A Series of Unfortunate Substitutes
By: samuraiduck27
Coauthored by: PsychoKitty13
A/N: SD27 is sighing at the huge amount of homework that has piled up between her and PK13.
SD27: This bites.
PK13: (looks through stuff) Term papers, outlines, health homework, Algebra, Geometry-
SD27: Don't forget those damn trig ratios, PK.
PK13: Lab reports, Spanish, vocab, ugh…most of this is yours though, so I can't complain.
SD27: Yeah, lucky you.
PK13: Plus that doesn't help much- (points to writer's block looming above them)
SD27: Yeah- but not for long! (attacks with jackhammer and it goes bye-bye)
PK13: Hey! Look what was under it! (holds up folder of reviews)
SD27: Wow…that's a lot of reviews…
PK13: Nice to know we're doing something right.
SD27: Better get this started then.
DISCLAIMER: SD and PK own nothing but the plot, the OC's randomly appearing, and SD and PK.
PK13: But one day, we shall own and rule the world!
SD27: Us, and Roxy- don't forget. I'm happy as long as I get New Zealand.
PK13: Why NZ?
SD27: Hehe…LOTR was shot there. I'm such a nerd.
PK13: Okaaaaaaay…and here's chappie 5!
SD27: Oh! Wait a sec- I almost forgot. The OC Katie doesn't belong to us, seeing as she is a real person, we just kinda messed with her school schedule and etc. to fit SD and PK's. So don't hurt us, GDP!
Chapter 5- Explosions are Fun for Many Reasons (But Mostly Because of the Fire)
After running through various hallways, bumping into Yami and running away for the sake of their sanities (whatever amount they had left, at least), and finally losing him, SD and PK ended up in the girl's locker room and were changing back into their normal attire. The girls decided to keep the garments Bakura had given them seeing as how SD loved the robes and there was no way PK was gonna give up her Millennium Ring, however fake it may be.
"How much longer do we have 'til next period?" PK asked, clutching the fake Ring.
"Let's see…Bakura dismissed our class about a half-hour early, we ran out of the room and down the halls for about 5, ran into Pharaoh-no-baka and it took 10 minutes to lose him, another 5 to get down here from A Hall- so I'd say add that with how long we've been in here the bell should go off any minute." she replied, shrugging on her coat and stuffing the robes in her bag.
"Oh. Okay then."
Riiiiiiiing!
On cue, the bell rang for next hour- the two were headed for their Chemistry class. They both were in the Honors class- seeing as their fascination for the subject got them placed there. (Though what the teachers didn't know is that they only kept their grades in that class high so they'd eventually learn how to make rockets and the occasional explosion. Both of which they'd been doing as of late.)
"Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun…duh-nuh-nuh!" PK hummed the James Bond theme as the two stalked around the school, checking behind their backs constantly for any sign of a green-haired, pissed off Spirit of the Puzzle.
"Shut your trap!" SD snapped, "I'm getting a headache."
The two ran up the stairs, and after peeking suspiciously behind the corner of the hallway, bolted for the Chemistry room.
"We're alive! Thank Jebus!" yelled SD, skipping to her seat.
(A/N- We no own the Simpsons.)
The few students in the room looked at the pair oddly- well, more oddly than usual. SD and PK usually came in the class right as the bell rang, muttering to themselves and looking at the chemical cabinet with interest. Maniacal laughter usually came from their corner of the room when the teacher, Mr. Lentz, announced they would have to use the alcohol burners for their lab experiments.
But here they were- 5 minutes early for class and thanking whoever Jebus was that they had made it there.
"Where's the teach?" SD asked one of the students, Katie- who happened to be SD's lab partner.
Katie had shoulder-blade length black hair with blonde streaks on each side of her face. She was a little taller than PK, and wore a pair of black cargo pants with red stitching around the pockets, chains, and spikes along with a black t-shirt that bore the phrase 'I used to have super-human powers, but my therapists took them away.'. She enjoyed tormenting SD on her height- just like everyone else- and sneaking up behind her and poking or scaring the girl until she jumped or screamed. Her, SD, and PK were good friends though.
