Shock

Author's notes:

I probably didn't explain myself all that well with the other A/N. This was just some ridiculous idea that popped into my head one night. I honestly don't think it would ever happen. The idea simply came and wouldn't leave. Therefore, I don't even believe what I've written.

Pale Rider: I agree that probably all the characters are OOC, but this wasn't written to model cannon anyway. It was written to satisfy my mind. I couldn't quit thinking about how the story would look on paper, so I wrote the silly thing. I'm sorry to have offended you so much. I really have nothing against Ron, and think he's a great character. Very loyal – unlike his portrayal here. Thank you for reading and reviewing, though.

Perilous: I'm glad that you liked it. Personally, I think it was well written – from a technical standpoint. As for your question about "daggumit." I adamantly refuse to curse or make characters curse, so, being the good Arkansan I am, I used this really stupid term. It means the same thing as dad-burn-it, ect. It also means the same thing as the "D-word." So there you go. I'm just trying to adhere to my upbringing. Thanks for reading and reviewing.

Stu14688 ; )