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LINK, THE ANNOYANCE SLAYER: THE RETURN OF EVIL – FINALE
By: Janus Kamaren
Chapter 4: Finale
The Annoyances had been defeated. And there was much rejoicing.
The End.
…what?
What kind of ending is that? One that this story doesn't have.
The Annoyances had been defeated (they all went kerplop when Pikachu died, causing Random Gerudo to shout "GREAT ONE!"), and the people of Hyrule were having a PARTY, BABY!
This party included several things, including a drunken Darunia, a dancing/singing Ganondorf, and King Daphnes rejoicing over the safety of his bobble-head collection. There was also a very important announcement made. And this announcement made the people of Hyrule…
…have another PARTY, BABY!
THE AFOREMENTIONED PARTY, BABY!
Ganondorf, dark shades on his eyes, tapped the microphone to make sure it was working (which it was). He began singing without quotation marks and in italics (which requires some serious talent). Thus turning this chapter into somewhat of a songfic.
I thought love wasOnly true in fairy tales
Meant for someone else
But not for me
The people of Hyrule were growing tense outside of the Temple of Time, although a ton of Gerudo women were screaming wildly at Ganondorf.
Love was out to get meThat's the way it seemed…
Disappointment haunted
All my dreams…
Suddenly, the doors of the temple opened, and Link and Zelda burst out, clad in white. The people roared, but whether it was for the Hero of Time and the Princess or for Ganondorf and his mad singing skillz, no one knows.
And then I saw her face! (doo doo doo doo)
Now I'm a believer!
Not a trace-
Of doubt in my mind!
I'm in love!
Link and Zelda drew each other into a kiss. Aww, ain't that sweet?
Oooooooooh, I'm a believerI couldn't leave her
If I tried!
Zelda threw her bouquet into the air. Ganondorf had raised his right hand while singing, and the bouquet landed directly into his outstretched hand. He gasped and immediately stopped singing. He dropped the microphone, and his shades slid off his face and shattered on the ground. In the crowd, he saw Random Gerudo smiling prettily at him. He tugged at his collar, chuckling nervously.
Link and Zelda laughed and hopped into a horse-drawn carriage, which carried them towards the setting sun. What a cliché.
Fireworks rained down from the sky. The audience oohed and ahhed over this, but Random Gerudo's eyes grew wide. She fell to her knees and raised her arms above her head, looking to the sky.
"GREAT ONE!" she cried.
And so it was. The Annoyances had been defeated, their terrible grip on the land removed forever. Mr. Bovine, much to the dismay of his men, returned to his own world (some place called Paragon City).That one fanfiction web site decided that it was a sin to put three exclamation marks together.Link got the girl, as all heroes should. Ganondorf apparently was going to get the girl.
And Malon, for once, did not get overly jealous over Link's decision. How's that for a change in a Zelda fanfic? Wow, no other girl gets jealous over Link choosing another? Geez, that's… that's original.
Anyway, everything was cool. Pikachu, the Supreme Dictator of the Annoyances, had fallen and would never again rise to say "Yes… very evil…" again. The rat had believed that he would defeat the Hylians, but the odds of evil actually triumphing and staying triumphant forevermore are about as good as the odds of the Mormons being led by a liberal.
THE END
OF LINK, THE ANNOYANCE SLAYER
childsage- Glad you liked the story. Glad you liked Mr. Bovine, too.
Dark Sheikah- Hey, Jim Davis stole Pooky from me, not the other way around.
BreachOfPresumption- (bows) A pleasure to be of service.
Well, that's it. I may or may not have an "After the Credits" bonus chapter. We'll have to see.
Well (I say "well a lot), Annoyance Slayer is finally done. I sure had a fun time with it, and I'm glad that (for the most part) everyone else did, too.
As for future fanfiction, I have started the first chapter of a new story (Humor/Action/Adventure). It's about Link, Zelda's bodyguard, investigating the plans of Prince Marth, a new suitor in Hyrule. Ganondorf is there, but is he evil or just plain creepy?
Wow, that was a terrible summary. I'm not sure when I'll get this story uploaded, or heck, make up a title. Any ideas? Hopefully, this story will work out. I need to think it out some more plotwise. The Legend Begins is taking more of a priority right now, anyway.
Thanks for reading, the reviews, and the fun.
Janus Kamaren
