Leo: Yeah huh! I'm back with part 2! Go me! Some one read it and liked! I'm all happy inside now! And I don't have to light my computer on fire! Thank you, to Sweetlilbee (What a cute name) I will write more! To 'Nameless One' I thought it would be great if Bakura the big tough all powerful tomb thief, nearly massacres himself! If Yami wanted him dead in Egypt he should have just locked him in a room with kitchen utensils. To Chesuli, who's always there to read my stories (even if they should suck): the characters are much different in this story than they are in "Going Under". This is my way of getting all views of what the characters could possibly be. Except Bakura, he's pretty must the same all the way around. I'm glad you liked their conversation in the kitchen! I worked hard to think up that part. About the whole bleeding and towel thing, if you press a wound hard enough with something, the blood will clot and stop the bleeding, so if you press hard enough it will close even with the towels absorbency (trust me on this! Personal experience! And in the kitchen too, funny huh?) the towel is just handy for damage control, cause if he gets blood on Ryou's carpet...oh..let's not even paint that image!
Bakura: Yeah yeah, get on with it.
Seto: Can we get to the important parts! I just want to get this over with!
Leo: Yeah, right..you just want to kiss Kura!
Seto: What?
Bakura: Really now?
Seto: No.
Leo: Your blushing!
Seto: Just get to the next damn part!
Leo: Okay! Part two! This is in Seto's point of View!

You Can Say That Again Part 2 Dining With A Kaiba

He's absolutely gorgeous! You tell anyone I said something that cheesy and you'll be hearing from my personal retailiations department! Trust me on that! Anyway...what was I say? Oh right, he's like a masterpiece! I'm not obsessed! I know you didn't say that but you're thinking it!

Okay, so perhaps I am obsessed...But I'm Seto Kaiba, richest man in Japan! (That Rhymed..cool) I can have anything I want! But I've never wanted anything like him before. I must say I was so incredibly lucky to happen to chance upon the opportunity to 'save him', so to speak, from himself...And Ryou played along very well! Telling Yami to come over was the best thing he could have done. But then he WAS paying back the favor he owed me.

Did I tell Bakura I put Ryou up to this? Of course not! Tch! I'm not stupid! I know that he'd have probably decked me, not that I couldn't take it, but that really wouldn't have helped me now would it?

As you can see, from my little scheme, I was not very confident in so much as getting the thief's attention. Partially due to the fact that we never so much as spoke to each other before. Why do I have an attraction to him then? Simple: He's wicked, twisted, Hates Yami, has cute little random outbursts, and is just beautiful! Okay, so maybe you can't really understand that well what I mean but you'll see! I'm rarely wrong! (When I am, just hope you're not the one to tell me that)

After adorning him in nice new, not blood stained, (very hot) clothes, we found ourselves in a nice little resteraunt. I didn't really take in the details of the place, because I was too busy taking in every detail of the white haired human shaped god hanging on to my arm.

I was relieved that he was easy to sway. Actually quite easy, considering he grabbed my ass in a public place. I shook my head free of the thought as I could feel my face heat up. He looked up a me and smirked. It was one of those 'I'm up to something nah! nah!' smirks. I smiled anyway. It couldn't be that bad, I mean he was still hanging on my arm so...

I looked down at him. The only way you could tell he's injured himself was the bandage on his arm from where he cut himself. Luckly I managed to get it bandaged while he was bitching out Malik or Marik, or which ever one it was. Those two are complete freaks...Plain and simple.

But I'm not talking about them! Or I could go into an entire story about why they are freaks, but I won't scare you away with the facts. Of course I might scare away myself first...Can you do that? Hey! Quit laughing at me! Who do you think I have to ask these kind of questions to? I really don't need people thinking I'm crazy, even though I quite possibly am...so I can't exactly just say them out loud I'm the president of a huge company! Damn it I said quit laughing! And now I'm off topic again!

Okay, now that your done in your hysterics...I spoke briefly with the waiter. He took us to a nice area by a window. He sat across from me. We ordered drinks and the man left.

