older by three years! We were born seconds apart!"
"We're five hundred fifty three dummy!"
"Three years younger you old hag!"
A light appeared by them, they both looked up. "The light is burning my eyes!"
"Too much light!"
Both disappeared, "I'm not going to ask..."
Kate: After a week of hard work it's done!
Erika: Took you long enough!
Kate: I was so busy! But now it's done! On to the next chapter!
Andrea: Hoped you enjoyed it.. This Random Scene staring Erika! yay...
RANDOM SCENE OF STUPIDITY
The salad did it!
Erika:
I sat on the ground, a puzzled was scattered on the ground before me. I bought it for five rupees from some horny old man. Kate bought a salad from a old lady. Kate placed the salad beside the puzzle and walked off to find a fork. I turned her head, just to see Kate rolling on the ground. What was her and playing spy lately? Andrea was setting a part of the field on fire. I looked back at the puzzle, the corner was gone. How odd, I swear I placed the corner piece there. I looked behind me, just to make sure I didn't place it there. When I looked, another piece was gone. I looked at the salad... The salad couldn't possibly have taken it... Besides leaves can't think!
I continued on my puzzle, I got to the point where I had two pieces left. Where were those two pieces? I looked to my right, nothing, then to my left. There were no pieces in sight. Only the salad could have taken them! I started to crawl on my knees, looking for the pieces in the grass. I fell onto my face when I passed the salad, how odd.. I moved the salad to a rock near by and continued my search. When I looked, the salad was in its original place. What the! I placed the salad on the rock again and continued. I looked up to see it on my puzzle.
"YOU STUPID FRICKEN SALAD! GET AWAY FROM MY PUZZLE! $& #! #) #&#(#&(#&(&$#(#))#( )$$$($#$( $(($$($( &($()$$($($($($&$ $$&$!" It j ust split out of my mouth.
Kate looked at me, two huge eyes and a pale face. She started to back slowly and started to run. Dropping her fork. I took the fork. I picked up the salad and started to stab it. Green leaves went all over the place as I laughed. I took the rest of the salad and booted it a far distance. I took a deep breath and went back to my puzzle. I ripped up the puzzle.. "NOTHING FITS! &&#(&(#&!"
Andrea came over, "clam down.."
"WHY!"
"It's only a puzzle..."
"THE SALAD MADE ME DO IT!"
"The puzzle pieces are under your leg..."
Kate: Based on a true story too!
