Disclaimer: I don't own any of the original naruto characters

Ano sa- hey

Matte- wait

Honto- really

Ano-um

Nani-what?

Itai-ouch

Yamerou-stop

Kuso-Dammit

Yosh-yeah or roger Like taking command from a leader or just saying it for fun. Rock lee says this all the time

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In a forest somewhere

"I got used to this! I can run easily with these weights on!" Naruto yelled to Jiraiya and Itachi.

"Good, now come over her I need to show you something." Itachi said

Oh boy I bet he's gonna teach me a new jutsu! Naruto thought.

Naruto walked over to Itachi. Itachi took out two extra weights from his bag and blaced them around Naruto's ankles(like the place where rock lee had) Itachi took more weights and replaced the ones in Naruto's vest. Itachi threw the old weights away and zipped the new weights onto Naruto.

"Awwww more weights." Naruto whined

Jiraiya chuckled

Stone Village

"Oi! Let us in! We have come back and brought you your missing nins back!" Naruto yelled at the guards on the wall.

"All right just give us your passes." One of the guards yelled from on top, "We'll come down shortly."

Naruto looked at his two companions. Jiraiya was wearing the same as usual and was intent on entering the city to publish his new book. Itachi's face was hooded but for safety precautions, he used henge all the time transforming himself into a man with a large nose and big eyes. They all went inside after they gave the guard their passes and started to head for the Tsuichikage's office immediately. When they got there they hauled the two missing nins in front of the Tsuichikage.

"Here's your nins Tsuichikage-sama!" Naruto yelled.

"Thank you and here is your money." The Tsuichikage handed the three each a bag of money. Naruto quickly added the money into his money frog bag. (gamasuma?) "I suggest you go to the hidden village of Mist. There has been reports of one of the legendary mist swordsman wrecking havoc there. Goodbye, thank you, and good luck." The Tsuichikage then gave them a farewell and shut the door in their faces. All three were confused.

"So... weo go to mist village." Itachi confirmed.

"Hai" Jiraiya agreed

"Well, you can train me now!" Naruto exclaimed. "What should we do nii-san? Ero-sennin? Can I learn a couple of jutsus? Is it going to be ninjutsu or genjutsu? Tell me Tell me!!!" Naruto started to dash around them as he spoke and stopped when he saw the ramen sign. "LETS GET RAMEN!!!!!! ERO-SENNIN YOU PAY! Ehh? Ero-sennin?" Jiraiya was already in a publishing store. Itachi and Naruto could hear a voice franticly speaking, ".... Matte! Please if you would just SLAP itai.... Can you pose for SLAP plz just for the finish of my book and the starting of my new book SLAP itai woman.... Can you just do something like this or this without any clothing on?" SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP. Jiraiya flew out of the door right at Itachi and Naruto's feet. Itachi and Naruto sweat dropped when they saw a young woman come out of the store and stuffed Jiraiya's book into his mouth.

"If you want to publish your book you perverted old man, go ask someone of your own gender to strip down naked for you. I don't think any girl would do it for a stupid perverted old pervert like you!" She lodged her foot into Jiraiya's face one last time and went back to her store. "Itai woman! Hehe I like spicy and arrogant women. If only their slaps didn't hurt so much!" Jiraiya grumbled as he stood up.

Naruto went up to Jiraiya's face and yelled, "Hey Ero-sennin! Come buy me my ramen ok?"

Jiraiya suddenly fell down anime style and started to TRY to crawl away. Naruto started to walk over to Jiraiya when Jiraiya suddenly stood up and said, "Well Naruto, Itachi will buy it good bye!" Jiraiya ran away in a puff of smoke. Itachi was confused Why would Jiraiya would be afraid to just buy Naruto Ramen? Itachi thought. Naruto turned to Itachi with a resistible and ugly attempt to be puppy faced.

"All right if you would stop making that face I will buy you ramen." They both got onto the store stools and ordered their meal.

"I would like a miso (beef) ramen please." Naruto said

"And I would like to have a shrimp ramen." Itachi said

"Yosh a miso and shrimp ramen coming up!" The man behind the bar gave them their food and chopsticks.

"Ikadimasku!" Itachi and Naruto said in unison. They began to eat. Itachi's eyes buldged when he saw how fast Naruto ate. It was just ten seconds ago when there was a full bowl of ramen and now its empty! Itachi thought.

"More please!"