"This is nice, Kaiba, or can I call you Seto?" he smiled again, leaning forward putting his elbow on the table and folding his hand together under his chin.

"You can call me Seto, it sounds more personal."

"Then I will, Seto."

I went to say something when I heard a voice call out my name. I looked up and saw one of the most annoying people in the entire city of Domino walking toward us. Of course Bakura didn't see him because his back was to him.

"Hey Kaiba! Whatcha doin here?" The thickly New Yorken (or how ever the hell it's said) accented voice of Joey Wheeler (first class idiot) sounded.

"Why do you insist on talking to me like we're...friends?" I spat out the last word with distaste. I couldn't, and still can't, picture myself actually tolerating his presence for more than fifteen seconds at a time.

"Geeze man, you'd think we never went through all those crazy adventures togetha! Do ya got ta be so cold, man?"

"Yes, yes I do." I got a chuckled out of Bakura for that one. "What are you doing in a place like this? Isn't it a little expensive for a dog like you?"

"I'm not a damn dog, Kaiba! And I'm with Otogi!"

"How fitting a dog with its master."

"Grrr...Oh, Ryou! I didn't see ya there! How are you buddy?" Joey looked down at Bakura and gave him a 'friendly' smack on the back. I winced when I heard Bakura howl out in pain. I stood up and grabbed Joey by the collar, before Bakura could. Because we all know what Bakura does to people who piss him off...And as much as I hated the moron, he didn't need to die...yet.

"Look you stupid mutt, that's not Ryou! That's Bakura and his back is hurting right now. Touch him again and I'll kill you, while he cheers me on!"

"Okay Okay! Chill man! Didn't mean ta hurt you, um...I gotta go now.." Joey made himself scarce pretty fast. I think the combination of my threats and the prospect that he just hurt Bakura, one of the acclaimed psychos, made him think, in his small brain, that he was in quite a bit of danger, and should leave quickly.

"That was pretty smooth. You didn't even have to draw blood to make him go away." Bakura relaxed against the back of his seat to try to ease the pain.

"Come here." I motioned for him to move over to my side of the table. He slid out, though he looked confused. He sat next to me. I pressed my back against the wall and pulled him, his back facing to me, toward me. I pushed my hand under his shirt gently massaging his torn back.

I didn't care if people were staring. To hell with them, I'm filthy rich. Let's see them say something to me! I was pleased as I heard Bakura's pleased sighs. Everyone knows if you rub an injury just the right way, it does the opposite of hurting1, at least that's what I've found...

"That feels so good..." He leaned his head against my shoulder.

"I'm glad. It would have been nice if I'd gotten to take you out on better circumstances though..." I whispered in his ear.

"I won't complain if you don't..." He looked back at me with a half lidded smile.

The waiter returned with our drinks. He tried not to look disturbed, because, though gay people were more accepted than before, they still weren't treated the same as a straight person. Not that I cared...

"What would you like to eat for lunch" I asked, looking down at him.

"I don't know Seto, you're looking quite delicious." He smirked playfully as the waiter shifted his weight from one foot to the other nervously.

"Seriously, let's not traumatize the person who will be serving our food." I chuckled. It's so fun to watch him terrorize people. Bakura slipped back to the other side of the table.

"You pick something, I trust your taste."

I did. I really don't remember what I picked. That wasn't really important to me. What was important was that I was with Bakura. It's nice to win one every now and then...

Well the least I can say is that he like it...

"I'll give you credit, you definately know how to treat someone!"

"I really try, at least for you."

"So, just how long have you had this 'thing' for me?" He asked leaning foward.

"Well...Since I saw you during duelest kingdom." I answered.

"What? We never met then, so how?"

"We were never formally introduced, but I saw you, during my duel with Pegasus. I knew it wasn't Ryou, because Ryou's not that outspoken, plus as you know, Ryou doesn't duel that much. You spoke like a person who does know what he's doing."

"You started liking me off that alone?"

"Yes."

"Wow...Why didn't I notice this before..."

