A/N: Hi guys, this is my first fic here so don't be too harsh. Also, thanks to my cuz, Vanillagigglez, for beta-ing it, you're a star!

Tuesday morning, just as Bart was waking up, the horn of the school bus broke the silence and he heard it speed off down the street.

"OH CRUD!" yelled Bart.

He leapt out of bed and pulled on his tatty clothes. He jumped onto his skate board and swung out of the window, grinding on a line of Christmas lights which Homer had forgot to put away.

Just as Bart zoomed through the door of Springfield elementary school, Principle Skinner stepped in front of him.

'You are late Bart. Do you have a reasonable excuse for this?' he said expecting a stupid answer.

"Well I was late for the bus and had to walk, and it takes and 30 minutes to walk to school from my house," said Bart.

Bart then lined this story, with intricate details such as the cat with 2 tails which he met on his journey to school and the glue sniffing hobo sat on the wall.

"Right then Bart, that is one week's detention seen as though you just talked your way through a whole lesson," Principle Skinner said smugly.

While every one was playing out side, Bart was in side doing lines, again. While all the teachers were in the staff room, he crawled through an air vent until he spotted the staff room through a gap. As per usual, he felt like being mischievous so he dropped an explosive cherry bomb down the gap and it exploded right on top of the television, as well as breaking the vent and letting Bart fall in to the room right on top of Mrs Crabapple.

"Bart Simpson, WILL YOU EVER LEARN?" She shouted.

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When Bart's parents arrived at the school, Skinner told story then a very boring story about when he was in the army and about how danger explosives can be. After that, it was arranged that Bart should stay back 10 minutes after school to write lines about not using explosives in school. FOR A MONTH!

Please review and tell me what you think, I'm only new so I need as many comments as possible.