Once upon a time there was a frog named Toad.

He hopped around like a kangaroo, then a ranger came along and eats the frog

without cooking it, and gets sick. He sees a doctor..

And the doctor accidentally kills him.

The ghost of the Frog persecuted the Doctor in the Surpreme Court.

The Frog hated the ghost of the ranger and continued to croak at the ghost

of the ranger which made all the other frogs in the court croak as well.

The croaking was loud, very loud.

Lord Vader the frog was in the pond enjoying the scenery.. and he shouted "Shut Up"!

Then, Lord Vader goes in and shoots the frogs. He goes to sleep, with the ghosts of

the frogs haunting him.

The ghost of the frog flies into the rangers mind and screws with his dreams, giving

him nightmares.

Throughout the nightmare he saw flying frogs made of chocolate.

He says, "oooo", then eats them one by one.

Frog A: "Hi I'm back... from breakfast."

Frog B: "I'm 4 hours past dinner."

Frog A: "Different time zones."

Frog B: "I just eaten a cheap microwave pizza."

Frog A: "Cool... Pizzas rock!"

The only remaining chocolate frog ran to the frog protectorate.

And calls with his cellphone for recruits.

And the chocolate frog and the recruits lived happily ever after!

But his phone melted with excessive usage--- it wasa chocolate phone.

And then he says "SHIT! why the hell now?"

So he goes to Shinn Asuka's house.

And shinn kicks his ass for seeing him in the showers.

He steals that pretty pink phone as a revenge, and calls recruit again.

Then shinn goes in impulse gundam and stomps the frog.

The frogs chocolate was so sticky Shinn's gundam couldn't move.

"Stupid ass modem, can't transfer chocolate fast enough! SHIT! what should

i tell chairman frost?"

But Kira the good guy comes in freedom and does justice to the frog.

Impulse is gone...

Kira: "HOW COULD YOU? BASTARD! DIE!"

The fight begins...

Justice goes between their fight and dies in a frog fight, Freedom and Impulse's fight rages on.

Then frog Kira jumps out and self destructs, both Freedom and Impulse blows up.

Shinn takes out a knife and attacks Kira, Kira kicks his balls.

Shinn comes out in destiny, slaps Kira and goes back into Destiny.

Kira is pissed and runs like hell for his life. He summons Nu Freedom.

Then suddenly destroy come out annd kill them both.

And they both lived happily ever after in heaven the end!

A/N: This story doesn't really make sense, you're probably wondering why. Well… the story was typed by a lot of different people. Credits: ArmyCats (started story), FAITH a.k.a. me (one of the writers), Frost (one of the writers), LordVader (one of the writers), etc. (I don't remember everyone, I'm sorry if I didn't add you.) I decided to keep it in the format that ArmyCats put in the file, so they might be a few errors in spelling or grammar. Please R&R. Thanks for reading.