A/N Yes I haven't updated in a while but here you go!

Everybody, Zelda, Link, and Johnny Bravo were in one place now. And all were chasing after the damn duck that was hopping around which appeared to be on a blank page.

"A hoo!" Daffy Duck squealed as yet another one of Links arrows missed him by a couple of inches. All were very ticked off now. Link and Zelda because they just wanted to get back, save Hyrule, and leave all this madness. And Johnny Bravo because he knew he was missing his mothers' pancakes.

It seemed that no one was able to get hold of this duck as he was hopping around so wildly.

"NOOO!" everyone looks at Zelda, "I WILL NOT TAKE THIS ANYMORE!" Her face was red with fury and her veins were popping out of her forehead.

Only Link seemed to be worried about this. He ran and grabbed Johnny, who at the moment was fiddling with what looked like a giant pencil, (he had been drawing women for the past half hour they had been there.) erased his newly drawn figures, and drew what seemed to be a pile of sacks. He quickly hid behind them, pulling Johnny quickly after him. Because suddenly-

Zelda let out a tremendous scream of anger, and sent out blue flames that flew around wildly everywhere! Link and Johnny were safe behind their barricade. The duck however wasn't, he had been burnt to a crisp from where he had last stood. And chaos flew as Johnny soon found out that since his hair had been sticking up, that had also been burnt.

"That is it" Johnny says as he now walks over to Daffy, grabs him by the neck and leads him to an oven that suddenly appeared out of the blue.

"Uh oh" The already frightened and is now going to actually be cooked into Duck gourmet said, "This calls for desperate measures." He in that case miraculously (don't ask me how) wriggles out of Johnny's grip and jumps form out of the paper and onto a desk.

Everyone sees this and tries to do the same, but however for some reason can't.

"Ha ha ha!" Daffy hollers, since he finished applying the wet cement on the three of them, "Now hear this, I will give you a choice since that wet cement will disappear after I get back inside, stop torment me and go back to the places where you were. Where I put you in the first place, that is."

Everyone, largely Johnny as since he was now crying his eyes out for his burnt hair and missing his pancakes, objected and Link and Zelda were now spitting curses at him like venom.

"Now now, you wouldn't want me to do this!" He held the paper they were on and held it over the shredder.

"GASP!" from everyone.

"You wouldn't dare." Zelda started.

Suddenly Link says in disbelief, "I cannot believe we're being threatened by a stupid duck that has no life other than to torment others!"

Ignoring Link, Daffy answered, "Oh, would I?" He inserted the paper which then shred into millions of pieces.

There is now no image. Everything is blacked out.

"Oh well," Johnny says out of the blue (there's a white circle around him so you can see him now) "at least I got my talkin' monkey!" He walks out of the scene with a ticked off Mojojojo under his arm.

THE END

A/N I can't believe I'm finally done, I ended it because it was taking too long to finish, and this IS supposed to be a SHORT story. D he he. Review plz and tell me how you liked it!