Disclaimer: I don't own any of the original naruto characters. All the jutsus I get are
Ano sa- hey
Matte- wait
Honto- really
Ano-um
Nani-what?
Itai-ouch
Yamerou-stop
Kuso-Dammit, darn, or shit?
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Yamerou! Yamerooouuuuuuuuuuuuu!"
The hunter-nin dropped down unconscious.
Itachi came out of the tree and said, "So you won't leave? Now, we start fighting!
Itachi's sharingan was already activated.
"How.....how did you escape the swamp?"
"Kawarimi no Jutsu (Body Switch no Jutsu) I switched myself with a log in the tree. Hmmmm 15 people left. Too easy."
"Byakugan!"Two Hyuuga Anbu ran at Itachi."
Itachi backflipped and dodged to the left only to see another hyuuga there. He jumped up and escaped into the trees but had to jump out because of two other hyuugas and became surrounded in a triangle of the three hyuuga.
Naruto was watching this from the bushed where Itachi threw him.
6 of the hunter-nins waited and stayed behind while the all the other Jounins fought.
Suiton Suiryuudan No Jutsu (Water Element: Water Dragon Blast Technique)
Itachi dodged the water dragon blast fired by a jounin and made some hand signals. The three Hyuuga jumped away as if being chased by a demon because they didn't want to be prey to one of Itachi's powerful techniques.
Ryuusa Bakuryuu (Quicksand Avalanche)
"AHHH hel-"
A jounin not fast enough to jump away was sucked under into Itachi's quicksand.
Kagemane No Jutsu (Shadow Bind Technique)
Shikato's shadow streched and was reaching out to Itachi.
Itachi's eyes widened. No... it's the shadow bind techique. If I get caught I won't be able to move.
Shadow Elimination No Jutsu (made this up : )
All shadows were gone in the radius of a mile from Itachi.
"Heh, Nara Shikato, I know how to cancel out your technique. Without shadows, you can't use any of your techniques. If you continue to fight you die." Itachi mocked.
Shikato suddenly smirked. Itachi knew something was wrong
Shintenshin No Jutsu (Mind Body Switch Skill)
Itachi jumped to his left when he saw there was a BIG shadow on him he looked up and saw Akimichi Choumaru.
" Hah! Bakika No jutsu!(Multi-size Technique)" Choumaru yelled at Itachi.
"Very good Choumaru! Kagemane No Jutsu(Shadow Bind Technique) Shikato exclaimed. Choumaru quickly redirected his fall onto another ground where Itachi and Shikato wouldn't get hurt.When Shikato's shadow Bind went to Itachi, Itachi's eyes widened even more when he heard,
Kage Kubishibari No Jutsu(Shadow Neckbind technique)Shikato exclaimed and was excited because he could be rich for catching THE most powerful ninja in Konoha.and wouldn't have to work anymore.
Shadows became hands and reached up to Itachi's neck and broke it and blood flew everywhere and a drop landed on Shikato
"Itai!" Shikato siad then the blood changed into a splinter and found out Itachi was a tree.
"Kawarimi No Jutsu?" Shikato wondered out loud.
"Hai." Itachi appeared in behind Shikato and put a headlock on him. Itachi pulled out a Shuriken when he felt metal on his neck. Ino's dad (Sorry don't know his name!) was holding a kunai at Itachi's neck.
"Let go of him or you die." Ino's dad told Itachi. His kunai accidently cut a little of Itachi's neck.
Itachi just smiled and went poof. So did Shikato.
" Both Kage Bunshin no jutsu?" Ino's mom yelled.
Itachi grabbed Ino's mom and made her look behind her and saw both Shikato and Choumaru on the ground unconcious. She gasped before Itachi's kunai hit her head and fell down unconcious.
Now is my chance! A hunter nin thought.
Doton Doryuu Taiga (Earth Element: Moving Land River)
The ground shook under Itachi and broke. Suddenly there was a big hole under Itachi and Itachi started to fall when the ground began to close up trying to squish Itachi. When the ground closed, All the Jounins sighed in relief. They had finnaly killed Itachi. This was their hardest battle yet. Heh, out of 15 people that went out for Itachi, there were only two casualties and three unconscious. I might get a raise. Hehe!
Naruto gasped when he saw Itachi fall and screamed, "Nii-sann!" He started to cry when he heard.
Mangekyou No Jutsu
5 Jounins foolishly looked into Itachi's eyes and fell into Itachi's own dark gray world.
You always feel your own family throwing kunais at a Pinata and the pinata is you and they never miss.
The 5 jounins just fell down clutching the areas they were hit from the imaginary kunai.
