Zipity-doo-dah.
Author:Nera
Rating:G
Catagory:Humor
Summary:Ever get a kid's song stuck in your head?O'neil
does and get's it stuck in everybody else head.
Disclaimer:This is just for fun.Stargate characters or not
mine! Neither is the song Zipity-doo-dah.Ok?Good.
Read on and enjoy!
O'neil was in the shower when he started to hum it.He
didn't even notice untill he started to sing it.He only got three
words out when it dawned on him.He immediately stoped and
looked around relieved to see no one.
'Dang it' He thought as he step out of the shower.
He got dressed and went to get breakfast.He was on base
so he headed for the cafeitra.Along the way he started
humming again and didn't notice untill he was halfway to
his table.
'Uggh!'
He sat down and began to eat.Sam and Daniel came in as
he was half through his meal.They went and got there own
meal and came over to him.When they got close they heard
humming.Sam glanced at Daniel and sat down.Jack still didn't
seem to notice them,that was till Daniel sang a verse with him.
"Zipity-doo-dah Zipity a".
His head snaped up so fast you think his neck should
have snaped with it.He saw Sam's and Daniel's smiles.
"Not a word" He growled.
Silence.After a few more seconds of silence.
"Yeah,I remember it now" Says and sings Sam "My oh my
what a wonderful day".
"Stop!" He says glaring at her.
"It's not a bad song"Says Daniel.
Jack shoots a death look at him.
"Sorry but if I can ask.How did it get stuck in your head?"
asks Sam.
Jacks sighs "I was going by the park yesterday when I went
home.There was a birthday going on I think and the song
was playing and I was at a light".
They smiled and nodded their head.
"It's been in my head since".
"Well don't worry it will work out" Said Daniel.
"Yeah,till then I'm going to humming a kid's song" He replied.
"It could be worse" said Sam.
"How?" He asks.
"I'll get back to you" she replied with a grin.
He sighs"Come on we've got a briefing".
"We still have ten minutes" replied Daniel looking at his
watch.
"Fine I'll meet you there"He replied walking away.
About five minutes later they went there different ways,so
neither of them heard each other humming a certain tune.
O'neil sat in the briefing room waiting,trying very hard
not to hum the annoying song.There was still a few minutes
to go before the briefing.He was a little surprised not to find
Teal'c in the room.As if on cue the tall jaffa came into the room
he saw Jack,rised a eyebrow,nodded and sat down.By now
Jack was very bored and was fighting himself not hum.
(A/N: I bet this has happened to everyone,right?)
He lost.He began to hum the tune.Teal'c who was used to
O'neil's humming ignored it untill he saw he didn't know it.
"What is the song you are humming O'neil?" He asked.
He stoped and looked at him desiding if he should tell him.
"It's a old song I know" He replied.
"What is it's name?" He asked.
"Um- it has a weird name,It's called-uh- Zipity,doo,dah".
"Zipity-What?" asked Teal'c frowning.
"Zipity,doo,dah".
"What is it's meaning?"
"To-ahhh,have a good day I guess".
He was saved from having to answering anymore questions
because Sam came in blissfully unaware that she was
humming.O'neil notice and grined,Teal'c notice and
questioned.
"Major Carter,you are aware of o'neil's song?"
Sam looked at him then at O'neil who was smiling that's
when it hit her.
"Uh yeah" she replied blushing a little.That was untill Daniel
came in whistling it.He stoped when when he saw everybody
stared at him.
"Uh,Hey" he said sitting down.
"You too know the song Daniel Jackson?" asked Teal'c.
Daniel looked at Sam and Jack who looked away,both
smiling.
"Yeah,heard it from Jack" he replied.
"So it seem I'm not the only one humming a kid's song"Jack
said.
And so this went on for a week in that time everybody in the
SGC had the song in their head.Even a few people off planet.
By the end of the week everyone was sick of the song but it worked it's way out and everything returned to
it's place.That was untill a certain Major went to a birthday
party and came back humming "It's a small world".
THE END.
(A/N:This took two days to write and in that time I had the
song in my head.Anyway,this is my first finished fiction.
Just in case you didn't notice,I'm a BAD speller!Reviews
please! )