One by one Itachi saw Naruto eat all his ramen and kept ordering for more. Itachi counted Narutos bowl up to ten and Naruto was still eating. Where does he put it all? He's not that tall! Itachi thought. When Naruto was at his fourteenth bowl he stopped with a full stomach. I'm not paying for all that! Itachi thought, Am I? Naruto heard noises behind him and turned around. He saw that he started to have a crowd behind him watching him eat. What more he found out was there was people betting on how much ramen he could eat.

"C'mon kid eat just one more bowl and I'll give you half the money I am going to win."

"Yosh!" Naruto said. He ordered and slowly ate the ramen in 20 seconds. He split half of the money with the man who won the bet. Naruto looked at Itachi and found out Itachi hadn't eaten a bite of his ramen. Itachi was staring at Naruto with a mix of disbelief and amazement in his eyes.

"Thank you for the ramen nii-san I better go find Jiraiya!" Naruto quickly said.

"Matte!" Itachi shouted but it was too late. Naruto had taken away his winnings and ran away in a cloud of smoke. Itachi looked back at the counter and saw the ramen cook holding out his hands at Itachi. Itachi choked on the noodle he was just about to eat.

­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­ time pass

Naruto found Jiraiya in a bar with girls in his arms. Naruto dragged Jiraiya out and they found a place to stay in a hotel. To stop Naruto from whining in his face, Jiraiya told Naruto to do 100 pushups, 200 jumping jacks and practice gathering chakra into his hand and try to do Rasengan. When Itachi finally found them, he practically kicked the door open. Itachi had a big vein on his face popping out (like Sakura and Tsunande when they are mad at Naruto) and his face was dark and angry. He was breathing very hard and NOBODY tricks an Uchiha because they have a lot of pride and they can kick ass (sometimes).

"Oh hi nii-san." Naruto yelled happily while he was concentrating to gather chakra onto his hand. Jiraiya was backing away as he began to feel a killer intent from Itachi as he started to walk toward Naruto.

"Naruto...." Itachi growled. Naruto looked up from his hand, "Itachi....why is your face twisted like that?"

Itachi ran at Naruto and grabbed him by the collar and threw him out the window. Itachi continued to run with Naruto until they went to a forest. Itachi started to beat Naruto up.

"Itai Itai Itai Itai Itai Itai Itachi that hurts!" Naruto cried out as he was being plummeted.

"NEVER trick me into buying ramen for you again!" Itachi growled.

"Oh"

"Oh? That's all you have to say? You cost me the amount of money when I could have used that to buy a new kunai set I was saving up for!"

"So you didn't see the money I left you on my chair?"

"Nani? Oh."

Back at the Ramen store

The man behind the counter sighed as his store was filled with people fighting for the money the little boy had left behind. He wished the kid to hell. This isn't good for business! But, that boy's brother paid a lot of money. So I guess this is ok.

Back to Naruto and Itachi

"Sorry about that Naruto."

"Its ok Itachi but there is a cost."

"Nani? Do you really like me punching you?"

"wait just hear me out right now. Teach me some of your jutsus!"

"Fine how many?"

"Wow you agreed! Ummm, 108!"

"No about only three."

"Ok! What are you going to teach me?"

"One- water walking, two- Katon Goukakyuu no Jutsu (Grand Fireball Skill) three- Kage Bunshin Tai no Bakuhatsu (Exploding Shadow Clone Body) all of these require endurance and chakra control. You have no chakra control and you need to develop it with step number one. Come follow me to the Hot Springs."

"Wait what about Ero-sennin?"

"What about him? I bet he's already at the hot springs peeking. Come follow me." Itachi said as he started to walk away.

Naruto nodded in agreement to Itachi's comment and continued to follow Itachi.

In the Hot Springs

Naruto and Itachi entered the hot springs to find Jiraiya looking at something. When they found out Jiraiya was looking at the women's Hot Springs, Itachi sighed and Naruto immediately yelled out of impulse, "Ne Ero-sennin! Stop looking into the women's bath houses!" "Ahhhhh eeeekkkk." "Did you hear that? There's a pervert looking at us!" All of the women ran out of the bath, got into their clothes, and ran away.

Jiraiya sighed then looked at Naruto. "You! Why did you do that! I had a perfect view!" Jiraiya yelled at Naruto.

"C'mon Naruto, are you going to train or keep yelling?" Itachi asked

"Yosh! Train me nii-san!" Naruto exclaimed while jumping up and down. Jiraiya sad down by the women's hot bath stall and waited for more to come.

"Do this." Itachi said as he walked onto the water.

