A Messed up story

Written by felinefairy91

And Helped by brothers

Chapters One- Two- Three

Link and Zelda ran through the avalanching castle after Link has just defeated Ganondorf, the evil sorcerer who yields the Triforce of Power. But suddenly, a light surrounds Link and transports him. Zelda notices too and panics! Oh no! What's happening! What's going to happen to Hyrule if the Hero of Time disappears! Besides, he needs to fight Ganondorf one more time! Then another figure takes his place. The one and only...Johnny Bravo!

"Uh...are you the replacement or what?" Zelda asks startled.

"Who me?" replies this strange new figure. "I was in bed a second ago..." He notices Zelda and makes a move. "So are you the heroine in this movie?"

Zelda shocked, pulls away and slaps him with all her might.

Meanwhile...

Link lands with a thud in Johnny Bravos room.

Where am I? Link asks himself. He looks around confused. I don't think I'm in Hyrule anymore. I don't think I'm even in the right year! He exclaims in his head while noticing the posters.

"Johnny Dear! Breakfast's ready! And you know today's Pancake Day!"

Link could hear Mrs. Bravo (Johnny Bravo's mother) approaching the bedroom. Link quickly hid under the covers.

"Johnny! Stop fooling around and get ready for breakfast!" She left the room.

Link approached the bathroom and started messing around with the buttons and tools. He finally found the cabinet with the hair gel in it. He put some on, seeing that he never was able to tame his hair, he found it quite useful. (Even though now his hair is styled exactly like Johnny Bravos.)

He now entered the kitchen.

"Now Johnny!" Johnny's mother exclaimed when she noticed Links clothes. "Why haven't you changed out of your..." She gasped. "Wait! You're not my Johnny!" She looked at his hair. "But you look just like him!" "Oh Well! I guess you'll have to do for now!" She handed him some pancakes. "Here, have some pancakes!"

Link, not knowing what to say, started eating the pancakes with butter and syrup. It was the most delicious thing he ever tasted! He kept on eating and asking for more. He later asked for the recipe.

"Sure! We've got a whole garage full of pancake mix from that contest I won last year! Take as much as you like!" She replied.

He thanked the kind lady and went to the back. He returned with two shipment boxes full of Pancake mix. He even managed to get a box full of pancake syrup!

He thought to himself. You know, I could really get used to this!

Back to Johnny...

Ugh! How did I get stuck with this loser! Zelda thought to herself.

She looks at Johnny, who is flexing his muscles. She uses all her willpower to refrain from hitting him again.

Zelda grabs the idiotic man by the shirt. "Look we don't have time for this!" She motions to the diminishing castle." If we don't hurry we're both going to die! In other words WE HAVE TO GO!" She practically screams in his ear.

Johnny Bravo rubs his ear and then springs into action. "Stay close behind pretty lady! For I shall lead you to safety!" He marched forward, when suddenly a large boulder drops in front of him marking his death. He screams like a girl and rushes behind the princess. "On second thought, I've decided to let you go first."

Zelda groans.

They run continuously through the castle until Zelda gets trapped and tells Johnny to fight the skeleton warriors so she can be freed.

Skeleton warriors appear.

"Don't worry! I will save you!" He faces himself towards them. "Right after I change my socks..." He kneels down and takes his shoes off."

The skeleton warriors smell the stench of his socks and fall into a pile of bones.

"Okay! I'm ready!" He looks up. "Huh? Oh sure...play dead! You're just a bunch of sissy bald guys!"

Zelda slapped her forehead. Well, at least I'm freed! She thought. She looked at her savior. He was doing a very odd victory dance around the pile of bones.

"Come on! Let's go!" She said as she grabbed him. Whoever did this is going to pay!

A/N Sorry! This Chapter is very short! I figured that if I did each part a chapter, it would be too short! SORRY!!! Actually I've already written the whole thing down but I want to see if any one likes it! R&R!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!