A/N Ok, I don't know why the hot fudge brownies link did not show up on the previous chapter but I'll just give it to you now! : D here:

Thank you to my fabulous reviewers! All 19 of them! I'll have personalized thank you's at the end of the chapter! (BTW sorry it took so long)

Chapter 8

The Princess of Hyrule landed gracefully on her feet when she was spit out by the portal. But much to her dismay, they were still in Hyrule.

Johnny groaned in pain as he lay on the ground in an awkward position. "Ow." He didn't exactly land as elegantly as Zelda had.

Zelda's thought. Could Link be here somewhere? I mean he could've gone anywhere! I have to try!

Johnny's thought. sob pain pain pain what? Where's mama? I want my pancakes! Pain pain pain...

Zelda went up to the townsfolk and asked each and every one of them if they had seen Link passing anywhere. To the little children, she conjured a picture of him with her powers.

Johnny was doing the same and was having as much luck as Zelda. He had drawn a stick figure holding pancakes and asking if they had seen his mother.

Finally, defeated, Zelda felt herself fall to the ground and was now on her knees.

"It's not fair!" She sobbed hysterically in her hands. "I'll never see Link again!"

Johnny, not quite sure what to do, said." Hey it's alright! At least you still have me!"

At this, Zelda started sobbing even harder.

"Aw c'mon! It'll be fun! We can go fishing, and horse riding, and then we can go to town and see if we can shove telephone wires up our noses!"

A crowd had now gathered around the two of them.

"What's that jerk doing?!"

"He's harassing our princess!"

"I think he should be hanged for the penalty!"

"No! Let's ask the princess! You highness Princess Zelda, is this man bothering you?"

Zelda smiled to herself in satisfaction and started sobbing harder than ever in answer to their question.

"That does it!"

"Get him!"

"No! This is a mistake!" The crowd inched closer to Johnny. "It was him!" he pointed at a random guy in the crowd.

The swarm jumped on the other guy while Johnny ran.

Zelda looked up in confusion. "He's running away! Get him! He was the one who upset me!" She pointed to where Johnny was running. How stupid are these people?

The mob abandoned the innocent confused person and ran after the real culprit.

Johnny ran for his life. No! I will not die! I will not rest in peace until I get back to my mama and eat her yummy pancakes! With chocolate chip syrup! He added thoughtfully, forgetting that his life was endangered. And sprinkles and banana slices, and even those breadcrumbs mama uses to feed the birds!

He screamed as he fell into a river. "Oh no! My hair! I just waxed it! Anything but the hair! Oh the inhumanity!!!" he paused as he swirled the water with his finger. "Ooooh! Swirlyee..."

As Johnny had fun playing with the water, he didn't notice that he had drifted Zora's Domain. A weird fish person came up to him.

"Oh Link! Is that you? Is that really you? It's is I, Ruto." She looked at him dreamily, "I've waited for so long, wondering how you'll look when you're grown! Now we can get married and live happily ever after!"

Johnny's eye's widened. "Uh... look lady um... slash fish person. I'm not Link! And even if I was, I'm really not ready for a lifetime commitment to a woman...uh...slash fish." He started backing away slowly.

"What?! Of course your link, stop denying the fact! And...what!" Her eyes shimmered with tears. "Am...I not g-good enough f-for you...?" her sadness turned to blazing anger. "I gave you the sapphire in exchange for you to marry me, and this is what happens instead?! YOU SHALL PAY!!!"

Suddenly, Ruto summoned a huge tidal wave to go after him. Johnny starts screaming and running back to the mob that was trying to kill him in the first place.

He grabbed on to a shirt of one of the people. "Please help me! Take me to jail, hang me, just get me away from that!" He pointed to where Ruto was coming towards him in the river. Her eyes blazing with fury.

The townsfolk look at each other and smiled evilly. "Well?" one of them asked another. "What do you think?" The other looked back at him and nodded. They started heading back to do their own businesses.

"Nooooooooooooo! Please! Have mercy!" A portal opened. "Ooooh, look! It's another shiny thing-a-ma-jigger!." Johnny stretched his hand towards it and got sucked in.

Zelda gasped as her prayers just got answered. Yes! Another way to find Link! She stepped through yet another portal.

A/N I've noticed now that I'm always ending the chapter with at least one of the characters stepping through a portal. Strange. I have to work on my writing techniques. And now for my personalized reviews:

Ron's Girly: I'm glad you like it! And yes, my main objective was for this story to be weird.

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PHEW! Finally done! Now R&R! And give suggestions too!