The tale of a Mary sue

Another story hee yes well I'm expecting a lot of nasty reviews but before you press the review button to flame me just don't flame

Btw I don't own lord of the rings!

Btw many of u might recognize this story that's because my account got deleted by accident.. at least I think it was an accident.

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Peta was very unhappy, the best term for it was, pissed off.

Peta was pissed off because she was sitting in customs at Brisbane airport. (Australia for the ignorant people from those other continents, which neglects their geography.)

Peta had just been from back to Australia from Germany in isolated containment.

She had been sent back from Europe because;

A: She didn't have a passport.

B: She looked rabid.

C: She had stalked Orlando bloom from two weeks straight (the first week she had a restraining order placed on her) screaming that she knew his secret, that he was an elf.

This dispute was later settled in court where Peta decided that she would only speak elvish. Here is a section of the dialog from the court case.

"My client Mr. Bloom says you stalked him, is that true?"

"Namarie Arwen nagga daga thia, Galadriel haldir elassar."

This was in fact, all the elvish she knew.

Anyway, England sent her to Germany on a jet. (much to the disappointment of the Germans)

Peta sat at the airport for six days shouting the only German she knew "ELF" (11)

Germany, whose airport security is slightly better than England's actually asked if she had a passport. When they found out she did not it was back to Australia

Peta's parents were called when Germany called down under to say that she immigrated. After three hours of "how could you?" Peta decided she had had enough and went top to the bathroom. She looked at the long line of cubicles; finally she came a stall that had a sign on it reading

OUT OF ORDER (ALSO POTAL TO MIDDLE EARTH)

Peta didn't believe this at all. It was just an excuse so the cleaners had one less toilet to clean. She pulled open the door and just as her buttocks were touching the seat she heard a pop, and there she was in middle earth.

Legolas was having a VERY bad day. He had traveled all the way from Mirkwood to Rivendel to hear a message from Aragon and found it was:

You are a gullible Nancy boy.

HAHA

Your friend Aragon

Legolas decided to take his anger out on the forest and go and kill things; good or bad. He was just about to kill an unsuspecting but, slightly evil sparrow, when he heard a scream and a loud thump. He quickly finished the slow BUT slightly evil sparrow and went off in search of the squealer.

))

Legolas looked at the strange girl with her pants around her ankle, lying against the tree trunk. He poked her in the leg with the end of his bow and got no reaction. "Must be dead." Grinning he turned and ran off to tell his discovery to the twins, leaving a merely unconscious Mary sue in the forest… alone.

It was very dark when Peta woke up; the first thing she did was stand up then fell back down on her face; because her pants tripped her. Quickly she pulled them up, trying to find something to cling onto.

"Crap where am I? I must have fallen asleep on the toilet and now there has been a power outage." Peta then sat back down on the ground, trying to feel the cubicle door. All she felt was leaves.

"Okay I'm not in the toilets anymore." Slowly she got up and began to wander through the pitch black. Every so often she would run into a tree. After an hour of this Peta got tired and sat down where ever she may be and went to sleep.

Yes completely stupid no plot… but I thought it was funny and maybe you did too! Review!