A/N: XD Sorry I have not updated in a bit. XD lol I decided to try and update at least 1 chapter every month... if I have writers block, I will try to get one up within a month, but it might not be so soon... XD Writers block for me is like a huge traffic jam that doesn't seem to clear up till the thing blocking them from moving goes away. :p XD It's about 10...pm... but since I am home schooled, I tend to get my school finished as soon as I can...so I am able to type...a lot...-cough- Enjoy chapter 3 of Neverland Pirates:0
Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha...at all...that's it... I'm still waiting for that call Rumiko...
Review replies:
turtlerad17: Lmao... It seems that way, doesn't it? XD I like the way you put that... it made me laugh because it sounds so true. :p
Wind Wisperer: Thank you so much. - I have a lot of other fanfiction ideas that I want to write all at once, but I need to finish my current fanfictions though... It's seems like they are going of forever. ;o; But this one should be done by...Christmas! - XD
Last time...: Right in front of Kagome... Was a giant ship, with a dark red flag, with cross bones on it...
This could only mean one thing...
Kagome was feasting her eyes.. On an enormous... Pirate ship.
What good would come out of this?
Chapter 3: Yo ho, yo ho, a pirates life for me!
Wow...this thing was...pretty...darn huge... "I could probably fit all of my dead relatives in there...going all the way back to the 1500's..." Kagome said, her eyes wide.
It was a light brown color... almost tan. There were canons, yells from drunken men, and a great bit pirates flag at the top of an extremely tall post that...surprisingly, didn't have a skull and cross bones as Kagome saw in stories. It had two large swords crossed over one another, and in the center of them was...
Oh good gracious...
"It's a...a...A...A! Oh my gosh!" She covered her eyes with her hands and had one big shake that went through her whole body.
It was a dead man! A real dead man! It looked as though he was still in the process of decapitating...
"Oh my gosh... I think I should re-think about what I said when I wanted to meet some pirates... this is just...not at all how I thought it would be! These people seem dangerous! ...And extremely disgusting..." Kagome said with a slight hint of a gag to her voice. She got both of her arms, turned around, and tried as hard as she could to get to shore.
She paddled faster and faster...but it seemed like the ship wasn't getting any further away from her... had it started moving? No... they couldn't have... She couldn't see anybody that might have seen her.
Except...
Kagome shot her head up to the crows nest. There was indeed a pirate in it. He was looking down at her, with a wicked glare upon his face. Kagome could tell, even from a distance, that the man had orange teeth, and was extremely filthy! She saw him look down every now and then, as if he was looking at a person, and his mouth kept moving.
Who was he talking to? Kagome just had to know. But at the same time, she stabbed her human curiosity for wanting to find out such a thing, in such a situation. 'Lord, what have I done?' Kagome began to fake cry, while looking down at her hands. She inhaled deeply. "What...have I done! What did I ever do to deserve this! I wanna go home! Where's Hojo Chan? Where is anything else that could help me!"
"We could 'elp you..." Said a very unfamiliar voice.
Kagome glanced up...ever so slowly, and was staring straight into the most hideous face she had ever seen. Kagome gulped, and brought her hand up, and lazily waved. "H--h-hi mister man with...ahem...uh...b-brown hair...um..." Kagome licked her lips. "I uh... was just leavi--" But Kagome was interrupted by the same voice.
"Take 'er up to the ship. Oh lo'd. The cap 'in 'ates women." (A/N: Do I do a great...uh...what was it called? ... Ok, let's just call it a "Cheap version of a British accent". It's only cheap cause I stink at it...) A couple of the pirates grabbed Kagome by her arms, and pulled her up onto their backs while they both traveled up a long rope ladder that led up to the ship.
Kagome kicked her legs and flailed her arms, but to no avail. The two men were a little too strong for Kagome's liking...'Man... They smell bad...' Kagome thought, wishing one of her hands were able to reach her nose so she could plug it and never have to smell them for as long as she lived.
She heard the two pirates holding her talking about something... but they were speaking to quietly. Kagome could almost see the inside of the ship. They were just getting higher and higher and...well you get the idea... they aren't going lower... Which Kagome really wanted.
Kagome get sat there like a duck. She was going to die...she was going to die...she was going to DIE! ... Wait...
Kagome thought back for a moment.
Flashy flashy:
"Take 'er up to the ship. Oh lo'd. The cap 'in 'ates women."
End flashy flashy.
If the captain hated women... then why are they taking her up to the ship! Kagome just HAD to ask...
"Hey, mister pirate people who will most likely kill me? If the captain hates women, then, why are you taking me up to see him?" Kagome asked innocently. The two pirates stopped. They seemed like they were thinking about why she had asked for a bit. Kagome waited intently for a reply.
