"The Cancer"

A/N: WOW IM SOOO HAPPY EVERYONE IS ENJOYING THIS FIC! AND THAT WAS ONLY THE FIRST CHAPTER! I ACTUALLY GOT THE IDEA FROM A DREAM I HAD. LOL WELL READ ON!

Chapter 2- What's Wrong with Goku?

Goku's POV

I arrived at Bulma's at about 2:20 that afternoon after getting ready and getting hooked on a half an hour of my favorite TV show. I checked in at the front of capsule corp. and was lucky that Bulma wasn't in any important meetings today. Thank God! My eyes went wide when I heard that shocking bit of news. She was ALWAYS busy! But today I caught some luck.
I wandered through the halls of the large corporation eyeing all the beautiful canvas' lining the walls. I don't know what got me so interested in art but maybe the fact that it leaves me with so many extraordinary questions about people. I inspected one carefully and let my eyes trace along the lines of many swirling and exotic colors that laced in and out of each other. Artists, in my opinion, own the most magnificent and sophisticated minds that I've ever been privileged to witness. Just to come up with detailed masterpieces like these you've got to be gifted.

Making my way farther down the hall I spotted Bulma sitting in her office scrambling through a massive pile of papers on her work desk. I giggled lightly and saw her head pop up from her paperwork. Then her eyes and face beamed as she leapt up out of her chair and ran up to hug me tightly.

"Oh Goku it's been forever! How have you been? I'm sorry I couldn't call you this week! Things at the office are kind of tight with all these new corporations sprouting from nowhere!" My blue-haired friend spoke at a pace almost impossible to comprehend.

"It's really ok Bulma! I'm just glad to see you're off today!" I laughed scratching the back of my head in response.

"Well not really," She huffed shifting her weight to one side with her hands glued to her hips. " Going through this paperwork isn't exactly what I call a vacation. So I was thinking about throwing another get together."

" That would be awesome! I'll admit it's pretty damn boring at home…I've missed you and Vegeta a lot. In speaking of him… how is our lovable prince?" I snickered sarcastically.

"You mean the royal grouch from hell? He's being his usual princely self. The only time he's really happy or not bored is when you're sparring with him." She smiled at her description of the stern and gorgeous man I had found myself beginning to love. But I couldn't tell her that. I couldn't tell anyone just yet. The first person I would ever tell…is Vegeta himself.

"So what brings you here Goku? Or are you just visiting lil ol' me?"

"Well actually…It's a personal matter."

"Oh," She cocked an eyebrow in curiosity.

I gazed down at the cold tile beneath my feet unable to look in those bright blue eyes. They were like mirrors and if I were to look too deeply she could see right into me. I was unsure to why I couldn't look her straight in the face but I guess the hero in me didn't like the fact of having to go to other people for help. It's my job to help other people and I did not like the idea of feeling helpless. I guess that was just the stubborn saiyan blood swimming in my veins.

"Goku? What is it?" She questioned me again with a ring of concern in her voice.

"I-I've been having these pains…right here." I placed a hand on my midsection. "They get worse and worse as time goes on. I didn't think anything of it until now. The pain was so bad this morning I could hardly stand up."

"How long ago did this start?"

I shrugged uncertain. "A few months ago."

"Well I think we should have you checked out." Bulma led me out of the room and down the halls to the hospital wing.

She opened the door and motioned me inside. "Go on in Son-Kun."

I slumped over my arms dangling at my side and my head hung low. " If I haveta…I hate the doctor! They just wanna rip my guts out! And feast on my innards like wild animals!"

She laughed at me and sighed. " Goku they're here to help you not eat you. I assure you of that."

"And what makes you so sure?" I waved an index finger at her.

"Because I've never heard of something as outrageous as a doctor eating their patients!"

"Exactly! Why the hell would they tell anyone!" I waved my arms in the air like a bird ready to take flight.

"Goku…please…now you're just overreacting."

I thought up something and thought up something quick. And it must have been the stupidest shit to ever come out of my mouth. "And I have every right to be! I heard that they don't just eat your flesh…they eat your soul!"

Dumb ass…

"Well you heard wrong. Now stop being such a cowardly ass and get in there!" She hollered and before I knew it I was booted full force into the doctor's chambers.

"Hello, I'm Doctor Weinmen." The doctor stretched out an evil latex gloved hand to greet me.

Disgusting…

"Don't touch me!" I shrilled, flinching away from him in sheer terror.

"Please Mr. Goku, will you take a seat on my examiner's table?" He tried motioning me to the table of sudden doom.

How stupid does this guy think I am? Laying myself down on his table to be feasted upon? Psht! Yeah right! It'll take a lot more than that bubby.

"No!" I pouted stubbornly putting my back to face him.

"Why not?" His devilish eyes traced over every inch of me like if he had just spotted his prey.

And yep…I was the prey.

"Because I don't trust you! And I'm not going to be your dinner!" The scowl on my face deepened.

Oh yeah, I sure showed him! Goku, 1! Evil meanie, zippo!

Dr. W's POV

Crap! This guy's like a little kid! Someone should have warned me of bringing a mentally retarded patient to my quarters. I've tried sweet talking him but now this calls for a step further. If he's as naïve as I think he is.

"How about a lollipop?"

Goku's POV

I wheeled my head around sharply to stare intensely at a hard cherry flavored sucker. My mouth watered automatically at the sweet burst of cherry on my tongue.

Moments later I sat on the doctor's table. Licking merrily at the bait I had been given. I had fallen into his trap. But maybe he wasn't so bad after all. The candy's good and I'm not foaming at the mouth from intoxication so he must be a good guy. Heh…silly me…thinking he was evil.

God I feel like an ass…

After telling him my symptoms, he made me pee in a cup and I had to face the needle. But that time he gave me bubble gum and I quickly agreed. It hurt like a bitch and I was a tad bit sore but I knew it was for the greater good. I had to know what was wrong with me.

So the good news is…He didn't eat me.

The bad news is…I have to wait a week for the results.

So I wait anxiously for the conclusion of these tests. I hope it's just nothing…but I can only hope.

A/N: Yeah that had quite a bit of humor crammed in but I'm a better comedic writer than anything else so I had to jam it in there. I was always curious of what Goku's reaction would have been if he really did go see a doctor and here's the outcome! Hope you liked!

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