. Disclaimer: all of this originated from Naruto. Except the ones you don't recognize.
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Ano sa- hey
Matte- wait
Honto- really
Ano-um
Nani-what?
Itai-ouch
Yamerou-stop
Kuso-Dammit
Yoshi-yeah
Konnichiwa- good morning
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AN: ok! Sorry about the THE END part. It isn't really the end. Just the end of the chapter. And yeah, you guys are really right. It just doesn't feel right to leave it like that. So sorry for the confusion and stuff. Well, Naruto still has a long way to go! He still needs to go to Konoha for genin exam and chuunin exam.
OH yeah baa-chan is old lady right? And obaa-chan is old lady hag?
Or is it switched baa-chan- old lady hag and obaa-cahn is old lady!
HELP!
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STORY!
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5 days after the killing of Naruto's uncle!
Tsunande was walking on the street. She yawned and stretched her arms out. Oh yeah! I can feel it this time. I am going to get a jackpot today. Tsunande stopped walking in front of the gambling center. She took out her wallet and checked her money. "Nani! I've been robbed? Who? Wait.... I remember now.."
Flashback
Naruto, Tsunande, Shizune, and the pig Toton, walked to a ramen restaurant for Naruto. When they arrived, Naruto yelled Ramen and ran inside the store dragging Tsunande. Shizune carried Toton and followed them. They sat at the seats in front of the chef.
"What would you like to eat?" The chef asked.
"Miso Ramen please!" Naruto yelled.
"I'll have a beef ramen." Shizune said.
"Sake!" Tsunande slapped her hand on the table. "Your strongest ones!"
"Hai! A miso ramen, beef ramen, and sake coming right up." The chef started making the food. Except Tsunande's. He just got a sake bottle and cup and placed it right in front of Tsunande. Then he started to make Naruto and Shizune's ramen. Five minutes later, he finished with Naruto's ramen.
Naruto was drooling by now. "Ikadimasku!" (AN: Is Ikadimasku spelled right?) Naruto started to gobble down his ramen. By then, the chef was done with Shizune's ramen. But..... "More!" Naruto yelled as he held his bowl toward the chef. Everyone was surprised except Tsunande. She was trying to get drunk again.
The chef smiled and gave Naruto more ramen. Shizune was startled. Where did Naruto put all that ramen in less than 30 seconds? Shizune reached out her hand and took a pair of chopsticks. She snapped them apart and ...."More!" Naruto yelled again. He got more. Now Shizune was really confused.
"More! More! More! More! More! More! More! More! More! More!" Naruto yelled again and again. After Naruto's 13 bowls of ramen, he felt good and full. "Where did you put it?" The chef and Shizune said together.
"Hee hee!" Naruto laughed, " Oh yeah! I forgot! I need to meet Ero-sennin and Nii-san." Naruto ran away. By this time, Shizune was done with her ramen.
She realized that Naruto had left the bill with them! There's no way I have enough money for all this ramen! Shizune tried to leave with Toton when she heard, "Shizune..." Tsunande said. Ahh! Caught! Shizune froze midstep.
"Can you give me that sake bottle over there?" Tsunande asked.
"Eh heh eh heh sure Tsunande.." Shizune said. She gave the bottle to Tsunande and ran away.
Tsunande was dizzy. Where is everyone? Oh well, Tsunande drained her last sake bottle. She looked up and saw all of the restaurant's employees holding their hands with the money signs in their eyes.
"Ehhh?" Tsunande looked around. She saw Shizune's one bowl. Tsunande smiled. Heh.. now all I have to do is worry about how much sake I drank. Tsunande looked to her right side. "huh? One two three four five six..... thirteen bowls!" Tsunande groaned out loud. "Naruto! I'm gonna kill you!"
End Flashback
Tsunande sighed. I don't have enough money to gamble! I can borrow! But that will total to more than 500,000,000,000,000,000,000 dollars. I don't have any money..... I'm gonna kill Naruto!!!
"Konechiwa Tsunande Obaa-chan! How are you? Good? Ok I have to go now. Bye Tsunande obaa-chan." Naruto left Tsunande.
Naruto started to walk into the forest to train again. In the past five days, Naruto was training to get used to the pains of the ancient jutsu tattoo. The tattoo was getting annoying. It always activated at the wrong time. Just yesterday..............
Flashback
Naruto was training with Jiraiya and Itachi balancing on a log while doing jumping jacks over a waterfall. Naruto was doing his 1,000,593 jumping jack when his left tattoo suddenly hurt again. His head felt a jab of pain and Naruto started to see a little picture in his brain. It showed Naruto making hand signals. After Naruto made the hand signals, nothing happened. The figure just ran away. Hand signals bigger showed in Naruto's mind and implanting themselves into Naruto's brain. When Naruto opened his eyes, he found he was falling down the waterfall.
Naruto was about to use his kage bunshin to create a chain of clones to hang onto the cliff. Naruto made his favorite seal and started to concentrate chakra but lost his concentration as his arm started to hurt again.
"Kuso.... Not again!" Naruto cussed as he was dragged back into his brain to watch another ancient jutsu take place. It showed Naruto falling. Naruto made some hand signals and suddenly, an unseen force slowed him down enough to land onto the ground without being injured. But Naruto could see that the figure of Naruto in his brain was exhausted after he did that jutsu.
Again the Hand signals became bigger in front of Naruto's eyesight and implanted themselves into Naruto's brain. Naruto woke up and, without hesitation, used the hand signals he just learned. Naruto didn't know what it called so he didn't name it. He just did the hand signals. At the end of Naruto's new jutsu nothing happened. Naruto started to panic.
