Chapter 3 Luigi
A few miles away Luigi had been traveling for days. He had seen a priest with dirt and one with grapevines, but they never seemed to appeal to Luigi as 'building material'. Soon after though, he saw a priest with a whole lot of ore. In no time he had bought some ore and built a mighty fine house.
Luigi had everything he had ever hoped and wished for. He even had an electric fence for keeping out unwanted deer. It was also invisible. To keep him from getting zapped he made an invention that made it impossible for bears to run into it. Instead they would run right thru it. He also got it patented.
Meanwhile the deer had been following the sent of Luigi. When saw his house his nose went bonkers. "This must be the house of my dessert. Another fine and juicy bear to eat," he thought to himself. Then he grinned and laughed. He had just thought of a plan to eat this one without it even knowing he was there. "I'll just play a game of bocce without telling him," he managed to say between bursts of laughter.
So the deer got out his ball and gave it a big push. The ball began to roll and roll, and roll and roll, and roll! Until it bounced of the invisible wall and knocked the deer down. Brushing dust of his shoulder he got up. Then he decided if the ball wouldn't kill this bear he would himself.
The deer backed up and started charging towards Luigi's house. When he was about halfway to the house he smashed into the invisible electric fence and buzzed to the ground as a black crisp. Cursing under his breath he grabbed a stick and put it right in front of his feet. Careful not to shock himself again he got up and said, "That's where that stupid wall thing is." Then he retrieved his bocce ball and bounced his ball high over the fence. It hit Luigi's control system and the fence appeared then turned off. "Excellent!" he said folding his hands together.
Soon the deer had made it over the fence and knocked on the door. In a flash Luigi looked out the window and gasped.
"Little bear please let me come in. I have some tragic news to tell you," said the sly deer. The bear thought for a moment and then grinned.
"Sure I'll let you come in, but I'll be in the bathroom first. Wait outside for just a minute please," answered the even slyer bear and he went to his kitchen quickly.
Outside the deer was waiting impatiently and then he thought that is WAS for a GOOD reason. So he continued to wait.
Meanwhile inside Luigi was sharpening his axe. The he yelled, "Come in please Mr.…um…Mr. Dee." In went the deer and down went Luigi's axe. Luigi quickly looked inside him and found Dante and Francesco. They were still alive, but were in poor condition. Luigi got some band-aids and fixed them up good.
They talked it over while eating the deer for Christmas dinner (with Mother's special spaghetti of course) and decided never ever to build another house again. And the three bears lived happily ever after.