"Dunno- but 5 bucks we have a sub." she replied, a wry grin on her face.
"Hehe…no. I know I'll lose that bet. Know what we're doing today?"
"Heard we're doing a lab… again. But good news for you, Pyro- we get to burn things today." she told SD, who hissed 'yes!', "But I heard that the teacher's a real hard-head. Supposed to be stricter than any of the others combined. He's got an assistant, though. I heard some of the girls who had this class already talking- no, more like squealing- about how cute he was."
Hmmm…let's see…it's gotta be Kurama. Wait a sec…Kurama's here! Oh, this is great! Hard-head's got to be Hiei; hehe- guess he didn't trust Hiei enough to let him come alone. SD thought as PK came up to the pair.
"Hiya! Whatcha talking about?" she chirped.
"Sub." replied Katie.
A glance passed between SD and PK, but before the two could say anything the bell rang and they took their seats in the back of the room.
"Psst- PK!" whispered SD, trying to get her attention.
PK turned her head towards SD when the subs walked in from the back room. Kurama looked slightly flustered, and Hiei gave the class a murderous glare.
"Who's the shrimp? Why's a 3rd grader teaching our class?" burst out one student the minute he saw Hiei.
The fire demon focused his attention on him, and before Kurama could stop him, the lab set in front of the student blew up in flames.
The student screamed in shock like a little girl, the rest of he class gasped, Kurama gave Hiei a disapproving glance, and Hiei shrugged as the students looked at him for an explanation.
"Hn. The burner must have been left on. Stupid students." he shrugged.
SD and PK looked at the flames covering the table in front of SD with interest.
(A/N- PK13: In our school, there's two lab groups assigned to each table. Just as luck would have it- the pyro known as SD27 has a lab partner in real life that encourages her to burn things.
SD27: Yeah- stirrers, hair, my pencil, paper, stuff we're supposed to be measuring… we even made caramel that one time we had to see if sugar dissolved in stuff. Did you know that throwing sugar into a flame causes it to make a little popping sound? Kinda sucks that we have the table closest to the teacher though. )
"Pretty colors…" said SD, reaching out a hand- only to have it slapped by Katie.
"You were gonna burn yourself- again." she told the flustered girl who was clutching her hand.
PK snickered at the two as Kurama spoke up.
"Alright, class. Move aside." he said, coming over to the table and putting out the fire with one of the handy extinguishers. SD had a quite a hard time controlling her fan girl instincts as Kurama cleaned up the lab set.
PK saw the look SD had on her face and hoped she could keep herself in check…at least until PK could get a chance to glomp the kitsune as well. Quickly scribbling a note on a piece of paper, she whipped it at the blonde's head- causing SD to shriek and glance around paranoidly (is that even a word?), before seeing the paper and slapping her laughing lab partner before opening it.
SD- it read,
Hey- I have to admit, you have good control. Kurama was right there in plain reach for a hug and you kept clear. Keep it up- somehow I think Hiei would think we're trying to kill Kurama if we glomped him and attack us with his katana. I don't need that right now.
PK
SD frowned at the note and wrote back, hurling it at PK and catching her right in the middle of the forehead. Growling, she picked it up and read the response.
PK-
Do you know how hard that was? My control's practically gone after computers. What with Seto and all. Gotta deal for you- I won't molest him if you won't. I like my head right where it is and don't need Hiei moving it, thank you very much.
SD
PK chuckled and nodded to SD a few tables across. Katie gave the two an odd look before shrugging. They were probably plotting some way to have the sub give them access to the chemical cabinet again. It had worked with a very dumb, very blonde substitute a few weeks ago. PK had managed to pilfer some potassium nitrate- used for explosions of some sort and SD had grabbed a few random bottles. Katie remembered them saying they were gonna make a big rocket out of it and launch it at Emerick's car- once they found out which one it was.
