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Chapter Seven

"Uh, gee why'd they run out like that?" Kuwabara stares after Nissi and Olivia.

Vanessa this is for you, Zelia Theb! gets up and, instead of whacking him, puts her hand on his shoulder. Everyone is taken aback, even Hiei who is so rarely surprised about anything.

"It's becasue now everything they've known themselves to be is all a lie...you know?"

"Now they have to think really hard about all the times in their lives that were weird or strange and be like 'duh! How could I have not known?'" Meagan adds.

"Oh." Kuwabara looks sad as Vanessa walks away and thumps back onto the couch.

BEEP, BEEP! Botan jumps, startled, and then pulls out a computer. "Hello Koenma, sir!"

"Botan, I want you to bring those four girls here. I need to speak with them."

"Yes, sir. You uh...might want to change. These four will definately laugh."

"Hmm..."

Botan looks up, a slight smile playing on the corners of her lips, "Meagan, will you--"

Hiei shoots off suddenly, going to retrieve the two on the roof, "Onnas let's go."

"Huh?" Nissi looks confused, and Olivia is still asleep.

He picks them both up, and drags them back downstairs. The two shiver. "You both have colds."

"Hm?" Olivia opens her eyes. "Ooh, it's so warm here. Where are we--"

She sees a pair of ruby eyes staring at her, and shrieks. Hiei winces, stopping dead in his tracks. "I was merely checking to see if you were okay, onna."

Exchanging horrified looks, Nissi and Olivia clamber off of Hiei and to the wall, both exclaiming, "SIT!"

Hiei flops to the floor, and the two pile on him. "OW!"

"Who are you and what have you done to the real Hiei?" Olivia demands while Nissi twists his arm back.

"I am the real Hiei, onna. Now get off of me!"

"NEVER!" Nissi cries, twisting harder. "The real Hiei would have told us to suck it up and move on!"

Hiei relaxes, and the two, for fear of squishing him, slide off. He sits up, rubbing the back of his head and his arm. He smiles slightly, "Well...maybe you haven't been seeing the real Hiei, ne?"

Nissi and Olivia stare at him, until he grabs their collars and is back to the Hiei they first met. "Tell anyone I said this and you're dead."

"SIT!" Nissi commands. She turns to Olivia. "And here we thought he could actually be sweet!"

"Okay you guys!" Botan says. "Here's Koenma."

The screen turns on and a baby appears, a pacifier in his mouth, "Yo."

The Destinies bust out laughing, pointing and staring at the baby before them. Koenma frowns.

"Koenma! I told you to change!"

"Yes, but I didn't really think they'd laugh."

"I told you they would!"

"Can't...breathe!" the Destinies gasp, rolling on the floor.

"You guys okay?" Yusuke and Kuwabara look concerned for the four friends rolling on the floor.

"CAN'T BREATHE!" they yell with purple faces.

Botan is pulled out of her argument with her boss at those words, "Excuse us, Koenma."

After several moments of back whacking, Koenma begins speaking.

"I wish for you four to enhance your powers, so you will each be working with one of the boys. Meagan and Yusuke, Nissi and Kurama, Olivia and Hiei, and Vanessa and..."

Kurama picks up Nissi, Olivia, and Meagan's desperate thoughts as Koenma pauses for breath. Please don't say Kuwabara, please don't say Kuwabara, please don't say Kuwabara!

"Kuwabara."

"NOOOOOOOOOOO!" the Destinies pounce on Vanessa, who is trying to get at Koenma.

"I'm going to get you, punk!" Vanessa lunges, only to be dragged down.

"Bye-bye!" Koenma disappears.

CRASH! A dark figures smashes through the window, a fireball glowing in the palm of his hand. Aiming, he tosses it at the Destinies, pausing for the slightest moment to see if it would hit. The four scream, scattering.

"Botan! Take them!" Kurama draws his whip.

Nodding, Botan scurries around, helping the Destinies up, and then shooing them to her room. The foe hisses, jumping after them.

"I'm sorry," Kurama flicks his whip, striking the foe. "But I can't allow you to go there."

A flash of black shoots by the foe, landing next to Kurama. Their enemy turns to escape, but is stopped by Yusuke and Kuwabara. Kuwabara's spirit sword is out, and Yusuke's right index finger is glowing, gathering power for one quick shot. But suddenly they distinguish their weapons and grin.

"No need to waste time on him. He's already dead." Yusuke laughs.

"Yup."

Suddenly, the foe splits in half, blue blood oozing from the cuts Hiei inflicted upon him.

"Hn. Easy," Hiei sighs.

"Is it safe?" Botan calls from upstairs.

The girls clamber down the stairs with pale faces that only go paler as they see the slashed up body on the ground, blood spreading across the floor. His skin is now mottled green, and two seconds later, he explodes, sending flesh flying over the walls.

"Oh my..."

"Why did you scream?" Hiei asks, annoyed.

"Perhaps because there was a fireball coming at us?" Meagan yells. "Yusuke, do you want a rematch? I need something to do before I--"

CRACK! Several lamps shatter. Hiei's eyes widen, "You're pretty fast."

"Huh?" Meagan stares at the glass on the ground.

"Didn't notice did you? You moved--all the way to that wall, where you then proceeded to punch those lamps."

"She didn't move!" Vanessa exclaims, fearing for the demon's sanity.

Meagan drags Yusuke off to arm wrestle.

"She did move."

"How do you know?" Olivia sighs, feeling frustrated by today's events.

"Trust me. I can see," Hiei's Jagan glows behind the headband that conceals it.

"What was that?" Nissi whispers.

Hiei pulls the headband completely off, surprising Kurama. Normally Hiei didn't show his Jagan to people unless absolutely necessary. To the Destinies, a purple eye is revealed at the exact same time that Meagan manages to pin Yusuke's hand down to the table. "What the--?"

Yusuke massages his hand, "It's the Jagan eye."

Nissi creeps up to Hiei, a wicked grin plastered over her face, "Meep!"

She pokes the Jagan, laughing. Hiei winces, a pain shooting through his head. As it subsides, he begins to growl low in his throat. It is a growl that makes Nissi want to run away. And run away she does--right behind Kurama. Kurama shields Nissi, scolding Hiei.

"Oh no. These onna's have caused me great pains and now--I'm going to kill them."

"Uh, um...oh! Kurama, let's go work on my techniques," she pleads, pulling him out the door.

Everyone else stares.

Hurray! Chapter Seven--there it is, people. But such a bad place to leave off... u.u Well, there it is anyways...thanx to Zelia Theb for commenting. She writes excellent chapters. If there are any yaoi lovers out there, Mischief 101 is an excellent story. I'd recommend it. 33333333333 Hahaha! I finally learned how to do the heart thing! Well, see you next chapter readers!