Naruto redid the hand signals again but it didn't work. Naruto used the jutsu again. But this time, he put his chakra into his tattoo. Naruto could see his blue chakra forming in front of him slowing him down. He fell into the water safely. When he came out, he found Jiraiya and Itachi looking at him amazed.
End Flashback
"Man, I hate Maikeru-sensei for giving me this stupid tattoo on my left arm. It constantly hurts unless I train or eat ramen. That's why I have to keep training so it wouldn't hurt too much. And what the heck is on this arm!" Naruto looked at his right arm. Just like his left, there were markings on it. But instead of black, it was red. Naruto saw a shape of a fox head form on his arm and smile at him. Naruto flinched but when he looked back at his right arm, the fox head was gone. Naruto was scared. Was that.... Kyuubi? Naruto thought. Why does the kyuubi have to be sealed in me! This is the reason for why all the villagers hate me! The won't acknowledge me as a human. I hate.... No I do not hate Konoha. But what if I do hate...
"Naruto! Ohayo!" Jiraiya and Itachi walked toward Naruto. Naruto jumped and looked at his friends.
"Oh hi! Konnichiwa! Can we train now?" Naruto's right arm started to hurt again.
"Umm Naruto, that's what we have to talk about. You are training too much. Yesterday, you were training sunup till sundown! Even when you used so much chakra using that technique that saved your life!" Jiraiya said to Naruto.
"You need more vacation and fun time!" Itachi said. "Why don't we go to the hot springs? The village of sake is famous for its gambling, sake, and hot springs. A lot of people go there. C'mon, it'll be fun!"
Naruto pointed a finger at Itachi and Jiraiya. "Pervert! You just want to peek on all the girls in the hot tub there!" Both Itachi and Jiraiya sweat dropped.
"NO you baka! WE just...." Itachi was stopped in the mddle of his sentence when he heard,
"Who is peeking in the hot springs? If I find you doing it, I will kick your ass!" Tsunande said as she walked out into the opening with her pig and Shizune.
"OH Obaa-chan! Didn't I just see you earlier? Ero-sennin, I'm not going to the hot springs. I think I'm going to practice my chakra control on water." Naruto started to walk off in the direction of an unoccupied lake.
"Matte! Naruto! Let me go with you. I'll help you train." Tsunande said.
Naruto looked back and sid, "Hai ok!"
"Fine... if you guys are going, I guess we'll go also." Itachi said sadly.
Jiraiya punched Itachi. He whispered, "Who said we were going to go? I need ideas for my book! And you have given me great help! I need your brain for this!"
"I heard that!" Tsunande said as she walked away, "If you do not come with us, I will kick your ass right now Jiraiya."
Jiraiya turned red and whacked Itachi on the head. "Yeah Itachi, why did you even come up with that idea? Baka!" With that, he followed Tsunande.
"What did I do?" Itachi said out loud then went to join the others.
A lake somewhere in sake village
Splash! Naruto fell into the water.
"Haha! If you trip on water, I don't know how you are going to walk on land Hahahah!" Tsunande laughed.
Naruto swam back to shore. " Hmm, since I'm already wet I don't think I need these anymore."
Naruto took off his weights on his legs and arms. Then he took his weight vest off and his outer sweater. Then he took off his shirt and put the necklace Tsunande gave him on the floor. Naruto took out the scrolls Maikeru has given him and checked to see if it was wet or not. It wasn't. Naruto turned around to see Tsunande, Shizune, Toton, Jiraiya, and Itachi looking at him.
"Aghhh!" Naruto jumped and stared at Jiraiya and Itachi. "Are you guys gay now?"
Everybody but Naruto fell down anime style.
"NO baka! Your arms!" Itachi yelled at Naruto.
Naruto looked at his arms and jumped. "Oh yeah that. What?"
"You know the ancient jutsus and you didn't tell us?" Jiraiya screamed.
"Umm, I forgot..." Naruto said.
"How could you forget? It is on your arm for five freaking days!" Tsunande said.
"Gomen." Naruto said. "Now can you guys stop questioning me?"
"Naruto! What is on y our right arm?" Itachi asked.
"Uhh I don't know. It was just like that. I don't know what it is and how it came to my arms." Naruto said
"Let me see..." Tsunande walked over to Naruto and checked his arm. "I don't see any difference to any regular arm. It's fine." Tsunande said.
Itachi activated his sharingan, "Nothing wrong with it. It is just like my arm."
"Then what are those scrolls you were looking at?" Jiraiya asked.
"Geez! Its something Maikeru gave me before he died. I can't open it. It has some kind of lock on it." Naruto said clearly frustrated. "Can you stop asking me about these and help me train?"
"Naruto.... Lets make a deal." Tsunande said.
"Heh! Any deal you make, you lose!" Naruto yelled.
"Naruto!!!! Do not make me kill you!" Tsunande yelled back. "It's not a bet! Bet and Deal are not the same! If you let me Jiraiya and Itachi look at your arm and you answer all our questions, t hen we will train you the best we can. Right guys?" Tsunande turned to Itachi and Jiraiya.
"Hai Hai!" Itachi and Jiraiya quickly said.
"Hmmm, only if you guys always treat ramen to me!" Naruto said.
Jiraiya, Itachi, and Tsunande sweat dropped.
"Ok! But not every day! Maybe once every month!" Jiraiya said.
"A month! NO! EVERY DAY!" Naruto yelled.
"Once a week!" Itachi said.
"NO EVERY DAY!" Naruto yelled again
"FINE THREE TIMES A WEEK! OK? But you have to participate in paying." Tsunande said.
"OK! Fine!"
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End CHAPTER
Next chappie, I'm going to write what changed about the konoha ninjas
Then the chapter is going start out when Naruto goes to Konoha!
Sorry for the LONG update and SHORT chapter! I got writers block and I couldn't think of anything to write. And I was lazy. Sorry and review!
