Summary: (old summary, I like it, so I'm gonna use it) Naruto leaves Konoha at age 3 and gets trained by Jiraiya and later Itachi

Disclaimer: I dunt own any of the original naruto characters I wish though

Oh and the chap before was prologue not prolo sorry about that.I think Itachi kills Sasuke's parents when he is 3, 4, or 6? Why I am writing about this? I am using him in this chap

For this chap I am using 4

Oyeji- is that right?- father

Baka - idiot

Nani-what

Anosa-is that right too?- hey

Mate-wait

MEETING THE UCHICHA

(AN:The setting right now is a year after Jiraiya takes Naruto away and they are at the outskirts of Konoha's forest. Enjoy this chapter0

Naruto was panting he wiped the sweat of his forehead and spit blood out of his mouth. He looked up at the two chuunins in front of him.

"Heh, I knew he was nothing..... I could have killed him myself."

"Yeah, this little punk was just an annoying little pest hahaha like he was going to take us back to the stone village all by himself. Stupid tsuichikage (AN; Did I spell that right?) sending a low level idiot to take us? What an old fool! Aaahahahaha uumph"

Naruto stood up from the dead corpse his Kunai dripping with blood as he cut the chuunin's neck.

"Nani?" the chuunin was confused. That's a bunshin? He thought as the other Naruto changed into smoke.

The stone nin jumped back with a summersault and landed into naruto's arms?

What? There are three more! Kage Bunshin! The stone nin thought.

The stone nin could not stop Naruto from smashing his fist into the missing nin's face.

AT THE CAMPSITE OF NARUTO AND JIRAIYA

Naruto came to Jiraiya with the two bodies and put them on the floor.

"anosa anosa ero-sennin, you should've come and helped me, I was really bleeding from them. I guess even genins who just passed into chuunin are strong. Ero-sennin?"

"Hehehe oh good you did good hehehe"

Naruto sighed, I KNEW the reason we picked this place to stay in was beacause he wanted to peek.

Well Harem no jutsu!

Naruto changed into a sexy blond naked woman

"Jiraiya..."

"huh? Wow ehhh" blood was running down Jiraiya's nose

"Stop peeking at the naked girls bathing at the waterfall and help me tie up these men!"

"ahh"

"Lets get out of here"

"somebody's peeking at us"

Naruto and Jiraiya heard women yelling. Naruto changed back.

Jiraiya said

"Ehhh, you baka you scared them all away and I was just about to get new ideas from my book!"

"Just help me tie these men up"

"There are some nice stars tonight ero-sennin"

"Don't call me that."

"Fine ero-sennin"

"Shhhh do you hear that? Follow me."

Jiraiya and Naruto tiptoe into the bushes and found a man with an anbu sword crying. There was blood everywhere. But there was the most blood on his sword....

"Oyeji...' He was crying.."all of you, I'm sorry. I wish I was strong enough to protect you.... I only killed one of them. All the Uchiha.....dead."

"Anosa, are you saying you kille......" naruto asked when suddenly the man was on his feet and held his sword right at Naruto's neck.

"You baka" Jiraiya slapped naruto's head and stood up "you just revealed our location to him. You know you need to learn how to be quiet and sneak up on people. You're worthless."

Naruto eye's buldged.

"WHO ARE YOU CALLING WORTHLESS ERO-SENNIN...I....I AM GOING TO BECOME HOKAGE SOMEDAY FOR SOMEBODY TO ACKNOWLEDGE ME!"

"Shut up. Who are you and what are you doing here?" the man said.

Naruto groaned "You just had to say that right?"

Music came on and Jiraiya started to dance on his sandals and yelled 'I am the great and legendary sannin........ JIRAIYA!"

Both Naruto and Itachi sweatdropped.

"I'm Naruto"

"I'm Itachi"

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