Naruto's jaw dropped. "How did you do that?"

"By accumulating enough chakra on my feet, I can float on water." Itachi explained, "Now get onto the water and start floating!"

"Hai sempai!" Naruto clasped his hands together and closed his eyes. He put chakra into his feet and walked on the water. Only to fall in and get wet. "Ahhhhhh why is this so hot?" Naruto asked while scrambling to get onto dry land. "Heh, if you keep falling you will be burned alive." Itachi put an evil smile on his face. Naruto pointed his finger at Itachi and yelled, "You know, that smile you have on your face is kinda scary nii-san." Itachi sweat dropped. Naruto smiled at Itachi and went back into deep concentration. Itachi looked at the water and started to reminisce about the past. He thought about his early life and how much fun he had in playing with his little brother Sasuke. Itachi would piggyback Sasuke around their vast lawn in front of the Uchiha mansion. Itachi was thinking all of these peaceful and calming thoughts when....

"Ano sa! Ano sa! Nii-san! Look I'm doing it ahhh " Naruto was just standing on the water when he fell creating a big splash that made Itachi's cloak wet. Itachi sighed and got off the water to look for a towel to dry off.

"Oi Naruto, " Itachi said.

"Hai!" Naruto spit out water from his mouth as he got back up to try standing on water again.

"Keep trying and call me when you are finished." Itachi took a towel and wiped his cloak dry. Jiraiya sighed as he walked away from the women's bath area. He walked up to Itachi and took out a scroll. He showed it to Itachi and smirked when he saw Itachi draw a deep intake of breath.

"No, this can't be. This was lost more than 200,00 years ago! This is... this is precious! How did you get this? Did you figure out how to use it? After you're finished, can you give it to me to study?" Itachi forgot all of his Uchiha dignity and started to prance around Jiraiya.

"I won't tell you. No only one person can use this and no." Jiraiya said firmly

Itachi sighed and looked at the sky, "Wait, you said only one person, who is it?" Itachi asked.

"Its him right there. The baka trying to overcome a simple chakra control when he could just use this. Hehe look he fell again! If he falls again next time, you have to come peeking with me." Jiraiya said.

"Him? umm ok to your bet. And if he doesn't fall you treat him to ramen!" Itachi said quickly as he forgot about the scroll. He thought about Jiraiya with his pockets empty when he bought Naruto ramen. He chuckled evilly

"Ramen? Ok deal." Jiraiya said. Oh I hope I don't lose. I can't lose if I treat him to ramen, I will be bankrupt and there will be no money for the ladies! Fall Naruto! Fall Fall Fall Fall Fall! Jiraiya thought.

Hmmmm, Peeking.... Is it ... fun? Why does Jiraiya like it so much? It's just a human being. I wonder........Itachi pondered.

Jiraiya and Itachi both looked at Naruto intently watching if he would fall or not.

Naruto stepped onto the water and stayed on! "Haha I did it! I can walk-Ahhhh" when Naruto turned to look at his friends, he fell because he found them staring intently at him.

"Haha! I win! Come with me after Naruto is asleep ok?" Jiraiya confirmed

"Hai." Itachi said

"By the way, what are you going to teach Naruto? I know of your three teaching methods. One is the water walking for chakra control. Your second one is going to be a ninjutsu because I think your going to teach him fire jutsus from your Uchiha clan. Your third one is going to be a deceptive technique. Maybe a trap or a genjutsu eh?"

"Its Katon Goukakyuu no Jutsu (Grand Fireball Skill) and Kage Bunshin Tai no Bakuhatsu (Exploding Shadow Clone Body). Is there something wrong?" Itachi asked as Jiraiya's jaw dropped at the last skill.

"But that's impossible!" Jiraiya exclaimed.

"Which one? Katon Goukakyuu no Jutsu (Grand Fireball Skill) or Kage Bunshin Tai no Bakuhatsu (Exploding Shadow Clone Body)?"

" Kage Bunshin Tai no Bakuhatsu (Exploding Shadow Clone Body)! Only a skilled ninja can explode their kage bunshin. It takes intense chakra control and a lot of experience from a trained teacher!" Jiraiya almost yelled, "Who is going to be the teacher? Me? I can't blow up my kage bunshin the right way! I did it my own way."

"I will teach him."

"You? Are you sure you can do that?"

"Want to see?"

"Hell yeah!"

"Kage Bunshin no Jutsu! Itachi created 5 kage bunshins of himself and made each dive into the water. Itachi quickly made hand signals. Kage Bunshin Tai no Bakuhatsu (Exploding Shadow Clone Body)!