"Now that that's taken care of, good morning everyone! My name's Mr. Minamino and this here is Mr. Jaganshi." Kurama greeted, introducing himself and Hiei to the class while trying hard to ignore the stares coming from most of the girls in the room.
"Mr. Jaganshi will be teaching today-"
"Awww…why not you?" squealed one of the ditzy girls in the front of the room- looking at Kurama with big eyes.
Kurama raised his eyebrows, why was it where ever he went he got this? "Uh- I'm actually just here to help Mr. Jaganshi, he's the teacher." he told the girl.
She sighed and Kurama went on, "Now everyone open your books- we're starting a new lab experiment today." The class pulled out their books, "Hiei?"
The vertically challenged fire demon glared at the class before explaining the lab and snapping at them to start writing. After having 3 classes full of snickering, annoying, idiotic ningen children, he was starting to lose whatever patience he had originally possessed.
"Is it just me, or are those two kind of familiar?" muttered Katie to SD as they wrote down the steps for the lab.
"More than you know, Katie." she replied, confusing the girl more.
"Right…"
"Hehehe…this is fun! Pop!" giggled SD as she put a burning wood splint into a tube filled with gas. A popping sound was heard- it was loud and amused SD greatly.
"You're wasting that! Cut it out!" said Katie, grabbing the tube from SD before doing exactly what her partner had been doing before.
"Hey! No fair…" pouted SD.
"Geez- you act like a 5 year old, Y'know?" commented PK, on her way back to her table from the balance.
"And if she was a bit shorter, she'd look like one too!" added Katie as the two laughed.
"Shut up and get back to your table, Onna." said Hiei, appearing out of nowhere behind PK- who jumped and left.
SD smiled and began to laugh, but stopped when she felt Hiei's glare focus on her as well.
"Hiei," sighed Kurama, coming over to the table, "Must you scare someone every class period?"
"Hn. Baka fox." he muttered before returning to the front of the room- looking at the cabinet with the chemicals inside.
SD grabbed a test tube and walked over towards the balance- and PK's table.
"Think we can get Shorty to open the cabinet for us?" she asked the brunette, who was idly doodling as her lab experiment heated.
PK looked up and glanced over at the fire demon who was conversing with Kurama at the moment.
"What makes you think it'll work?" she asked SD.
"If it doesn't, we can always take a look in that bag I saw earlier near the desk." she replied, grinning evilly.
"How do you know it's one of theirs?"
"Really now- do you think Lentz would carry around a red duffel bag with kanji written on it?"
"Maybe…? Aw, I guess you're right. What do we need from the cabinets?"
SD thought for a sec, "What do we have?"
PK frowned, closed her eyes, and mentally imaged the shed in the back of a clearing near the park her and SD built when they were kids. That was where they stored the stuff.
"Some potassium nitrate, sodium chloride, carbon, salt, sugar, copper, magnesium strips, hydrochloric acid, and some other crap." she rattled off.
"Hmm…according to that site- we need some sulfur still. Sulfur, potassium nitrate, and sugar was what it said." replied SD.
(A/N- This is true! That's all you need to make a bottle rocket.)
"Miss! I don't think that's your table; return to your seat." called Kurama from the front of the room.
SD blushed faintly and grumbled before heading off to her seat- massing the test tube forgotten.
"You got in trouble…" said Katie in a sing-song voice.
"(mumble)…cabinet…(mumble)…Kurama…(mumble)…damn redhead…" was all Katie could get out of her partner as they continued the experiment.
"Okay- what do we do now?" whispered PK.
"We walk over there to relight our burners, pretend that our wicks are too short and we need more, then ask if we can get extra supplies from the cabinet before swiping the sulfur." replied SD.
"Then, we grab the duffel bag and see what's inside."
SD stared at PK, "Why?"
