The blatant tale of a Mary sue
Chapter four
Ok I need 3 willing Mary sues who are ready to participate in the next chapters making random appearances, or wot not because I haven't thought that far into it but if u want to be one just say so and tell me the name that you want to be in the fic.
Please make names realistic or Ur not in it 1st in best dressed. CAITLIN YOUR ARNT ALLOWED TO DO IT!
Enjoy melamin.
Ps: thanks all reviewers Ur support influences me to be more stupid in my writing :D.
Peta woke up and wished she hadn't. She could feel the bump on her head that Estel had given her pulsing. The door opened and a girl stepped in with a broom. "Hey excuse me." The girl looked up, she was fairly pretty, not miss universe though. She had long black hair pulled up in a messy bun and dark brown eyes. She looked like she was from Egypt or something.
"Um hi can you please untie me?" The girl cocked her head to the side.
"Yes." The girl continued to sweep the floor.
"Anytime would be good." The girl still didn't do anything. "Please?"
The girl finished sweeping and stood up. "You are in needing help you are?"
"Yes help," Peta cried desperately.
"I help, you teach English," she said folding her arms over she chest.
"Okay I teach you English, help!" The girl smiled brightly and skipped over to Peta. When she was halfway to the chair she tripped over her feet and fell flat on her face. She got up then untied Peta from her chair.
Then for the next 20 minutes Peta taught the girl the English language.
"Thanks, my name is Ignazia," Ignazia said.
"Your welcome, I'm Peta."
"Come, I'll show you to breakfast," Ignazia said. The two walked down the hall conversing happily.
"And I went into the bathroom and poof I was here, they gave me job here and now I live here with elves," Ignazia explained. Peta nodded thoughtfully
"Elves?" It couldn't be true. Yes it was the elf told her she was in Rivendel. Peta was in middle earth. Oh dear god help us all.
They walked into a large room with a table and chairs. Peta presumed the elves pr to be Elrond, Estel, Elladan, Elrohir and Legolas were all seated, eating.
"Oh good morning Ignazia and… what was you name again?" Elrond asked.
"Peta."
"Peta eh? I could have sworn you were a girl," Elrond mused to himself.
"I AM a girl," she replied crossly, taking a seat near Estel and Legolas. Legolas calmly got up and walked to another chair as far from Peta as humanly possible.
Peta chose to ignore the rejection and looked at Elladan. He was pretty hot. Elladan looked at Peta. She was pretty…. Pretty ugly! Peta also decide to ignore the I-about-to–puke-all-over-you look that Elladan gave her.
"I have summoned Gandalf to tell you why you and a few others are here. He knows pretty much everything in middle earth."
"I am here already," The old man with a dilapidated blue cloak and hat on. His beard was old and gray, like the rest of him.
"You're early," Estel commented.
"I will arrive exactly when I mean to," the old man replied.
"He gives that crappy speech every time he visits," Elladan whispered to Peta.
Gandalf sat down opposite Peta. "So you're the hapless victim this time," Peta gave him a quizzical stare. "You're here because you humans in your techno crap way of the future world have caused enough green house gases to kill several species of frog. You've also managed to wear away at the layers that hold your world together."
"The ozone layer?" Peta asked.
"No, the dimension layers. You have fallen through one of the holes in the dimension and unfortunately it has led to our world, middle earth." Gandalf pulled out a pipe and started smoking it.
"How long am I stuck here?" Peta questioned.
"Forever, thank god you're only a mortal." He took a long drag from the pipe.
"So every time someone sits on that toilet they come here?" Elrond asked.
"Yeah, pretty much." Everyone at the table got really depressed.
"Can I have a bath and some clothes please?" Peta asked looking down at her half naked state.
"Yeah sure, take what you need." Elrond had bigger problems on his plate at the moment. Was it possible to stick a cork in the hole?
Ignazia showed Peta to her room. Legolas had put a request in that it was nowhere near his. Peta's room was quite cute in a medieval fashion. A cane bed near the large window, a chair in the corner for reading and a closet for her clothes. "Through there is a bath for you, it is filled with hot water there are some clothes in your wardrobe."
Peta pulled off her shredded clothes and got in the bath. She washed her elbow length hair with the shampoo that was left beside the tub. She found a nice pink towel and dried off then went in search of clothes.
In her wardrobe there were two dresses; a blue one and a red one. She chose the blue one and magically it was way too long. Still it was pretty and a dress so she hoiked up the skirts and went to the dresser. Peta brushed out her hair and pulled it into a pony tail. Now she looked pleasing to the eye, if you tilted your head to the left and squinted; like an abstract painting.
There was a knock at the door and Peta answered it. Elladan and Elrohir stood there grinning like ravenous hyenas. "Hello." Peta let them in.
"We have a proposition for you," Elrohir began, "we were wondering if you would like to become our apprentice?"
"We'd teach you how to sneak around act, like an elf. If you help us."
"What kind of help?" Peta asked suspiciously, last time someone asked for help she had been mugged.
"Legolas fears you, you hold a power over us, help us scar the nancy boy for life and we'll let you be seen with us." Elladan explained.
Legolas had been a real jerk to her, so she guessed it couldn't make matters worse, besides she needed a friend, there was no such thing as a Nigel Sue. "Deal!"
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