Chapter 6
Finally, Zelda and Johnny make it through the shattered castle.
"We did it!" Zelda began. "We are freed of Ganondorf's evi-"but before she could finish, Ganondorf sprung out of the ground 20 ft high!
"Oh no!" Zelda said panic stricken. "He's learned how to use the Triforce of power's maximum power!" She turned to the replacement link. "You must battle him! His weak spot is first at the face, then hit his tail!" Zelda was suddenly surrounded by fire which leapt up to her throat. "Hurry!"
Johnny Bravo stared at her, clueless.
Zelda slapped her forehead. What am I talking about! It's like explaining to a monkey! Hyrule's doomed!
"Bwa ha ha ha ha!" Ganondorf's voice boomed across the so-called fighting arena. "You think this imbessile will defeat me? The Almighty Ganondorf?" He laughed again.
He does have a point... Zelda thought to herself.
Besides, he's not even the one who crushed me before...when I was easier to overcome, and now, I also have an ally!" And from behind Ganondorf stepped out...Mojojojo!
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!" He bellowed. "Yes it is I, Mooo Jo Jo Jo! Who has joined forces with Ganondorf, and with these two unbeatable allies, we are invincible! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
Johnny Bravo stared. Then something dawned upon him. "ooooooooooooh! Talkin' monkey!"
"WHAT! I am certainly NOT a talking monkey! For I, and a highly intellectual being with ingenious ideas!" He stopped "Who just looks like a talking monkey."
"ooh! Talkin' monkey! Talkin' monkey! Talkin' monkey! Hey Monkey! You can come home with me and I'll feed you, and we'll have tea parties, and I'll brag about you to all my friends, and-"
"For the last time! I am not a talking monkey!"
Yeah, whatever. Then we can play dolls and-"
"ENOUGH!" Ganondorf screamed. "You two are so ANNOYING!"
Johnny Bravo and Mojojojo stared at Ganondorf with their mouths slightly open.
Mojojojo points at Johnny. "He started it."
"AAAARGH!"
Boy, this is pathetic... Zelda thinks
"If it weren't for you two fighting and all, we would've already dealt with this whole situation!" Ganondorf bellowed at the top of his lungs.
"But it is not my fault! He keeps on thinking that I am a talking monkey!" Mojojojo retaliated.
"And then we'll drink punch 'til it comes out of our ears and-"
The arguing went on until...
"SHUTUP!"
Everyone stopped and looked at Zelda.
"This is NOT working out! Ok! I am getting sick and tired of just waiting around here! So can we just get on with the fight!?"
"Alright"
"Sure"
"Ok"
"Um, so where were we? Oh, yeah." Ganondorf cleared his throat.
"Oh by the way, Ganondorf, I'm going to sit out you know since there's nothing for me to do, ok?" Mojojojo asked hesitantly.
"Uh, ok I guess."
"Thanks"
Ganondorf cleared his throat again. "You cannot defeat me! For I, know your weakness!"
"Yeah, right!" Johnny Bravo fought back. "Your just an overgrown pig!"
Suddenly, the two gigantic swords changed into a gigantic comb and scissor! Ganondorf then smiled evilly.
Johnny Bravo gasped. "You wouldn't dare!"
"Oh would I?" Ganondorf moved forward towards him.
Johnny ran for a large rock and hid behind it.
"HA! You can't get me! You can't get me!!"
Ganondorf smashed the rock with his foot.
Johnny ran away screaming, "BIG FOOT!"
This went on for a half an hour, until all the large rocks were no more and Johnny had no place to hide.
"OH PLEASE! Have mercy on me!" He pleaded.
Ganondorf took the tip of his gigantic comb and brushed the tip of his hair, which turned into a little curl.
Johnny Bravo gasped.
"Nooooooooooooooooo!"
He now stood up at his full height and said, "Look Buster, you can scare me half to death, you can destroy all the big rocks that I hide behind, but you cannot, I repeat, CANNOT TOUCH THE HAIR!"
Then suddenly, Johnny Bravo turned into...Karate Johnny! But somehow during the transformation, the master sword flung out of his belt and lay on the ground next to Zelda. (A/N BTW, while they're fighting, Ganondorf and Johnny Bravo were fighting an a ring of fire, so Johnny Bravo can't go outside of the ring and get the master sword which landed outside of the ring.)
Zelda screamed in frustration. "You idiot! Now you don't have the master sword!"
"Oops"
But suddenly, he remembered his hair and karate kicked in the air towards Ganondorf. Then, in midair, in front of Ganondorf's face, Johnny Bravo flicked Ganondorfs nose.
Ganondorf screamed and fell in agony. "Ha! I got you Ganon-dork!
"The tail! Go for the tail!" Zelda screamed.
"Ok!" Then he went to the back where the tail was located and started tap-dancing on it. Ganondorf screamed again.
"Hurry!" Zelda bellowed over the cries of Ganondorf. She was now freed of the firewall. "While he is in pain, the firewall is gone! Get the master sword! I'll try to hold him down with my powers!"
"Ok." Johnny said dully, then he started running for the sword, he was almost there, but then he turned his head while running, and said, "Ha! See, nobody messes with the hair and gets away with-"He smashed face first into the sword. "I meant to do that!" he said in a muffled voice.
He then tried to lift the sword but it was too heavy for him. After much pulling, Zelda got annoyed, and paralyzed Ganondorf for a minute. She then went up to the sword and pulled it out easily.
"There!" She said exasperated. "Now go and get him!"
Johnny Bravo charged straight towards the beast, not knowing that Ganondorf had regained his consciousness, and the firewall was back, he ran away from him when he managed to hit fire on his bottom.
He stopped in front of Zelda. "You know, I think I want to go home now, today was Pancake Day, and this is getting a bit boring."
Zelda stared at him in awe. "You can't leave without destroying him you idiot!'
"But-"
"No buts! Now go!"
Johnny went with his shoulders sagging. "awwwwwwwwww!" he whined. "I want to go back to my mama!"
Just then, a portal opened. "Ooh! Scientificy!" so he went through the portal.
Everyone just stared wide-eyed at the portal.
"Uh....Is that supposed to be there?" Ganondorf asked.
Zelda ignored him. 'I hoped this is a way to get Link back!' later, she too had stepped through the portal, closing the entrance back to Hyrule.
A/N Cliff Hanger! Want to know what happens next? Then REVIEW! Hot Fudge Brownies to everyone who reviews! We'll see if I make a next chapter!
