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suing middle earth

Chapter 3

Peta woke up to strange voices, her head hurt incredibly and she felt dizzy. When Peta opened her eyes she realized her was being carried down a long hallway, her carrier turned into a large room and closed the door behind him.

She tried to talk but her mouth felt disconnected from the rest of her. "WANKER DICKHEADS LET ME GO YOU SHIT EATERS!" The words were torn out of her mouth.

Estel cried out and dropped Peta in surprise. "OOF." Peta landed flat on her back on the hard floor, she sat up and looked around her. Four strange men surrounded her, two identical brunettes, a greasy looking fellow and a blonde with a look of pure terror on his face. With his hands clasped on either side of his head, his mouth open as far as it would go and his blue eyes wide in horror he looked like the cute little kid off home alone.

"WHAT'S UP YOUR ASS DICKWEED?" Peta jumped up and lunged at the petrified blonde, and flung her leg out at him, kicking him in the family investments. Legolas shrieked and fell over clutching himself whilst rocking backward and forward whimpering.

Peta shook herself, what the hell had just happened? She couldn't control herself. Then the thought struck her, she was insane. It all made sense now, waking up in a forest, finding these men and not being able to control what she says and does. Her train of thought was broken when the brunettes started to roar with laughter.

Peta stood up. These men were giants compared to her, at least one foot taller than her.

The three stopped laughing and looked at her cautiously. Peta decided to try and make friends with these strange people and she straightened up, cleared her throat and said, "I come to you in peace."

Unfortunately it didn't come out sounding like that, more like, "I come to you SHIT FOR BRAINS!"

Greasy looking man started to talk to the others in a strange tongue, "googly goggly toogle dop." she is dangerous we should tie her up incase she escapes.

The brunettes nodded and before Peta could say PISS OFF she was bound to a chair and gagged by the men.

"Get up Legolas," Estel said.

Slowly Legolas got up off the ground and shot a death stare at Peta. These people were really strange they were all wearing leggings and shirts long enough to be dresses. The one called Legolas had white blonde hair pulled back off his face, blue eyes and pasty skin. The brunettes looked the same except they had slightly darker skin dark brown hair and green eyes. The greasy haired man had greasy hair a goatee and tan skin.

They all looked very freakish, then again so did Peta.

There was a loud knock at the door. "What's going on in there I heard screaming."

The door opened and a man who looked just like the brunettes except about 50 years older stood in the doorway. "Oh it's just you." he then looked at Peta in utter confusion.

"We found her in the woods, we think she's crazy." Elladan explained.

The man walked over to her and pulled off the gag. "PISS OFF OLD FART!" Peta lashed forward and sunk her teeth into the mans hand. The man yelled and pulled his hand back.

After he had recovered he said to her, "You ate the purple berries didn't you?" Peta nodded ashamed.

"That was stupid, those berries are poisonous, you have got temporary turrets syndrome, don't worry you'll be fine by tomorrow."

Peta sighed in relief, she wasn't insane. "Where am I?"

"In Rivendel, what were you doing in the forest?" Elladan asked.

"I was in the bathroom and then I fell and I woke up in the forest STUPID BITCH!" The men jumped back in surprise.

"Sorry." Peta muttered.

"We are going to leave you in here until you are better, we will let you out tomorrow okay?" Elrond said then left the room to bandage his hand.

"How will I sleep?" Peta protested.

Estel pulled out his sword and hit Peta over the head with the hilt. "This way."

"We aren't going to let her stay are we?" Legolas whined. "She's a menace not to mention full of germs."

"She can take a bath, your not scared of her are you Legolassy?" Elladan teased.

Legolas didn't answer and walked off to his room to sulk.

"What do you think about her falling out of the sky story?" Elrohir asked his brother.

"Bullshit."

"Yeah me too."

"Let's go finish off the ducks."

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