The blatant tale of a Mary sue chapter 5

Congrats to Nat, Megan, Sara and Brooke you are official Mary sues in my story you will appear in random order through in story not in this chapter but I have plans for u. thanks to the others who tried out. On with the story

"'Twas the night before all hell broke loose, when all through the house

Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse;

Legolas' weapons were hung by the chimney with care,

In hopes that in the morning they would still be there;

The victim was nestled all snug in his bed,

While visions of hair brushes danced in his head;

And Peta in her 'kerchief, (DON'T ASK) and the twins in their caps,

Had just prepared to get Legolas whilst he naps,

When out in the hall…"

"PETA SHUT THE HELL UP!" Elladan cried. Why the hell had they taken her as an apprentice?

Peta look upset for a moment then grinned happily as she held up one of Arwen's lipsticks and a handful of saw dust. Elladan saw them and returned the grin.

"Come on night won't last forever we have a lot of work to do," Elrohir snapped seeing Peta and his brothers 'moment'.

The bed containing Legolas creaked as he rolled over, Peta stifled a giggle.

The three invaders crept over to the prince's vanity which was covered in hairbrushes of all lengths, shapes and sizes. Atop of the vanity was the biggest mirror Peta had ever seen. All three cringed at how vain this man was.

"Elrohir, you're his height, where would his face be?" Elrohir stood in front of the mirror. "Good don't move," Elladan said.

Peta tried to reach the spot on the mirror that was level with Elrohir's face but she was far too short. "Elladan I can't reach," she whispered.

Elladan rolled his eyes and took the lipstick off her and began his work.

Legolas' eyes fluttered open. It was such a beautiful day; perfect weather to look at himself in the mirror. He happily plodded over to his favourite place in the room saying the morning ego enlarger. "I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts MY FACE! MY BEUATIFUL FACE! WHAT HAS BEFALLEN YOU?" Legolas screamed and ran into the bathroom. He jumped into the freezing cold water and scrubbed at his face.

He jumped out of the shower, slipped over once and banged his elbow on the door and ran to the mirror.

"NOOOOO!" his face was covered in horrendous blood red spots. Legolas quickly worked out what must have happened. That mortal girl Peta must have infected him with one of those mortal diseases.

He ran to his wardrobe and threw on the first set of clothes he could find; a pair of brown leggings and red undershirt. Then he stormed out the door in search of the germ carrier.

Ignazia was doing her morning rounds when she saw Legolas walking briskly down the corridor. "Good morning Prince Legolas," she said cheerfully.

"Don't come near me mortal wench!" He cried. Ignazia's face crumpled and she burst into a flood of tears and tried to run away but tripped over. Legolas just continued down the hall.

Peta had just come out of the dinning room when she saw her friend Ignazia on the floor drowning in her own tears. "What's wrong?" She helped the girl up and took her to a spare room.

When Ignazia had run the country out of tissues and had stopped hyperventilating she started to talk. "I said good morning to the prince and he called me a wench!" after that phrase she burst into tears again.

Peta's eyes narrowed and she squeezed one of Ignazia's used tissues causing the contents to dribble down her arm onto the floor. Legolas had taken his dislike for mortals too far!

Suddenly Elladan and Elrohir bust into the room grinning and laughing. "Peta guess what? Legolas thinks that you gave him the red spots on his face and he's about to go on a killing spree, for all mortals!"

Peta paled considerably. "Oh that's right Peta, you are a mortal, oh well it was nice knowing you." Elrohir said quickly then ran from the room to get good seats for Legolas's final act.

Ignazia look at Peta confused. "He didn't have any red spots on him when I saw him."

"We played a joke on him by drawing red spots on his mirror and now he thinks he has a disease," Peta explained, "I have to stop him before he kills all the mortals!" Peta and Ignazia ran out the door off in search of the murderous elf.

Legolas looked down at Rivendel, it was the busiest time of the day and the entire mortal population were outside spreading their festering diseases. He walked up the steps of the tower until he reached the top. He carefully pulled an arrow from his quiver and nocked it in his bow. Legolas pulled the string taught and aimed at a stable boy called Tom who was known for watching the maidens going to the toilet.

Peta and Ignazia took the steps three at a time to the top. Both were heavily panting as they carried Legolas's cure up the stairs. Legolas was just about to release his arrow when they reached the top. "No Legolas don't do it!" Peta yelled. Legolas swiftly turned around pointed his arrow at Peta.

"You," he said between clenched teeth. "You tried to kill me with one of you diseases now you must pay!"

"No look!" Peta and Ignazia pulled the cloth off the item they had been carrying. Legolas gasped and dropped his bow and arrow. He ran over to the full size mirror and peered at his reflection. "Their gone! I'm cured!" He cried mesmerized by his own reflection. Peta rolled her eyes. Finally Legolas stood up straight. "Thank you mortal girls, you have cured me. Allow me to make it up to you. EEEL is going on a hunting trip tomorrow we would be honoured if you two would come and be our slaves."

Before Peta could tell him where to go and what to do Ignazia blurted out, "We'd be honoured to."

Legolas beamed and thought of Peta darning his socks. Peta scowled and thought of pulling out a semi automatic weapon and blowing their heads in. Ignazia grinned and thought about not tripping over in front of everyone.

And so ends another chapter and I promise 2 Mary sues will be introduced next chapter!