There were 5 Jounins left plus the captain.
Holy... This man is the devil. He is defeating us and isn't even tired. We are Konoha's hunter-nins we cannot lose! The Anbu captain thought
"Everybody! Konoha expects us to bring back this traitor alive or dead. I prefer dead so lets kill him! Plan A then move on to plan U-turn!"
There were shouts of agreement on the captain's side. With renewed spirit and strength, they all started to run toward Itachi and making Hand signals.
Suddenly, four jounins stopped andjumped to the trees two to the right and two to the left. The one still running at Itachi was a hyuuga. The hyuuga stopped using hand signals and canceled. Itachi's eyes widened as he realised the hyuuga was faking just so he could get close to Itachi. The hyuuga started to fight jyuugen style. Three kunais suddenly flew at Itachi from the trees. Itachi dodged 2 and the last one grazed Itachi's left arm. Itachi flew back when he was hit by the hyuuga right beside the heart.
"Hmmm, I missed." The Hyuuga said.
"You lose Hiashi." Itachi coughed out blood and ran with amazing speed at Hiashi. Hiashi flinched and Itachi hit Hiashi right in the guts . The Hyuuga master fell down and became unconscious.
Itachi stood up and said to the captain somewhere in the woods, "Heh your plan failed."
"No, Its just beginning." The captain said as he threw three shuriken at Itachi and took out his Anbu captain sword.
Mikasuki No Mai (Dance of the Crescent Moon)
The Captain started to attack when Itachi used the Kai sign canceling the confusion of the mirror image of two swords. Then Itachi made hand signals in superhuman speed.
Magen Narakumi No Jutsu (Demonic Illusion: Vision of Hell Technique)
The captain slashed the sword at Itachi and it went right through Itachi.
"Nani? Matte! Start the plan Hezuka. Hurry!" The Anbu captain yelled one of his teammates in the trees.
The Anbu captain suddenly fell down with a kunai stuck in his head.
The other anbu set off the trap that threw tons of shuriken at the ground. Then from the other direction more than 1,000 Kunais were launched at the forest floor.
Multisize rock no Jutsu.( I made this up too)
A little rock that was tossed up by a Hunter-nin was transformed into a massive boulder. The rock which was now a boulder flew down at amazing speed onto the floor and there was a big crash and dust flew up everywhere. Naruto saw the rock, he quickly ran away. All of the Anbu's cheered again. One of them told now assumed command and told the Jounin who used the Multisize Rock No Jutsu to make the rock smaller so they could carry Itachi's body to Konoha.
All the other jounins jumped and landed at the bottom of the rock. When they realized the rock wasn't getting any smaller they yelled at their teammate at told him to hurry up. The Jounin, Hezuka, now assuming control was a little suspicious. He pulled out his kunai when he signaled his group to be quiet. They followed Hezuka. Hezuka started to breathe hard he started to sweat like crazy. It was too quiet for his liking. He listened to the wind for a second and signaled for his group to slink into the shadows of the trees. When he got no response, he looked back and was shocked to see nobody there. Hezuka started to panic in his mind. He tried to tell himself to slow down and be calm.
"What? Nani? Where is my team. How did they disappear? Kuso...this Itachi is really a pain in the butt. He's like the devil. What to do? What to do? Alright... first step... find a good hiding place. Where is a good hiding place. There are only trees and Itachi's Shadow Elimination is over so there is a lot of darkness. And it's dark tonight. Wait.. there's a full moon. Ahhh no no think about the hiding place. That's it! I got it. The shadows can hide me!." Hezuka thought.
Hezuka turned for the shadows of the trees and bumped into someone. He looked up and saw Itachi. He gasped and took a step back and tripped. Hezuka fell on the ground and looked at his feet. There, he saw was his teammates that just disappeared. Hezuka then looked up at Itachi. Itachi had risen his hands in a fire element position. (Like Kakashi getting ready for 1,000 years of pain! Oh yea, Hezuka gets tricked easily because he's afraid not because he sucks at being Jounin. Itachi's just crazy. Hehe.)
"If you want to live, leave. Go to Konoha bring back a team of Jounins for your friends here. Tell Sandaiime this.... If he wants to kill me, he will have to come himself. Go now before I change my mind and blow you away with my secret Uchiha technique the Katon Housenka (Mythical Fire Flower)
Itachi smiled evilly and began to make hand signals. A piercing wail came out of Hezuka's mouth. He scrambled up to his feet and quickly ran away. Itachi put down his hands and sighed. Naruto came out starry-eyed and yelled excitedly, "Oi! Itachi. Teach me that Katon Housenka or that Magen Narakumi No Jutsu. Please please pleaseeeeeeee."