"Cause I'm curious why they brought it. Plus it'll be an added bonus if it's Hiei's and he left his katana in it. We can pawn it off on E-bay." she shrugged.
"Right."
The two made their way to the alcohol burner that was lit and pretended to try and fix their wicks on the burners in their hands. Frowning, SD cleared her throat and looked at Hiei innocently.
"Mr. Jaganshi- d'ya mind if I get an extra wick out of the supply cabinet? Mine's too short." she told him.
Hiei glared at the girls, "And I suppose she needs one too?" he replied, eyes flicking toward PK, who nodded.
"Hn. No. Deal with what you have." was his answer.
The girls made to protest when Kurama came up behind them.
"Ignore him- he's not in a good mood. Here's the key to the cabinets- I trust you'll lock it when you're finished." he told the two, smiling and tossing up the key.
Both girls reached out for it, and PK caught it. Grinning at the red-head, they nodded and said their thanks as they headed towards the room located on the side of the classroom where the stuff was kept. If one squinted hard enough at the two- you could probably see the devil horns sticking out of their heads.
"Okay…let's see." sighed PK as she opened up the cabinets.
"Sulfur…sulfur…ah!" muttered SD, glancing over the bottom shelves until she spied it right in front of her.
"And let's grab some more potassium whatever. And some sugar. We can skip and make a test rocket." added PK, grabbing said items.
"We'll need some stuff for the rocket part though-" SD replied, grabbing a bottle, some glue, and various items for the body of the craft.
"And a wick."
"Which is what we came here for."
A new voice joined the pair, "And what do we have here? Lifting a few items, are we?"
The two turned around- PK hastily stuffing the potassium nitrate and the sugar in her trench coat- to face Kurama, a slightly amused yet angry look on his face.
Great…the thief caught us thieving. Wonder if he'll go easy on us? PK thought as the girls gave him two sheepish grins. Kurama smiled back before taking the items from SD and looking through them.
"Hmmm…seems like you two were planning to build a rocket. You need some potassium nitrate and some sugar, though, to go with this sulfur. And here's a tip- don't be so loud and obvious when you're stealing things. And it might help if you didn't talk about what you're going to take as you take it. Bit stupid, really."
SD growled mentally as Kurama put back the things he confiscated from her and relocked the cabinets.
"Nice try though, ladies. Now go back and finish your experiments."
The two followed Kurama out of the room- heads sunk down and sulking about getting caught.
"Grab the duffel?" muttered SD.
"Yep." replied PK.
"Is it clear?" whispered PK.
"Kurama's tending to the fire Hiei started, and the Shrimp's just standing there." replied SD.
The two had snuck behind the teacher's desk and were ready to swipe the red duffel bag that one of the two demons had brought with them; chances were that it was Kurama's. Grabbing it and hightailing back to the tables, the pair crouched down underneath an empty one and dug through the bag.
"Not much…pair of clothes…wallet…" muttered SD.
PK grabbed the wallet and looked through it. "Ooh… 20! Aww…Kurama's license picture is so kawaii. What else ya got?"
SD rummaged through and snickered when she got to the bottom.
"What? What is it?" asked PK.
SD threw the bag and its contents at the brunette as she held out in front of her Hiei's katana.
"Pretty…" she said, going to unsheathe it; PK stopped her.
"I think Hiei and Kurama'll notice the sound of a sword being drawn, Baka." she scolded.
"I'm keeping this. I've always wanted one." smirked SD, clutching it protectively.
Laughing came from PK and SD turned to the girl. "And what did you find?"
She pulled out some of the clothes found in the bag and held them up, "I think this answers the universal bishonen fan girl mystery- boxers or briefs." she snickered from behind a pair of green, rose printed boxers.
"Like I needed to see those." grimaced SD.
"You have the sword- which by the way, is not fair- but I get to have Kurama's boxers! They'll be perfect for my Kurama shrine!" replied the giddy PK.
