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LINK, THE ANNOYANCE SLAYER: THE RETURN OF EVIL – FINALE

By: Janus Kamaren

Chapter 3: The Fight Scene


"And now, Link," Pikachu said, taking a fighting stance, "FACE MY EVILRY!" He leapt to the attack. Link whirled around, dodging Pikachu and drawing his sword. Pikachu turned around in mid-air, landing on his feet. He lunged at Link again, grabbing his head and knocking him to the ground. He punched the Hero of Time and was about to hit him again when Link bashed the Supreme Dictator's head with the hilt of the Master Sword, knocking him to the side. Link chopped at Pikachu, who rolled out of the way and delivered a swift kick to Link's shin. He did a back flip, kicking Link in the chin. Link fell to the ground, but quickly raised up on his hands, thrusting his feet forward, kicking Pikachu in the face and getting himself back on his feet at the same time. The rat spat blood out of his mouth, and shot bolts of electricity out of his red cheek pouches. The Master Sword glowing, Link deflected each bolt. Charging electricity throughout his entire body, Pikachu rammed his shoulder into Link's stomach at high-speed, sending him flying back into the wall. Pikachu laughed evilly. He snapped his fingers. There was a bright flash of light, and four short, fat, and unbelievably stupid kids appeared. They were n00bs. Link struggled to get back up to his feet. The n00bs pounced him, beating him with their little fists and began their idiotic questions and comments that all happened to be in caps lock while some were in 1337.
"WENZ THE NU ZELDDA COMMING OUT HUH LOL!111"
"GO WITH TEH M/0N SHE R0XX0RZ AND GIV U TEH HORSY!11!"
"HOW DO I GET THE WHOLE TRIFORCE IN OCARINA OF TIME!1?"
"TEH L3DG3ND OF Z3LDA R0XX0RZ ALL OTH3R GAMZ TEH SUXX0R!11!" Link cried out in pain while Pikachu laughed, enjoying himself far too much to recognize that this was his chance to finish Link off. Suddenly, Pikachu took a kick to the head and the n00bs were knocked off of Link. Link looked up to find Zelda, rubbing the "sleepies" out of her eyes and yawning. She helped him up.
"Thought you could use some help."
"Thanks," Link said. He realized that Pikachu had moved to a different chamber. Zelda noticed the n00bs getting back on their feet.
"Go get him, Link." Link chased after Pikachu, the open door shutting and locking behind. Such is common in the Zelda series.

Ganondorf and Don Pooh glared at each other. Ganondorf made the first move. He faked to the right, and kicked Pooh in the stomach. Pooh quickly grabbed Ganondorf's foot. He twisted it while letting go, throwing Ganondorf into a spiral fall to the hard floor. Ganondorf got back up, Pooh about to hit him again. He ran to the wall, Pooh chasing him. Ganondorf ran up the wall, flipping off of it and grabbing Pooh by the head. He threw the Don over his head the same time he landed on his feet.

Pikachu knocked the Master Sword out of Link's hand, and the two proceeded to grapple with each other, when suddenly-
"GUYS!" the Prep Tubbie shouted, running into the room. "Knickers are in!" Pikachu roared and blasted the Tubbie with electricity, knocking him out the window. Link punched him across the face and threw him to the floor. He quickly reclaimed the Master Sword. A glow emitted from Pikachu's right hand, and a light-blue scimitar, electricity running through the blade, appeared in his hand. He and Link continued their desperate battle.
"YOU SAT ON BOB'S RIGHT!" Pikachu screamed. "HE TOOK THE GREEN CHAIR! MY INNER CHILD DIED THAT DAY! YOU AND YOUR PEOPLE DESERVE TO DIE!" Link couldn't believe it. So this was what it was all about. A stupid event in 1st grade.
"You're an idiot!" Link shouted, continuing the battle. "That is the dumbest reason I've ever heard for launching an invasion!"
"BUT IT IS STILL EVIL!" the Supreme Dictator of the Annoyances responded psychotically. Link backed up against a drawer, Pikachu's sword coming down toward his head. He quickly rolled out of the way. Pikachu stopped canceled his swing, his sword less than an inch from the head of his teddy bear, Pooky. Pikachu gasped.
"TIME OUT!" he cried, cradling Pooky and stroking its head. "There now, Pooky… shh… I'd never harm you…" Link couldn't believe his eyes.

Don Pooh delivered an uppercut to Ganondorf's chin, knocking him into a back flip. Ganondorf quickly regained control, kicking Pooh in the chin in midair and landing perfectly on his feet.
"Yeah, baby!" he shouted. Ganondorf jumped and spin kicked Pooh in the face as he was getting up from the ground. Pooh fell to the ground again, finally still.

Zelda was having a harder time than Ganondorf. She was pinned by two of the n00bs, and the other two were screaming idiotic questions and comments at her. Actually, they had run out of questions and comments, so they just repeated themselves.
"Z3LDA SHULD B A MMORPG!1!1"
"1Z MY ZELDDAH T1M3L1N3 TH30RY C0RREXT!1?"
Shouting, Zelda threw the n00bs away from her. She whipped out two short swords and finished off three of the n00bs. The last one disarmed her and kicked at her head. She caught his foot and threw him to the ground. She flipped, leg extended, letting it crash into the n00b's stomach. Somehow, this finally killed him… it… whatever…

Link was knocked back against the wall. Blood was running down his cheek. He clutched his bleeding arm, glaring at Pikachu. Pikachu laughed at him, his sword in one hand, the Master Sword in the other.
"And now, Link… Hyrule is mine." Pikachu charged Link, both swords extended. Everything seemed to move in slow motion as Link suddenly grabbed Pooky and held the bear in front of him. Pikachu realized what Link had done, but he stopped too late. Both swords had run through Pooky.
"Nooooooooo!" Pikachu screamed as Link got out of the way. Pikachu attacked Link wildly. The Hero of Time caught both of Pikachu's wrists. He twisted Pikachu's left wrist, forcing him to drop the Master Sword. He kicked Pikachu away and quickly reclaimed his blade. He barely had time to block Pikachu's next attack. Pikachu attacked rapidly and ferociously. He was screaming wildly, spit flying in every direction. Shouting, Link disarmed Pikachu and stabbed him in the stomach. Pikachu gasped and looked at the blade, then back at his enemy. He made one final swipe at Link's face, but missed completely. Link removed the blade, and Pikachu slumped to the floor. The door opened, Zelda and Ganondorf running in. Realizing how tired he was, Link dropped his sword. Zelda caught him as he started to fall to the ground and held him close to her. Zelda and Ganondorf's voices were distant, and Link was dizzy. The Annoyances finally defeated, Link allowed sleep to overtake him.

TO BE CONCLUDED


LadyAkki-
I agree wholeheartedly. Tingle is evil. Nah, the shadow thing didn't come from Riddick, which I really don't plan on seeing. Not sure where I got it, actually.
Oh, and it's not the Random Gerudo. Her name actually is "Random Gerudo." I agree wholeheartedly. Tingle is evil. Nah, the shadow thing didn't come from Riddick, which I really don't plan on seeing. Not sure where I got it, actually.Oh, and it's not the Random Gerudo. Her name actually is "Random Gerudo."

Dark Sheikah- Yes, the car comment was all for you, my friend. I like Poser Tubbie, too. As you saw, I didn't have the heart to kill him.

Haylee- I don't like Dora either, obviously. Thanks for the review.

There is another chapter coming. Well, two of them, if you're all good little readers. So… don't ask.