Itachi laughed and said, "Lets go and find Jiraiya first then we can discuss your training."
Naruto and Itachi quickly found Jiraiya on top of a tree about 32 feet tall with his binoculars staring at the waterfall. While he was staring, he had a pencil and paper and was writing on his notebook and blushing at the same time. When Naruto and Itachi were near enough, they could see blood coming our of Jiraiya's nose.
Naruto motioned for Itachi to be quiet and used his henge no Jutsu to transform into you know what. Naruto in his sexy no Jutsu form walked up to Jiraiya and tapped him on the shoulder and said, "Jiraiya.." Jiraiya turned around to look at Naruto. His eyes widened and blood came rapidly out of his nose. "Jiraiya-sama... bye." Jiraiya was confused. Bye??? Jiraiya thought. Naruto's hands touched Jiraiya's shoulders and pushed him.
"Wha.. Ahhhhhhh." Jiraiya started falling our of the tree and splashed into the lake under the waterfall. When his head came up he saw the girls he was spying on up close. "Ehhhh haha! Madam, will you.." the woman drew out her hand and slapped Jiraiya hard. He clew out of the water and landed on the dry shore where many women were drying off.
"AHHHHH EEKKK!" Every woman had kicked or slapped Jiraiya.
Itachi and Naruto were looking down watching the scene with amusement in their eyes.
Hmmm, interesting technique. If Naruto did that on me.... I might fall for it too. Itachi thought as he tried to keep the blood from coming out of his nose when he thought back to Naruto's transformation. Itachi said to Naruto, " Naruto, Lets get Jiraiya out of here so we could start your training." They both jumped down next to Jiraiya and tried to get out of his dreamy state. Jiraiya looked at Naruto and said, "Naruto, ehehe... you ..you can have all the ramen you want. Thank you....." Jiraiya's face was red as his arms moved like a zombie and quickly started to write on his notebook. WHen he finished he jumped up and yelled, "Ok Naruto, We will go to the Stone village to release my first book.... Come Come Paradise the prologue!" Naruto and Itachi fell on the ground anime style. "No not that! Me you and Itachi nii-san goes to Stone village to return his missing nins!" Naruto yelled. "OH yeah, and that." Jiraiya said.
"Ok Naruto, when we get to the village, We will start your training but for now you have to get used to these. Itachi took off his outer coat and gave it to Naruto. Naruto took it gleefully and suddenly dropped it.
"Geez nii-san whats in this?" Naruto asked.
"150 pounds of course what else?" Itachi answered, "And if you always question the things I give you to train, I'm not going to train you."
"Fine fine but how can I walk with with with..... this?" Naruto put the coat on and it was all he could do from falling down where he stood.
Itachi looked at Jiraiya and said, "Didn't you teach him about chakra control?"
"Oh yes chakra control! I know that so what I gather chakra on the weights to make it lighter?" Naruto yelled. He closed his eyes and started to concentrate. Naruto took a step and fell on his face.
Itachi sighed, "No Naruto you use your feet to make you run faster. Don't you have a brain at all? I changed my mind I will start training you right now. You need it. Start putting chakra on your knees."
Naruto closed his eyes and concentrated again. This time, he took 5 steps and fell on his face. Naruto tried again and again and again. Naruto tried this for 3 hours until he collapsed with Itachi watching and Jiraiya sleeping. Itachi suddenly sensed multiple people coming this way. Oh darn, what better way to send Anbus when I am accompanied be a sleeping and drooling baka and an unconscious baka! If I use Kage Bunshin No Jutsu they will sense it and come right here. SO I guess I will have to carry these two dimwits and use genjutsus. Itachi first picked up Jiraiya and Naruto and started to run. 5 Konoha Anbu stopped at a branch and waited for their captain. The captain turned around and signaled them all to go back to Konoha. All left except the Anbu captain leader. He had a mask that covered everything on his face except his right eye. He pulled down his mask and activated his sharingan. Kakashi saw more than 15 genjutsus being cast and still going. Whoever is trying to trick us is very strong I must report to Hokage-sama Kakashi thought. He leaped away and headed back to Konoha.
Sorry for not updating quickly I was occupied
Shadow Elimination No Jutsu- A Jutsu that can eliminate all shadows around the person with a certain radius for some time.
Multi-rock no Jutsu-Transforms a small rock into a really big one.
Hope you liked it and from now on I am not going to name my chapters. I don't have a brain to make them up lol.. well review!!!!