"Little roses…how…Kurama." was all SD could come up with.
They dug around in the bad some more- only to find really nothing of interest: clothes, the wallet, toothbrush, extra bandanas- Hiei's of course- plus some other stuff. Like someone was staying overnight at someone's house.
"Why would they have that stuff anyway?"
"Uh- maybe because the outfit was Kurama's fighting outfit? Besides, he probably just likes to have these things just in case."
PK shrugged and threw the duffel bag back over behind the teacher's desk before hiding the boxers under her coat- getting a little full in there, what with them chemicals and stuff- and standing up, jetting for her seat. SD did the same, trying hard to hide the katana, but not doing a very good job of it. Katie looked at her friend oddly when she sat back down.
"And where the hell were you! I had to finish the stupid lab all by myself, and when the fire started I swore you would've had something to do with it- but you didn't even come within a 10 foot radius of it! Are you all right?" she ranted at the blonde- whose eyes bugged out and jaw dropped slightly at the sight of the irate girl.
Katie's eyes fell to the katana poking half-way out of SD's coat. "Where'd you get that?"
"Uh…internet?" joked SD.
Katie gave her a 'don't-give-me-that-crap' look and demanded an explanation.
"I'll tell you later- let's just finish this lab and clean up." she replied.
"I finished it already, you idiot! Just…clean up the stuff while I copy the data for you." Katie sighed.
SD thanked her and began to clean up while Katie wrote various things down on SD's nearly blank paper.
Hiei sighed- this class had to be the worse all day. They had started another fire- one that Hiei didn't cause- by some kid knocking over his burner and setting the whole table and a notebook in flames.
(A/N- SD27: this really did happen in me 'n GDP's class. Idiot did that right in back of my seat and threw the notebook two inches from my book bag. Moron…)
Plus, Kurama had caught two of the ningen brats stealing from the supply cabinets- after he was dumb enough to give them the key! Hiei had known that's what they were planning to do, but no…Kurama had to step in before Hiei could tell the baka fox why not to. The two weren't that good at feigning innocence; Hiei had known something was up the second they asked to get supplies. One quick look with the Jagan was all it took.
The fire demon sat down at the seat behind the teacher's desk and watched Kurama help a student with her experiment- trying to ignore the starry-eyed looks she was giving him. He moved around in the swivel chair and bumped into something.
"Damn bag…" he muttered, glaring at the red duffel, which happened to be somewhat open.
How did that get there? And why is it open? Wait a second… he thought.
Hiei grabbed the bag- noting it was way too light. He opened it fully and filtered through it, looking for his katana. Heaven help the person who took it if it wasn't there. He had been reluctant to let his katana out of his sight in the first place- telling the kitsune that he may need it in case of an emergency. Kurama had called him paranoid and reassured him that it would be safe in the bag.
"Where is it…it's not here!" he whispered in barely controlled fury. Hiei's vision went red as he stood up and faced Kurama- who had felt Hiei's anger and was looking at him warily.
"WHERE THE HELL IS MY DAMN KATANA?"
Both SD and PK paled- both fearing for SD's life as she looked in horror towards Hiei.
"You stole it from the sub?" whispered Katie- giving her lab partner a look mixed of awe, horror, and amusement.
Kurama went and tried to calm Hiei down, not that it helped any…
"WHERE'S MY SWORD, FOX? YOU SAID IT'D BE SAFE IN THE GOD-DAMN BAG!"
"Now Hiei…"
"ONE OF THESE NINGENS STOLE IT! I'LL KILL THEM!"
"You can't- Koemna'll…"
"I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE STUPID TODDLER! I WANT MY KATANA!"
Just then- the bell rang for next hour. The class didn't move, scared of their irate substitute standing near the door. They liked living, and weren't about to risk it.
"You're fretting over nothing Hiei- you probably just missed the sword when you searched for it." said Kurama, picking up the bag and looking through it. He frowned and checked through it twice.