"I'm not surprised you didn't. After all, It's not like I said anything to you." I leaned back against the seat.

"You should have though."

"What? Why?"

"Because, it's not like I'd have turned you down."

"Say that again!"

"I do like you Kaiba. You have that 'I'm a bastard, but I'm a KICK ASS bastard' attitude. I like that. I need someone who's like me, you know? Despite common beliefs, I'm not a complete cold blooded ass."

"Wow...I wish I knew that before...It woulda saved me a lot of trouble and insecurity..."

"Don't be silly, you're Seto Kaiba, you can have anything you want! Am I right?" He smiled and placed a hand on my cheek.

I nodded. He was the only person who could ever make me so dumbstruck...I'd have given him anything if he'd asked for it. He had the power to make me act against my normal behavior..But I was beginning to like this other side of me, the one I wasn't even aware of.

"Hey Kaiba!" I groaned recognizing that voice. Yugi...Great.

"Yeah, what?"

"I never thought I'd see you here! Oh hey Bakura!" Yugi took a quick glance at the white haired yami.

"You knew it was me?"

"Well yeah. You're kind of distinctive. I mean, white hair, and all."

"No, I mean you could tell I wasn't Ryou?"

"Sure, considering Ryou's with Yami and all..."

"Oh, right." Bakura looked away with a scowl.

"What is this the meeting place of all you geeks." I asked, slightly annoyed. First the mutt, then the pipsqueak. What next!

"What do you mean?" Yugi asked puzzled.

"Well the dog is here, with dice boy. Then you show up..."

"Joey's here? Well I'm goin to go find him then." He stopped and looked at me, then Bakura. "Have fun on your date!" He giggled leaving in a haste.

"How the hell does he do that?"

"Do what?" I looked at Bakura, in question.

"Be so damn observant! No one else would have realized that...Even if I wore a sign that said 'we're on a date'."

"I don't care about him. He annoys me. All of his stupid friends do too..."

"I know what you mean, I don't like Ryou's friends. But then, my friends aren't exactly tolerable either..." I knew instantly he meant Malik and Marik.

"But at least your friends provide entertainment..."

"You havn't seen entertainment until you've seen them drunk...I still, to this day, see pink spots2 in Marik's hair from when he and Malik were playing with red Sharpie Markers."

"I bet that was a sight to see." I raised an eyebrow at the thought of Malik and Marik doodling on eachother with Markers...They are odd ones...

"Though Marik was more entertaining." He smiled.

"Are you talking about me?" I heard that voice...the one that only a psycho could have...only a specific psycho...

"Marik? You followed us didn't you!" Bakura growled.

"What is with you people? Is there a neon sign that says 'hey everyone bug us! We're not doing anything special'? If there is where's the fucking off button!" I seethed, angry at the third interuption.

"We were just curious Bakura! We saw you leave with him, and-"

"I don't want to hear it! Go away!" Bakura was also getting angry.

They didn't listen. But why would they? I mean it's not like we asked them to go away...That was sarcasm, people...

They pushed us over and Malik sat next to me, while Marik sat next to Bakura. I didn't like the way Marik was eyeing Bakura.

"Go away before I mutilate your face with this fork!" Bakura growled threateningly. I believed he would do it too. Part of me really wanted to see that...

"Oh come on Kura!"

"You're not allowed to call me that! And get away from me! Bastard..."

"We weren't laughing AT you Kura! We promise!" Malik said, trying to be innocent, but Malik's a lunatic and it doesn't really work for him.

"I don't care I'm busy! Go throw squirrels at old people, or what ever you freaks do!"

"What are you so busy doing, that you can't talk to your friends?" Marik and Malik asked at the same time, almost making it sound like one voice...That's...freaky...

"First off, don't use the term friends, it makes me wretch, second," He started pushing Marik off the seat so he could get out of the booth. He pulled Malik out from my side and pulled me out. "I'm trying to seduce a certain brunette! So don't get in my way!"

