Becoming A Man

Chapter Three- Ladies Man?

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Shags: Sorry it's taken me so long to update, but schools a drag, and I'm lazy as hell.

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But Kenny didn't say a word, he just stared into space.

"Kenny you okay man?" Ray asked.

"Untie me now" Kenny said in a cold, uncaring voice.

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Everyone occupying the room stared at the normally quiet boy in shock.

"Are you okay Kenny?" Tyson asked looked concerned "I mean do you have any questions or anything? You look really pale" Tyson trailed off.

"I'm fine" Kenny said in the same cold voice. "Untie me. Now."

Max looked towards Kai, asking him for the okay, and when he received a brief nod, Max went to release Kenny of the binds that held him.

"I have to go, Dinner soon you know" Kenny tells them quietly, with his head down, his friends unable to see his face.

Everyone in the room looked towards the clock on Tyson's bedside table. Everyone was shocked and Tyson yelled out "Kenny! Dude it's only ONE!"

But Kenny was gone.

"Hey, maybe we should go find him" Hilary said, with a hint of concern edging in her voice.

"No." Kai said, his cold authoritative voice taking over " He's probably off somewhere trying to process this information"

Kenny walked quickly and quietly off the Granger compound, looking around frantically to check if anyone was following him. When he realized the coast was clear, he breathed a sigh of relief. Making his large bangs move slightly.

' I should really get my hair cut' Kenny thought to himself ' and get some new clothes, I look like a nerd'

Kenny made his way over to the local mall, where conveniently there was a hair salon. Briskly he walked in and demanded an appointment with the best they had to offer.

The beautiful young woman at the front desk looked taken aback, but didn't dare to say anything, and just nodded her head towards the back, and lead him to another beautiful young woman.

"Hi, my name is Tori" The young hairdresser swooned as he nodded his head at her indifferently.

"Cut my hair, that's what I came for, I'm not paying you for idle chit chat, CUT MY HAIR WOMAN" Kenny yelled as he sat down in the chair, and she washed his hair.

Tori felt shivers run up and down her body, and looked up, and did a little jump/swoon. She bent over to wash Kenny's hair, and sighed in bliss as she felt his soft tendrils flow through her fingers.

"Don't drool over my hair you baka" Kenny sneered.

"Y...yes sir" Tori heard herself muttering under her breathe.

"Are you not done washing my hair...you've been at it for like 10 minutes!" boomed Kenny from beneath her.

"S...sorry" She stuttered.

"You best be!" Kenny exclaimed.

Soon after the hairdresser rinses Kenny's hair and towel dries it, she led him into the chair so she may begin cutting his hair.

"Ummm...s..sir...what would you like done?" Tori asked quietly.

"What the hell should I know, do I LOOK like the professional HERE!" Kenny yelled.

An hour passed before Kenny could finally move himself from the chair, he looked briskly into the mirror and nodded, and threw back an 100 dollar bill, and said without looking back

"You ladies buy yourselves something nice"

Kenny walked out into the dark abyss known as the mall, and looked around, searching for a store he could find decent clothes in, though he failed to notice all the hungry looks women we giving him as they walked by.

Slowly Kenny made his way into a store for men.

Minutes later he walked out, dressed in a sharp black dress shirt, and nice dress paints.

Kenny did a little spin around in the front of the store, and flicked his collar up.

"If I was old enough to buy smokes, I so would. Right now" Kenny stated to himself as he started to walk towards the exit.

A young woman fainted at the sight of him, and her other little girl friends crowded around her, all staring at Kenny in wonder, he pursed his lips in a sexy look and nodded his heads towards them, and stuck his ass out for good measure.

And with that he left the mall with a lovely little smirk on his face. He knew he was the cats banana and he would be damned if he didn't show it.

As he ventured home he was swarmed by packs of fan-crazed ladies wanting to get a little action with Kenny. But he managed to evade any touching. By the time Kenny got home it was about 4:00 in the afternoon.

"MOOOOOOOOOM...i'm home" Kenny yelled as he stepped through the door.

"Oh Kenny dear, I made an appointment so you could get your glasses fixed" Kenny's mother yelled from the kitchen.

Kenny laughed mischievously and said "I don't think I'll need my glasses anymore" and raced up the stairs to his room.

As Kenny entered the sanctuary of his bedroom he laughed to himself whilst bobbing his head.

"Aw yeah" Kenny said to himself.

"Good ol' internet porn"