The place where the copies were at blew up. The water rose 20 feet high and crashed into Naruto making him fall back inside the water. Itachi made more hand signals. Summon no jutsu. Itachi summoned an umbrella and held it up so he wouldn't get wet but Jiraiya did.

"BAKA! Why didn't you summon me one?" Jiraiya asked in feral rage.

Itachi shrugged and gave Jiraiya his umbrella and walked away to Naruto to teach him the next step of water walking/standing/etc.

Time pass (from day to night)

Naruto sighed. When will I be able to master a jutsu and not just a walking exercise? Why do I even need to walk on water? Maybe when we go on mission, we will have to walk on water! No it wouldn't be that cheap. We should face them head on! Yeach and beat their face out! And and-

Two shadows crept by Naruto's room not wanting to be heard. They froze when they heard Naruto saying, "Stop! You filthy people! Have you no respect to the 5th Hokage? Bow down to me and kiss my toes! Yeah that's good....." Itachi and Jiraiya both sighed in relief. They kept walking and when they reached the doorway, they did a high five and ran away. Naruto stood up and smiled, This is going to be a training night!

On a tree above the Hot Springs

"Here, you can take the binoculars and I'll use double vision no jutsu for a real close up look. Oh yes you have to know this jutsu its called The invisible Jutsu! Here I'll do it and you copy.

Invisible no jutsu and Double Vision no Jutsu

Jiraiya became invisible and could see twice his normal eyesight.

Itachi also used the invisible no Jutsu and looked into the binoculars. Wow.. He's right! They are a piece of art. Blood started to come out of Jiraiya's and Itachi's noses. They started chuckling while Jiraiya was writing in his notebook.

In the forest somewhere

Naruto was training. "All right, some of this chakra and some hand signals and this will make...." There was a boom in the dark and Naruto fell head face into the ground. "Itai.. I hope I remembered how to do that! Wait I'll try the rasengan that Ero-sennin taught me! Ok!" A large spherical ball made out of chakra appeared in his right hand. He was making signals with his left hand. "Ok lets do this! Rasengan!" Naruto charged at a tree and his hand cut the tree in half. Naruto fell on his back in exhaustion. Geez, that was cool but so tiring. I need to make something that would defeat my opponent in three moves. So I won't get so tired. Can I use rasengan on a moving object? Hmm lets try.. there's a bird! Rasengan! Again, there was a sperical ball made out of chakra on Naruto's hand and he charged at the bird and ...... missed. He tried again and again and again but Naruto wasn't fast enough. After 3 more tries, he fell down and looked at the stars. So, I can't use Rasengan on a moving object, that means I need to make my opponent stuck! Ok so I have a move the swap move Doton yomi Numa (Earth Element, Hell swamp) Jiraiya taught me that one. Ok Kage bunshin no jutsu. Naruto created one kage bunshin and said, "Oi you stand there and prepare to attack me." Naruto did some hand signals and ran at his clone.

Doton Yomi Numa (Hell swamp)

A swamp opened up under the clone and the clone got stuck. Naruto made more hand signals but suddenly Naruto's knees felt watery and his arms were heavy. Naruto realized he was about to black out. Kuso.. I used too much chakra! Naruto fell onto the ground head first.

The next morning, Naruto woke up looking up at a ceiling. How did I get here? Naruto then saw two faces bending over looking at him.

"Is he ok?"

"I don't know!"

"Why was he out last night? I thought he was asleep."

"This is your fault."

"NO. This is your fault you pervert."

"What? You're a pervert too Itachi. You liked looking at them and you know it."

"Right until you just had to scream 'Hey can you pose nude to me?' You made us both so hurt I think I have a bruise!"

"Hey it was instinct! I had to they weren't getting... hey he's awake now."

Naruto opened his eyes and looked at Itachi and Jiraiya, "What happened to your face nii-san? Its all purple and black."

Jiraiya started chuckling and Itachi elbowed him. "Uhh nothing Naruto I'm ok. How are you? What were you doing? You were outside last night when you were supposed to be asleep! Its already morning by the way. You've been sleeping the whole time."

"Oh yeah. Where am I?" Naruto sat up on his bed and looked around.

"We thought you were hurt so we took you to the hospital. Anyway, what were you doing?" Jiraiya answered.

"I was training."

"Training? Training! Didn't you have enough training with me? I thought you were tired after I was done teaching you! What were you training on?" Itachi said.