They two men looked at one another, their lips moved; they both nodded, and then continued up the ship. Kagome's eyes grew wide. They didn't even give her an answer! Rude people! ... But weren't pirates always?
"Captain Inuyasha!" Yelled one of the men on board.
The hanyou was sitting peacefully at his desk in the captains quarters...
Was...
Inuyasha slammed his hands on his desk. "I told you that only the pirates of high authority call me Captain INUYASHA. Do you wanna see the chart again!" The captain said, fuming.
To be completely honest, it was very stupid to have a chart. Who makes a chart with somebody's rank, and what name they are supposed to call him by next to the rank?
"N-no sir! I-I just wanted to inform you that Tanaka and Takeda are climbing up the side of the ship with what looks like to be a human, sir!" The man sputtered out quickly. Inuyasha's eyes grew wide. Then he narrowed them, and pursed his lips. "When was it their job to take in prisoners without my knowing?" He said, his left eyes twitching slightly. He got up from his chair, and stomped out of his room, and onto the deck.
Kagome could see the inside of the ship now. There were men running around, either getting orders, or getting beaten. Wow. What a life to be living, huh? Kagome struggled against the two men's grip as they held onto her tightly and walked to the middle of the deck.
Kagome yelped as they chucked her onto the ground.
"Hey Tanaka and Takeda? What's a woman doing on board?"
"It's a woman!"
"A woman?"
"Look! A female!"
"Why's a girl on board?"
Kagome shot her head left and right, and stared at the many pirates who stared down at her with curious or spiteful glares. 'What are they looking at? It's as if they've never seen a girl before!' Kagome thought, twitching madly.
"OUT OF MY WAY."
That didn't sound like a very happy pirate to Kagome. Kagome's eyes widened even more, and shot her head towards the man who had yelled so loudly.
"TANAKA. TAKEDA. You got a lot of explaining to do. Bringing a human on board!" A demon was still cutting through the crowd as he said this. Once he broke through, and stared down at Kagome in utter shock and disbelief. "YOU...TANAKA...and...TAKEDA...you...You...YOU...YOU BROUGHT A HUMAN OF ALL CREATURES ON BOARD... AND IT'S A WOMAN!"
Kagome was very scared right now. This man didn't seem at all happy that she was here. "YOU BROUGHT A WOMAN ON BOARD THE SHIP. Wait'll the captain sees... you'll both be dead by morning. And I don't even hate women as much as he does."
For a moment Kagome had thought the person talking to 'Tanaka' and 'Takeda' was the captain... but...apparently not. If this guy hated women way less than the captain himself... she didn't really want to meet the captain anymore... Then again... she never wanted to meet him at all.
"Captain Inuyasha's coming!"
"Make room for the captain!"
"Hey it's the captain! Move it!"
"It's the cap 'in!"
Many of the men moved out of the way so the captain could make his way through, but many also stayed with curious expressions never leaving their faces. The captain stopped dead in his tracks once he laid eyes on Kagome. "It's...it's...it's..."
"A woman!"
Somebody yelled from the crowd.
Inuyasha lowered his head. He reached into his coat, and pulled out something a bit small that glittered in the sunlight, then he raised his hand up, and shot it at the man who yelled 'a woman'. Choking and gaging could be heard not too far away, and then a large slash was heard. This captain just killed a man for even saying the word "woman" in his presence...
That was really...really scary...
Kagome gulped, and looked at the captain slowly. His head was still bowed. Kagome had no idea why this guy would hate girls so much... Did something happen to him in the past?
Inuyasha's eyes were very wide. There was a woman on his ship... again... The only other woman who had stepped foot on this ship was...HER... Inuyasha sneered. 'Yeah... HER...' He thought, glaring at the floor. He glanced out from a slit in his bangs, and noticed that this girl looked a little bit like... HER... That just made matters even worse.
Inuyasha lifted his gaze, and stared straight into Kagome's eyes. Her eyes and her facial expressions were very different from... HERS... but her face, without a doubt, looking very similar to... HERS... Inuyasha took a step closer to Kagome... then another and another. He kept taking steps until he was right in front of Kagome.
Kagome looked up at him with wide, scared eyes. What was he going to do to her?
Then she saw him bend down, and grab the collar of her shirt. He lifted her up into the air, about 7 feet it looked like, and he just stood there, looking up at her while Kagome looked down.
"Who,"
Inuyasha began.
"Who brought this...THING... onto my ship...!" Inuyasha said, his voice raising. Kagome had her hands on the collar of her shirt so she wouldn't be choked, but it looked like even if her hands were there, he would make sure she was dead anyway.
The pirates all looked around at one another.
"Nobody..?" Inuyasha brought Kagome to his eye level and looked deep into her eyes. Then he tossed her hard over to Tanaka and Takeda. "Do you two wanna die that badly!" Inuyasha said, his voice dripping with spite. The two men were knocked down by the blow and stared at Inuyasha with horror struck faces.
