The Weirdest Story Ever

Once apon a time there was a girl named Mikaela Cobalooto. But everyone called her KK Fudge Bean. One day she ran into an old fart. And Mrs. Old Fart gave her a fudge covered bean. And KK Fudge Bean ate it.

(BUM, BUM, BUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!)

The next morning she turned into a fudge bean. She sreamed so loud that all of Haven City heard her.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" she yelled.

Then she turned into a jelly bean, then a jelly fish, then an ottsel, then a moncaw and finally into a jelly and fudge coverd Metal Head! And because she was Metal head she loved Dark Eco. So she went to the Strip Mine. When she got there she saw pools of Dark Eco. She ran at them, but slipped on her jelly and fudge. She fell into the Dark Eco and exploded!

THE END