He pulled me along as we headed toward the exit. To be quite honest I was greatful. There was just too many people we knew there...Or should I say, 'wish we didn't know'?

"I can't believe them! Oh! They're so damn lucky! I could have just killed them right there! And not even felt bad about it!"

"I know what to ask for for christmas then..." I chuckled as he nudged me lightly with his elbow.

"Just kidding! Though, that would be something to watch! With your twisted thinking, I know it would be something painful..." I laughed again as he twined his arm around mine.
"Oh man...I'm still hungry...Damn Ishtars...I never got to finish my food..." He leaned his head against my shoulder.

"Then lets go to a place those losers won't be able to go to."

"Sounds good."

We returned to my limo in search of a different place. We wound up at a nice little place that was in a building three stories from the ground. The greatest part was that it was facing the water. Right where the sun would set.

"Oh wow!" Bakura leaned to put his hands on the glass and stare out at the beautiful scenery.

"Nice huh?"

"Oh yeah! I've never seen something so awsome!"

I smiled. He looked gorgeous standing against the light of the setting sun. He sparkled like a diamond, with the orange light reflecting off his silvery hair and pale skin.

"You now, Seto, I'm really enjoying myself, despite tghe annoyance of a few someones..." He growled, which was actually rather cute.

"You can say that again!" I laughed.

"I just thought of something..." He said, as if a lightbulb had gone off.

"And what would that be?"

"We just left the Ishtars with our bill..."

I realized what he said was true and a began to laugh.

"It was an unintentional revenge tactic...That is so cool!" He said with a psychotic glee, that couldn't have worked so well on any one but him.

"I guess you got your wish...They paid for messing with you...Or are washing dishes...either way.." I stepped closer to him.

"Thank you Seto." He leaned against me.

"For what?"

"For actually caring about me. I never really had someone do that. I've wanted it, but who am I to ask for something that I know no one would want to give me? I felt so damn useless when I couldn't do something so simple as cook. No one ever takes the time to help me. They assume I'm bad because of what I've done in the past. I'm sceptical of people. To be honest I thought you were just playing at first, but when you threatened the mutt, I realized you weren't and it made me really happy...I really don't want to be alone..."

I wrapped my arms around him and listened to him. He was full of emotions people never got the chance to see. The ones who didn't want to take the time, were the ones he was willing to show his true self to. They were fools. I would have killed to have him open up to me, but luckily I didn't have to...

"So thank you...Let's make this work since you seem so serious...And please..Just promise you wont break me anymore than I already am. If you see that in the future, then don't lead me on..."

"I won't hurt you, I'm going to help you heal. I see what those idiots don't. They may never see, but I do." I rested my head on his as we both watched the sunset.

It was a nice ending to a day that started so miserable, for both of us.

1 It seems like when you get a bad injury the more you touch it the better it feels. I've had mumerous people tell me this, and I too, when I had my kitchen accident, have experienced it. Maybe I'm a freak, I don't know, but it just seems like rubbing an injury feels good...I'm a psycho...Just ignore me...

2 Have you ever marked your hair or something fabric with a red sharpie? You Know how it turns from red to pink after the first few washes right?

Leo: Okay, so that part was a little shorter than the last one, but not by too much (just three pages...) Anyways, I hope you liked this one. I'm planning on the next chapter to be the last. But for those of you who like the BakuraxSeto concept, if you can deal with Yami too, then I'll be posting a new fic (cause I have no life...) with BakuraxSetoxYami. Bakura gets pregnant in that one too... Bakura: What! That's it! He doesn't kiss me?
Leo: He does later! I promise!
Seto: Yeah, I'm kinda feeling gipped here.
Malik: Wow! You've corrupted the priest!
Leo: What the hell are you doing here!
Bakura: You always show up where you're not wanted! Marik: Hey don't leave me out!
Leo: Okay people! There are too many people in my author's note! Sorry Malik and Marik but you've been booted off the note.
Malik and Marik: Aw! Leo: Okay, back to the point. Last chapter should be up soon! Ja!
Bakura and Seto: Hug the readers