A/N I'm sorry, got writers block THANK YOU TO ALL MY REVIEWERS! And Hot fudge brownies to all as promised! (Some assembly required) just go to this site, follow the directions, and voila! Hot Fudge Brownies! I hope you like this next chapter!
Chapter 7
Scene: Daffy Duck is running away from Link.
Now where could he be? Link blinked. Right after Daffy Duck started running for his life, he started shooting insults at him from every direction. ("Hey Elf! Mind helping me find the way to Santa's Workshop!") But soon, noticing that he needs more of a distraction, took out a pencil and drew a warp hole. The desperate duck jumped right in with Link hot on his tail. Now they arrived on a whole different page inside a deserted castle.
"You can run, but you can't hide! I'll find you! "Link's voice echoed through-out the castle. "And you will pay..." he added in a hushed voice.
Link wandered to some old paintings. "Interesting...all of these paintings are portraits of famous people, but-"He turned to a portrait of a black duck with a mustache and a pipe in his mouth. "There's one I'm not familiar with..."
The duck in the painting started sweating.
"Oh well..." He decided to start the torture. "I guess I'll just burn them all to see where that filthy duck is hiding." He took out some of his fire arrows. "Let's see now, painting number one!" He aimed and fired. The fire spread through the painting quickly, leaving only ashes.
He noticed a certain painting give out a little gasp.
Link smiled in satisfaction. "I guess there's nobody in that one let us try the next." One by one, each painting fell to the ground, until one remained.
"One left I see, I guess this'll have to do." Link lifted his bow, aimed, and before he could let go, the duck sprang out from the painting screaming.
"Gotcha!" Link said to himself.
He knew the duck was getting away, but since this was a very long and narrow hall, he sat down quietly, and patiently took out his ice arrow, and aimed carefully.
Ha! That duck's running in a straight line! The fool... He let go. It hit swiftly on the duck's bottom, freezing him midway in a run.
Link walked over with as much ease as he dared. As he approached he saw Daffy's shocked face turn into shocked horror.
"You didn't think a mere duck could actually get away from the hero of time? Please! I've saved Hyrule countless times!" He continued to criticize thinking up everyway he could think up to scare him out of his wits.
"Well, now that I need you to take me back to Hyrule, I'm going to set you free, but don't even think about running, remember-"He lifted and arrow "I know what to do if you do." He smiled wickedly and put the normal arrow back in. He then took out a fire arrow and shot it at the block of ice surrounding the confused duck. The ice melted in a record time of 30 seconds.
As the Daffy Duck began to thaw, he shook his head violently. "Ow...major brain freeze!" He abruptly remembered what situation he was in, as he dashed in the opposite direction.
Link sighed, why do we have to do this the hard way? Link grabbed a fire arrow and fired. Of course, hitting his target thanks to many years of target-practice in Hyrule. Daffy Duck hopped around with his bottom flaming. Link chuckled, but his chuckle stopped midway, considering that Daffy duck had stopped his atrocious butt hop and had taken out his pencil and started drawing another hole in the ground.
"Oh no you don't!" Link flung himself at Daffy, his fingers attempting to brush by his goal as the duck fell head-first in the portal.
Link stood at his full height and gritted his teeth in frustration. Damn that Duck! His thoughts turned to Zelda. Don't worry Princess. I'll find a way to get back if it's the last thing I do! He then also jumped into the portal.
A/N OK. Well this chapter is the shortest of all I think, but I really need a vote from reviewers if you want me to continue this story! And I mean it!
