Legolas: I'm going to post your diary on the internet as revenge.

Way2beme: Too late. It's already on the internet.

Legolas: Nooooooo!!!

Way2beme: Yes! Now can we please get on with it? !?

Legolas: Fine.

Way2beme: Fine.

Legolas: Fine.

Way2beme: Fine.

Legolas: Okay! Now that we are both fine, lets just post the next chapter!

Way2beme: Fine.

Legolas: Don't even start that!

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Tuesday April 14

Thanks Aragorn. Thanks lots. I go over (aspirin intact) and he answers the door says "Thanks Legolas!" and is gone. No, he did not go back inside (wish he had) he left. He said "Just out for a drink." And left me. With.....her. I understand he was under stress, but come on! Me? Alone with Arwen? Better write my dying will now! Arwen hates me. Sure, she never says or shows it, but I know. I can tell. I figured I had better go in and.........face it.

Once I came in she brightened. Did I do that? Was she actually...happy to see me? This is for the history books! I'm going to underline what Arwen says and italic what I say.

"Legolas! How are you?" This must mean how is my love life.

"Erm, fine, just...fine."

"Really. How's your love life?" Okay. I guess the above was about my life- life. Anyway, at this point was tempted to attack her with an arrow at this point but realized that Aragorn wouldn't thank me for assassinating his wife.

"Fine. Just Fine."

"Also fine? You must be a fine person." Was this a compliment or sarcasm? Could not tell. Gah!

"I suppose."

"So tell me. Where is Aragorn?"

"Out..." Had to find something to tell her. Couldn't tell her 'Oh just out for a drink.' I want him to live. I (thankfully) thought of something that might just work. "Getting you some more sherry."

"Sherry? I haven't had any Sherry. Besides, you shouldn't drink when you're pregnant." Crap! No! Uhh....

"Ugh, did I say Sherry? I meant Cherries. Sorry." She raised an eyebrow. I don't think she believed me.

"Okay...... Well, when he gets back with the "cherries" I guess I'll have some." Oh no. She knows. She knows there are no cherries. Must call Aragorn and tell him to pick them up. When did so he was ticked!!! Yelling "Lego- LAS!! I don't have time to pick up Cherries!" But he seems to have time grab a drink. Feel as if world depends on me or something. Is unfair. Must call Frodo and ask to bring cherries over. Be right back.

LATER

Gah! Frodo not home. Neither Gimli, nor Sam, Pippin, Merry, Gandalf! Not even Mrs. Gimli!!!! (Note: Did not want to ask Mrs. Gimli as think she would poison them thinking they are for me. She does not like me much either. Why do no-ones wives like me? Dilemma!)

Finally got a hold of Frodo. Thank God for Frodo. Am up to 3 favors now. The printer, hooking up printer, and now, the cherries. Day 1 down. Why Day 1? I have a feeling Aragorn will not be back for a while.....

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Hello again loyal fans!! Much love! Finally updated! Accomplishment! V. Good. R&R Please!