"Seems we have a thief on our hands. We're missing a sword- and um…" Kurama addressed the class, turning a faint pink when he came to the other item he discovered was missing.
Hiei smirked and sent the kitsune a 'told-you-so' look. "A sword and a pair of boxers belonging to Kurama here."
The class snickered- well, everyone but SD and PK. They were so dead when the two demons found out. They sent a look towards each other, and SD called out-
"I saw Marshall do it!" she yelled, pointing to the boy. (A/N- Happy GDP? I'm torturing Marshall for you.)
The accused student looked terrified at the accusation, but had no time to redeem himself as the two demons moved away from the door and the class rushed out. SD and PK caught up with each other, thankful to be alive when SD tripped and the sword's metal hilt clanged on the tile floor. Hiei and Kurama turned from the shaking and stuttering Marshall and glared at the two.
"Run for it!" cried PK, helping SD to her feet and out the door- into the mob that was the freshman student body, safe for now.
Hiei and Kurama made a mad dash for the pair, but when faced with the many students and the lack of space to run- or in Hiei's case, almost teleport because of his demon speed- they growled and vowed to find them later. After all- how was Hiei gonna live without his precious sword, or Kurama and what he affectionately labeled his 'lucky boxers'?
"We're alive! I could've sworn I saw my life flash before my eyes." panted SD, tired of running as she and PK rested from their sprint near the commons connecting the Band room, Choir room, and Office.
"Really? I thought that only happened in movies." replied PK.
"Nah- it's real…mine kinda was really boring."
"You? Miss Reckless?"
"Yep- remember, I wasn't always like this; I actually was a perfect little angel when I was younger."
PK laughed at the mental image of a well-behaved, girly, perfect student SD. It just didn't seem possible! As SD frowned and whacked PK, Katie came up behind the two and cleared her throat.
"Okay- you guys have some explaining to do. Why do the science and computer subs seem familiar? I know you have something to do with it, so don't deny it! And what was with that episode in science? Are you kleptos trying to get expelled?" she ranted.
"Nah- Bakura wouldn't do that. He'd think it'd be funny." replied PK before covering her mouth, "Oops."
Katie looked confused for a second, "Bakura? Isn't that the anime character…"
A look of understanding came into her eyes- "No fricking way- what did you two do? Mr. Jaganshi and Minamino can't be the Hiei and Kurama, can they? And- holy crap, you guys got Kaiba here too? Plus Bakura?"
The two nodded wearily- tired, and grateful Katie wasn't yelling anymore. She probably thought they were crazy and she herself was too.
"That…is so cool! Who else is here? No one showed up for Algebra- it was total chaos in the room." she exclaimed.
"Yami, Yusuke, and Genkai as far as we know." replied SD, smiling.
After filling in Katie on all that had done that day and how they thought the characters had gotten there, the three headed their separate ways- Katie and SD to Choir and PK to Band. SD hid the katana in a hidden spot and was about to go into the room when she remembered something.
She pulled out a small bottle filled with a yellow powdery substance from within the folds of her jacket. Sulfur. Kurama wasn't the only skilled thief, now was he? Smirking to herself, she went into the room.
Later that day, an expensive red sports car with a license plate reading "kngofgms" was modeling a large scorch mark from the duo's successful test rocket.
SD27: By Ra- I finished it!
PK13: Took you long enough.
SD27: I know- I'm sorry! I really am not happy with the way this turned out, so sorry minna. Writer's block sucks and Kurama and Hiei were hard to keep in character- especially since the science class was hard to write.
PK13: So flames on this one will be expected.
SD27: This chappie's for you, GDP! As an early b-day present. Since I know how much you hate Marshall-
PK13: Who, is indeed in fact, her real lab partner.
SD27: I made him a scapegoat and an outlet for the demons' wrath.
PK13: Plus, now u r in the story!
SD27: I was gonna have Hiei and Kurama do the reviewer replies, but sadly…
PK13: We don't feel like getting murdered as of the moment.