"Oh this and that. Umm nii-san?" Naruto said

"Yeah?"

"CAN I HAVE SOME RAMEN FOR BREAKFAST? I'M HUNGRY CAN YOU GET ME RAMEN?"

Itachi grabbed his ears in pain and yelled, "NO."

"Why not? Fine if you don't buy me ramen I'll I'll I'll scream ramen the whole time. RAMEN RAMEN RAMEN RAMEN RAMEN RAMEN RAMEN RAMEN RAMEN RAMEN RAMEN RAMEN RAMEN RAMEN RAMEN RAMEN RAMEN RAMEN RAMEN RAMEN RAMEN RAMEN RAMEN RAMEN RAMEN RAMEN RAMEN RAMEN RAMEN RAMEN RAMEN RAMEN RAMEN RAMEN RAMEN RAMEN RAMEN RAMEN RAMEN RAMEN RAMEN"

A nurse came in and hit Naruto on the head. "We have patients here you baka. They need peace and quiet! Do not yell like that or I will kick you out!"

Naruto looked meekly on the floor. "Sorry."

Jiraiya chuckled some more and said, "Hey you guys lets go. I have a tight schedule coming up."

"Oh yeah? What is that?" Itachi asked.

"I'll tell you later. Lets go before this nurse gives us a beating like yesterday."

"Wait. That was you guys yesterday?! You perverts! You perverts. You were peeking in the womens bath when I was there! You perverts!" The nurse started to hit Jiraiya and Itachi and threw them out the window. She looked at Naruto and Naruto shrank back in fear.

"Don't worry I'll go myself!" Naruto Jumped out of the window into a big trash can. When Naruto got up, he had dirt and dirty stuff on his face and a banana peel on top of his head. Beside him, Jiraiya and Itachi were the same but dirtier.

At the bathouse again.

After long a long time of washing and trying to take the smell off of them, Jiraiya and Itachi started to train Naruto. First, Naruto had to do the daily training made by Jiraiya. The training consisted of push ups, sit ups, running, jumping, throwing kunai and punching a dead tree. (Like rock lee when he was training) When Naruto was finished, he was taken over by Itachi to train movements on water, When Itachi finally let Naruto relax at noon, Naruto could stand, jump and run on water. After Naruto ate ramen, Itachi started to teach Naruto the Katon Goukakyuu no Jutsu (Grand Fireball Skill). They started to train at a place Jiraiya found. It was a waterfall. When Naruto finally memorized the hand signals, Itachi made Naruto stand on the water and use the jutsu at the waterfall.

Katon Goukakyuu no Jutsu (Grand Fireball Skill)

Naruto sucked up air and his cheeks became round. He let out his breath making a fireball so tiny it could fit into a baby's hand. Jiraiya and Itachi sweat dropped. They really thought Naruto could do it.

"Well Naruto, lets go to the mist village soon. We're running out of money because of you and your 10-17 bowls of ramen." Itachi said

"Awww already? Why can't we stay awhile? Alrightthen we go to mist village . Let me pack!" Naruto sped off thinking, Well along the road I HAVE to master this jutsu! Then I could be one more step to the Hokage and be respected by the villagers of Konoha! Just one step to no more cold eyes!

"At least we get to see a variety and then we could compare eh? Itachi." Jiraiya asked Itachi

Itachi just looked down on the floor to not show his friends his face turning red. Naruto came back and saw Itachi and gasped.

"Ano sa Ano sa! nii-san is blushing?" Naruto said. Then he laughed like crazy and Jiraiya joined along.

"I AM NOT BLUSHING!" Itachi said. When Itachi turned his face, Itachi and Naruto could see Itachi's face was so red that a person a mile away could see that Itachi blushing.

"Yes you are Itachi! Itachi is blushing. Itachi is blushing." Naruto sang in a child-like tune.

"NO I'm not! Come here naruto." Itachi tried to catch Naruto but Naruto was to fast for him. Naruto started running away with an angry red faced Itachi following him. Jiraiya sighed and followed them to the Mist village

Sooooo you like this? If you want any changes please tell me.

Sry for not updating soon I had school starting and can't really type. And I had to finish off my summer stuff. Imma sad.... Summer ends and school starts.... Sighs... can't wait till next summer! : )

Please give me some jutsus that I can use later on. Do you think that team 7 should be defeating Zabuza and Haku or Naruto, Itachi, and Jiraiya?

Well..... hope you enjoyed this fanfic and please review. Cya