Kagome rubbed her head... and her back... and her arms... and her legs. That hurt... pretty bad. She was further away from Inuyasha than the two pirates, Tanaka and Takeda, were. Inuyasha walked closer to Tanaka and Takeda. He pulled out his sword. "Then so be it!" He said raising his sword.
"WAIT!"
Everybody stopped what they were doing... and looked at Kagome. Kagome blinked. 'Did I just...yell...wait..?' Kagome thought. "Uh oh..." Inuyasha put his sword away, and walked over to Kagome.
Kicking her leg, he asked, "What right do you have to shout at the captain? HM?" He looked like he was getting pretty angry. "WHAT RIGHT DO YOU HAVE... DO BE ON MY SHIP... AT ALL!" He yelled. His eyes began to flicker. Red. Gold. Red. Gold. Red. Gold...
Red.
Kagome looked at him in complete horror. His eyes just turned Red...? In all of Kagome's books, usually Red eyes meant... Death, anger, power or danger. She began to scootch away very quickly, and looked at all of the other pirates.
"Code RED! I Repeat! Code. RED!"
"The captain's eyes are Red!"
"Hurry everybody get in your positions!"
But it seemed it was too late. Inuyasha began running around, beating people's faces in, and tossing men over-board.
Kagome sat in a prison cell, her arms and legs chained up. "Great. First I do something I think will be SO much fun, and it turns out that I am going to DIE before I ever get to even smell a piece of pizza ever again!" Kagome sighed deeply. "Well," She said. "At least I didn't die...yet."
Flash back:
"Hurry everybody get in your positions!"
But it seemed it was too late. Inuyasha began running around, beating people's faces in, and tossing men over-board.
"Grab those ropes!"
"Ay ay!"
"Hurry and fetch the nets!"
"Where did they go!"
"Check the cubby!"
Inuyasha shot glares around at all the crew members. Then in a low, evil voice, he said, "You will die for not obeying my orders!" He jumped into the air, and men from above him threw a net over him, but he easily slashed through it.
"Inuyasha!"
Yelled a man with short black hair tied back into a tiny pony-tail, and purple eyes.
Inuyasha glanced back at the man with an evil smirk. The man didn't know what was coming. Inuyasha turned around, and dashed right for the man.
"Master Miroku! Watch out!"
Miroku grabbed a long thick rope, and jumped into the air, then threw it at Inuyasha, Inuyasha sliced through the thick rope till it was almost gone. "Quickly men! Grab a net and something hard!" The men did so, and before you knew it, Inuyasha was lying motionless on the ground.
Miroku breathed heavily, and then shot a glance at Kagome. "Throw that woman in a cell. We will deal with her later, after Inuyasha is back to his hanyou form." Miroku said.
A few men bowed to Miroku, and rushed over to Kagome, grabbing her arms, and locking her up below deck.
End Flash back.
"Well..." Kagome began. "I guess I should pass the time somehow..." Kagome thought for a moment. And then put on a small grin.
"Yo Ho, Yo Ho... A pirate's life for me.
They extort, they pilfer, they filch and sack.
Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho.
Maraud and embezzle and even hijack.
Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho..."
(Wherever Hojo Chan is...)
"Boys! Lost boys! Kagome-chan has been...uh...k-kidnapped by Pirates!" Hojo yelled.
"Who's Kagome?"
"Yeah, who is he?"
"Yeah who's Kagome?"
They all began asking.
Hojo blinked. "Oh yes...I forgot to introduce you to her!" Oh well... "We must go save her!"
"Way-way-way-way-wait... This...Kagome...is a girl?"
"Yes. She is a girl! And we must go and save her!"
All if the boys looked at each other. "I'm out."
"Me too."
"That goes ditto for me man."
"Duh."
"SERIOUSLY."
"No way am I goin' after a girl."
Hojo looked at them all in shock. "But boys! We're a team! We have to save her!" He said in protest.
"But," Began a boy dressed up as a pig. "She's a girl! We're all BOYS. What does it matter if a girl dies?"
"Yeah it would be different if it was a boy."
Hojo fumed...slightly.
"And besides," Began a boy the was dressed up as a mongoose. "Who made you in charge anyway?"
"Yeah. Your not the boss."
"Duh."
"SERIOUSLY."
"Ok... Then I must go after her myself."
And with that said, he gobbled like a turkey, and flew to the Pirates ship!
(A/N: If you thought I was gonna make him crow like a rooster, then you have gotta be kidding me...)
"Yo Ho... Yo Ho... A pirate's life for me..." Kagome sighed.
A/N: So, how was it? I'm sorry I haven't updated in a while. XD But hopefully these chapters will be extra fun, because I learned new Pirate phrases from my little brother's book, and Hojo seems like a fun target now. Heh heh...
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