SD27: So it's us.
Reviewer Replies:
Baka Basher: Wow…how graphic. I fear for Bakura right now. Y'know- I think the two might be related as well…too many similarities. Thanks for reviewing- hope you liked!
Nytingale: Thanks for the review! Unfortunately, we're not familiar with Saiyuki, so no one's showing up from there. Miroku as a health teacher? I can so see that. Thanks for the idea! Hope you liked the chappie!
Destiny Defiant: hehe…PK says that YB is hers and you can't have him. Shuichi would be a good choice for choir- better that what I had in mind at least. Thanks for the review and hope you liked this chappie!
Alexa Midori McClintock-Kaiba: Thanks for the review! Unfortunately, me 'n PK dunno anything about Excel Saga- never heard of it. Maybe I can find somebody who does… hope the mallet didn't hurt your head too much. Can't have our reviewers dying on us, now can we? Hope you liked the chappie!
Mr. Uncannon: Thanks for the review! I think I could possibly fit Vegeta in here- I hate him too. Hope you liked the chappie!
Shadowed Kitsune: Thanks for the review! Rainbow hair…why didn't I think of that? Would've been great. Oh well- too late now. Hope you liked this chappie!
Arano Honou: Thanks for the review! Glad you liked it!
GreenEyedFloozy: Wow- I'm honored you read this! You're one of my fav authors! And multiple reviews as well! Glad you like it so much- hope you liked this one.
Jasmine Reinier: Another one of my favorite authors! Geez- my ego's swelling up! I agree- GO BAKURA! Thanks for reviewing- hope you liked this, that I do.
Amanra: Thanks so much for the review! As you can see- Hiei was already used for this chappie, but using Sano, who is technology afraid, is too tempting to pass up. Maybe we should make him teach photography class… hope you liked this chappie!
PK13: (whistles) 12 reviews…wow. Go us.
SD27: Hell yeah! We rock!
PK13: As always, please appease us review hogs and click the little blue button at the bottom and tell us what you think.
SD27: Flames, comments, criticism, and etc. are accepted! Just don't report us for some stupid thing, like that one person on our short-lived fic "101 Ways to Kill the Pharaoh".
PK13: That was up for what- two days?- before some really pissed off Yami lover who didn't heed our uppercased warning reported us for random stupidity and blah blah blah. Got me upset- very upset.Here's a copy.
Atemu is SAVING THE WORLD. Bakura is trying to destroy it. He is
allied with Zork, the ultimate god of darkness and evil. He is not a
fluffy pink bunny full of sweetness and light. Yes, his village was
destroyed to create the Items, but first, that was the doing of Atemu's UNCLE, not him, and Atemu himself NEVER KNEW ABOUT IT. Bakura made his own choices to get revenge. He is not an innocent. He chose evil. He chose hatred above forgiveness.
And yes, there are "Yami" fans. Open your damned eyes. He's the STAR OF THE SHOW.
This is not funny. This is pathethic and stupid.
Oh and "computerfreak101"? The heart of the cards is believing in
oneself and the strength of what you've made, in respecting the creatures of your deck (which do have a life. Black Magician, Black Magician Girl, Exodia, and many others were REAL PEOPLE at one time), and treating your opponents with fairness, and being treated fairly in return.
If Bakura wins EVERYONE DIES YOU IMBECILE! Why the hell would you want that? He is the VILLAIN! He is EVIL!
How fucking hard is that to understand? If you want to like an evil
character, I don't give a flying shit. But don't pretend they're
something they're not. Like GOOD.
And this is reported for script format, and stupidity far beyond the
limits of human acceptance.
SD27: Yep. That person sucks. And we didn't even do script format!
PK13: Had the nerve to label it under 'anonimous' (sp) too. First burn ever for me- and since I got reported, couldn't post anything for a week.
Well- ja ne, minna-san!
PsychoKitty13 and samuraiduck27
