Disclaimer: I don't own the Titans, but I do own Sparky and Sunny, so hah!!!!!! I win!!
Chapter 5: The Grand Prize
Raven and Cyborg
"I know I am only a monster created by a mad scientist, but will you still love me forever?" begged Frankenstein.(Cyborg) He was kneeling on his knee and begging his bride.
"I do not know how much longer you will be, but I do know that I love you," said Raven and they kissed. (Fake kiss, curtain drops) The Titans all cheered, and the crowd applauded. Raven and Cyborg bowed and walked off the stage.
"Next up, Terra and Beast Boy dressed as Tarzan and Jane! They will be doing a short comedy!" They got ready, and the crowd watched. .
Beast Boy stood in the center of the stage, and Terra stood off to the side.
"I am Tarzan, King of the Jungle!!! I call the lions, ROAR!!!! (Terra had on a lion mask and roared back.) I call the snakes, HISSSS (Terra made a fake rock snake which slithered next to him.) I call Jane! (Beast Boy picked up his cell phone and dialed her number. She picked up.) Hey Jane baby. What's up?"
The crowd burst out into laughter as Terra and Beast Boy bowed and walked off the stage. The Titans congratulated them, and they blushed.
"Now, we will have Starfire and Robin as Romeo and Juliet! This is a tragedy scene!" Starfire lay down on the stage floor with her bottle of poison in her hand. Robin stood over her.
"Oh Juliet! My heart yearns for you, and I shall go with you to thy Spirit World!" Robin drank the poison and collapsed. Juliet slowly woke up and saw Romeo laying there. She tried to kiss him for poison, but found nothing. She took his dagger and stared at the crowds.
"Oh Romeo! How have you perished without me? I shall join you!" Starfire stabbed herself and fell on top of Robin, dead. The curtains closed, and everyone cried. Robin and Starfire stood up and bowed.
"Now, Aqualad and Sunny as the Phantom of the Opera and the Angel of Music! This will be their musical act." The lights dimmed, and focused on Sunny.
"In sleep he sang to me, in dreams, he came. The voice which calls to me, and sings my name. And though I dream again, and now I found. The Phantom of the Opera is there, inside my mind," (It is a song. I love it!!! Don't just read it, listen to it!) sang the Angel of Music. The Phantom of the Opera appeared behind her
"Sing once again with me, a strange duet. My power over you grows, stronger yet! And though you turn from me, and glance behind, the Phantom of the Opera is there, inside your mind," sang Aqualad as they danced. Sunny kept looking for someone as the Phantom drew her closer.
"Those who have seen your face, draw back in fear. I am the mask you wear,"
"It's me the fear!!!" sang Aqualad. Together, "Our sprit and our voice, in one combine, the Phantom of the Opera is there, inside my (your) mind," They danced and leapt together across the stage. Aqualad grabbed Sunny and held her tight.
Sunny burst out, "Is there, a Phantom of the Opera?" Aqualad said, "Sing, my angel of music!" They collapsed onto the floor with Aqualad hugging Sunny, and the curtains fell.
The crowds cheered, and they took a bow and curtsy. They walked off the stage.
"Now, lastly, Sparky and Speedy as Zorro and his girlfriend! They will be doing, an action and romance skit!" The crowds gasped.
Zorro appeared and fought of the last of the bad guys and scribbled a "Z" in the chests. All of a sudden, a ton of bad guys appeared and surrounded him. Zorro glanced around.
"I am Zorro's Avenger, and I come to fight for the right of people and Zorro!" exclaimed a voice. Everyone glanced up at the rafters. Out of no where, a black dressed girl in a black cape swung down and did a double flip, and landed in front of Zorro. She kicked and dueled the bad guys with her fencing sword, and she fought along side Zorro.. She cut a "ZS" in their shirts, and when they all laid dead, she stood next to Zorro, satisfied. Zorro looked at her and caught her chin and raised her eyes to look at him.
"You've always been the sweetest woman I could ever have," Zorro said, and pulled her in for a kiss. But Zorro's Avenger swung and pushed him away. She backed with a back flip, and landed on her feet.
"I'm only Zorro's Avenger, not his woman. The Avenger seeks no love, but seeks only vengeance," she said, shattering Zorro's heart. The crowd gasped, and Starfire cried. It was heart breaking.
It's all a play, but why do I feel so hurt? wondered Speedy as he crumbled into a heap of defeat.
"No, but you are my girl," said a voice as it swung from the rafters and landed neatly next to Sparky and held her in a tight embrace.
"It's Red X!" yelled Robin. Red X saluted him. He had his belt back, (only because he stole it back!). The crowds gasped, but Sparky was looking at him.
"Nice to see you again Sparky," said Red X, looking at Sparky.
"Is it really you?" she whispered. Red X smiled under his mask.
"Only if you want it to be me…" he replied, but was then struck by one of Speedy's arrows.
"Let her go!" yelled Speedy in anger. Red X laughed and pinched Sparky's neck. Sparky was quickly put to sleep. He jumped and threw a red X at each couple and pinned them down.
"Catch you later!" he said, saluting the crowds and he vanished with Sparky.
"NO!!!!!" yelled Speedy.
Chapter 5!! Okay, so funny and unoriginal, but it works!!! A Spoiler!
Where am I?
In a place I call home. Welcome home, Sparky.
